Woah men. bitches be cray cray. money, i' m just gianna : the Okay. Could you shtop. I' ll he get me some... ask in 30. wishe.. dcdd you say.. 30 years ago toda
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Woah men

Woah men. bitches be cray cray. money, i' m just gianna : the Okay. Could you shtop. I' ll he get me some... ask in 30. wishe.. dcdd you say.. 30 years ago toda

bitches be cray cray

money, i' m just
gianna : the Okay. Could you
shtop. I' ll he get me some...
ask in 30.
wishe.. dcdd
you say..
30 years
ago
today,
Michael
arkson
released
his album
Thriller
Thriller was a hit.
You hit a
baseball.
Baseballs are white.
Tht: whatsa crayon Croutons are 3. 5
never gets used. inches.
There are 5
toes on
oaoh foot
10 in
total
There are 12 inches
in a foot.
Ten rhymes with hen. Hans lay -
Eggs are . Food pyramid.
Fruit are cm the You like girls that
fund pyramid. mall fruity.
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#19 - nithorry (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by mysterie
MFW women start talking...
MFW women start talking...
#10 - include (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Pyramids have triangular sides
-A triangle has three sides
-Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #4 - evilanakie (10/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
i used to play a game kinda like this
name two things unrelated to eachother
and link them via this kinda ****
#7 - whenindoubtcfour (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reminded my of why firetrucks are red.    
   
Why are they red? Because firetrucks have 8 wheels and carry 4 people, and 4+8 is 12, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and the Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and ships sailed on the seas, and there are fish in the sea, the fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red.    
   
Gif unrelated.
Reminded my of why firetrucks are red.

Why are they red? Because firetrucks have 8 wheels and carry 4 people, and 4+8 is 12, and there are 12 inches in a foot, and a foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and the Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and ships sailed on the seas, and there are fish in the sea, the fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red.

Gif unrelated.
#45 - articulate (10/02/2013) [-]
Reading these individually is actually kind of funny.
#17 - ptolomeus ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
HFW
#43 - helenwheels (10/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ladys and gentlemen of funnyjunk, I am here to present you with a principal of relationships. This is set from the male perspective but both genders will needlessly accuse the other of cheating. And when they do they might be doing something called "Projecting" which means they are projecting their emotions onto you. If a girl or guy is consistently accusing you of cheating without evidence then she might be thinking of cheating on you.
Or they might be expressing a genuine concern.
#40 - lelouchlamperouge (10/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it was Singed the whole time
#41 - mikepetru (10/02/2013) [-]
Impossible! You must have cheated!
#54 - koltan (10/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
THE TRUE REASON GUNS ARE BECOMING ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.
User avatar #9 - rainbowisbestpone (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I actually expected Half Life 3 joke
User avatar #48 - crycamellia (10/02/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfPXMXj0GE
reminds my of this god tier movie, watch it through and you will never be dissapoint
#47 - reycall ONLINE (10/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i actually spent more then a second on my life on this.... must be board enough to read this **** .
#61 to #47 - decoyoctopus (10/02/2013) [-]
Maybe instead of making asinine ******* comments like this, you pick up a book once in a while? Who knows, You might even learn how to spell while you're at it...
User avatar #30 - lordofthesea (10/02/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed?
User avatar #20 - douevensax (10/01/2013) [-]
>OP is a faggot
Of course he's cheating on you. The logic is irrefutable.
#18 - anonexplains (10/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
funnyjunk hit a new low today with stupid **** like this. 9Gaggers obviously mass-registered here. Ill be off to reddit. Rip funny welcome junk
#25 to #18 - jakedertree (10/01/2013) [-]
-"You'll be back....they always come back."
User avatar #55 - fuckilostthegame (10/02/2013) [-]
Repost
never again
User avatar #37 - noodledoodle ONLINE (10/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
omg so many thumbs up for this
User avatar #38 to #37 - SuperSixONE (10/02/2013) [-]
How ******* new are you? Oh wait, 7 months.
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User avatar #26 - bomberbib (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Reminds me of the wikipedia game. Start off on one page and decide on an end page. You and your friend must get to the end page using as few links as possible. I tried getting to cardboard from floppy disk once.. impossible..
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