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Wolverine vs. Ezio Auditore Who Wins?

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Submitted: 04/25/2014
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User avatar #41 - gladiator (04/25/2014) [-]
ezio is a skilled assassin.

wolverine is a perpetually healing mutant with a virtually indestructible skeleton.

all wolverine has to do is let ezio stab him for the better part of century until he dies of old age...
#13 - ihearcolors (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wolverine no question
Wolverine no question
User avatar #36 - croski (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Are we taking into account the things Ezio came across during his adventures. I mean, can he use them? For example the pieces of Eden, poisons, explosives, crossbows, hidden blades, hidden gun thingy etc.?
User avatar #39 to #37 - croski (04/25/2014) [-]
Well in that case, I think Ezio is the winner here, just by using an apple pf eden...
#28 - eriko (04/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
wolverine can regenerate and Ezio can just restart/continue

DRAW
User avatar #14 - jstumps (04/25/2014) [-]
She is clearly wrong, she is female
User avatar #12 - oxymoronking ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
wolverine. if he gets unarmed, hes still strong, and they regrow fast. unlike ezio, stupid mortal
#3 - kievaughnb (04/25/2014) [-]
Ezio could stab Wolverine as many times as he wants and he'd heal. Wolverine can cut Ezio's little Italian ass up and he'd be dead forever.
User avatar #1 - saxong (04/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Healing factor. How is this a question?
User avatar #40 - ljxjlos (04/25/2014) [-]
I don´t know anything about Assassins Creed, but isn´t the Ezio-Guy just a normal Assassin?
Wolverine is an Assassin, too. Also a professional Spy, one of the best armed and unarmed combatants around, hardened against poison, gas, etc

...oh, not to mention that he´s also kinda immortal with a Body that can´t really be destroyed by normal means.

User avatar #35 - sexyhimself ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Wolverine has a healing power (if he get's a wound or get's damaged it heals itself right away) adamntium skelleton (one of the strongest metals in the world) adamantium claws and great tracking skill and sweet hair.

Ezio is good at running away and climbing stuff.
User avatar #34 - pleuradispensor (04/25/2014) [-]
wolverine was shot in the ******* head, and his brain was all "lol **** that **** ***** " and pushed the **** back out.... Ezio never pushed a bullet out of his body with his brain....
User avatar #31 - fuckya ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Ezio jumps off a roof to stab Wolverine. Wolverine watches. Ezio stabs Wolverine and starts asking questions. Wolverine just smirks. Ezio starts prison shanking Wolverine. Wolverine sighs. Ezio gets stabbed to death by Wolverine. Wolverine drinks.
User avatar #17 - supername ONLINE (04/25/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Wolverine: Immeasurable healing factor which can regrow entire appendages/limbs in a matter of few days, slowed aging, hundreds of years of combat experience, near indestructible adamantium claws and bones, extreme resistance to drugs, poisons, diseases, implanted psionic sheilds by proffessor X (so he's resistant to psychological/psychic attacks), superhuman sense of smell, hearing, and vision. Also the list can go on so I'm going to stop here and say that while Ezio is skilled he just wouldn't be able to keep up after a period of time with wolverine. The stamina difference and skill difference is just too great for a fair match against Wolverene.
User avatar #15 - inyerfase (04/25/2014) [-]
wolverine.

******* ADAMANTIUM CLAWS FTW
User avatar #44 - numbertwozeldafan (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ezio has little going for him except for hiding and backstabbing. If Wolverine didn't SMELL him coming, getting shanked wouldn't do much but piss him off. At that point, all he has to do is track Ezio down while that french cunt runs away and chop him up.

Did I mention the healing/immortal/superstrength thing?
User avatar #42 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Ezio may be good, but he is still only a man. Wolverine, on the other hand, is more than just a man.
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