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The moments older brothers live for
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this is why wizards are ******* useless,
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#9 - senecabro (08/31/2014) [+] (13 replies)
correct if im wrong, (im not up to par with my HP facts) wasnt the reaction to him casting the spell on harry nearly instantaneous? he wouldnt have had time to just pick him up and throw him. Lilly's love reacted immediately. i could be wrong though
#7 - railyeightseven ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
well wizards always lack physical strength, maybe he didn't have enough strength to throw him
#8 to #7 - boomerpyro (08/31/2014) [-]
>muscle wizards
#10 - wanagoloco (08/31/2014) [+] (13 replies)
so, one thing i noticed about the name Voldemort is that if you break up the name into 3 consecutive pieces (vol-de-mort) de mort quickly translates into, of death, in most Latin based languages, then i got curious as to the possible meaning of "vol" which i was disturbed to find is one of the terms referencing a sexual fetish of being eaten alive (please apply memory bleach liberally to the affected areas) this could literally therefore interpret Vol de mort into eater or consumer of the dead. I dunno............
#20 to #10 - Ahhstin (08/31/2014) [-]
Or you know, Deatheater. Coincidentally the name of his followers.
#3 - kristovsky (08/31/2014) [+] (65 replies)
magic is more useless than 9mm.
magic is more useless than 9mm.
#69 - TommyV (09/01/2014) [-]
Voldy: Avada Ked-   
   
Death Eater #7: Woah woah woah, wait a minute here, M'Lord...don't you think that's a bad idea?   
   
Voldy: I'm...well I'm killin a baby, man, what's it look like?   
   
Death Eater #7: Well, I mean...jesus, we've made counter spells and protective hexes ourselves that have had some pretty drastic effects on OUR enemies...don't you think it's safe to say they could do the same to us? ESPECIALLY given the fact that they knew we were coming...and the fact that they are in the organization bent on destroying us and dismantling ou- I mean, YOUR power?   
   
Voldy: ...I never thought of it like that o.0   
   
Death Eater #7: Why don't we just drop him out a window?   
   
Voldy: Does it make a shint green light?   
   
Death Eater #7: Oh, no I see your point now. Carry on.
Voldy: Avada Ked-

Death Eater #7: Woah woah woah, wait a minute here, M'Lord...don't you think that's a bad idea?

Voldy: I'm...well I'm killin a baby, man, what's it look like?

Death Eater #7: Well, I mean...jesus, we've made counter spells and protective hexes ourselves that have had some pretty drastic effects on OUR enemies...don't you think it's safe to say they could do the same to us? ESPECIALLY given the fact that they knew we were coming...and the fact that they are in the organization bent on destroying us and dismantling ou- I mean, YOUR power?

Voldy: ...I never thought of it like that o.0

Death Eater #7: Why don't we just drop him out a window?

Voldy: Does it make a shint green light?

Death Eater #7: Oh, no I see your point now. Carry on.
#15 - Sworley (08/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
well considering he hated all muggle related things, i doubt he would have tried killing anyone without his wand. and since his body was destroyed, he didnt really have a second chance
well considering he hated all muggle related things, i doubt he would have tried killing anyone without his wand. and since his body was destroyed, he didnt really have a second chance
User avatar #49 - derpyhuman (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Because if Voldemort touched Harry he'd probably be burned blacker than the ********* ****** .
#19 - neefew (08/31/2014) [-]
If Voldemort had killed Harry without using magic, it would have proved that there are some times where muggles are better than wizards. Voldemort couldn't handle that because he hated everything to do with muggles.

Also see #9
#61 - azraelthemage (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**azraelthemage rolls 14**
#123 - sickchewbacca (09/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Not trying to be that guy who corrects everything, but after reading through a few comments I thought I might be able to clear some stuff up.

1. The reason in which Voldemort does not attempt to use physical violence to kill Harry is because in the Harry Potter fantasy world Wizards have this easy to use spell called Avada Kedavra... which conveniently kills whoever it is used upon instantly. Up until the point it was used on Harry and backfired, there was never a single survivor of the curse. If something has 100% mortality rate you wouldn't really think it necessary to just smash the babies head with a rock when all you need to do is wave your wand and mutter an incantation.

2. Saw a few people saying that Voldemort would not be able to touch Harry because of his mother's protection spell. I am not sure if that is accurate or not because up until the point that Voldemort cast the Avada Kedavra curse, Harry is not actually a Horcrux. It is only after the curse backfires that Voldemorts soul is ripped from his body and part of it lodges itself in Harry's forehead (causing the lightning bolt scar). I am fairly certain that Voldemort would have been able to physically pick up and throw Harry out of a window if he really wanted to because if you remember the prophecy regarding Voldemort's downfall he basically had a choice between Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom and figured Harry would be more dangerous because of who his parents were. The whole Voldemort not being to do **** to Harry only started when he cast the killing curse and in that instant is when everything happened.

To summarize:
- Voldemort had a 100% successful murder spell so he would never think to smash someone's head as opposed to using a spell (not to mention it's a kids book/movie series).
- The protection spell didn't do jack **** . It was the power of love, something Voldemort could never comprehend, that made Avada Kedavra backfire. Harry did not become a Horcrux until after it backfired.
#26 - internetnick (09/01/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Idk, man, not all wizards are useless. Harry Dresden carries a gun.
#34 - ukobarrywewa (09/01/2014) [-]
use... a ******* .... GUN!!!!
#85 - narutolas ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Got demmit, listen, wizards are hardier than normal children. Before anyone knew he was a wizard, Neville Longbottoms' uncle accidentally dropped baby Neville out of a window. He BOUNCED back up at him without a scratch on him, and that's how they found out he wasn't a squib. In fact if voldie did that, Harry would likely have been found by a much better family than the Dursleys to whom he was sent.
#68 - IamPinhead (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Would you rather shoot somebody in the face with lightning, or push them down the stairs? Think about it.
#43 - gnalde (09/01/2014) [-]
What he should have done in the first place
What he should have done in the first place
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (09/01/2014) [-]
I do love when tumblrfags who haven't read the books argue about them.
#62 - grellslover (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Ummm.... Voldemort nearly died because the spell rebounded right? That was why he was forced to live as a leech on Quirell <- not sure if spelled right and drank unicorn blood isn't it?
#135 - curveball (09/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
There was no reason for him not to use magic; he had no idea the spell was going to rebound and destroy him. He could have tossed Harry out the window or smothered him with a pillow, but why do that when magic is faster, easier, and cleaner? It would be like if you were going to kill someone, and instead of shooting them you beat them to death with a loaded gun.
There was no reason for him not to use magic; he had no idea the spell was going to rebound and destroy him. He could have tossed Harry out the window or smothered him with a pillow, but why do that when magic is faster, easier, and cleaner? It would be like if you were going to kill someone, and instead of shooting them you beat them to death with a loaded gun.
User avatar #41 - devilofscience (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How does this keep ending up here? All you have to do is watch the first movie to know why that wouldn't work, Voldy couldn't even touch Harry let alone throw him out a window!
User avatar #71 to #41 - vgmddg ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Dump him into a bucket and toss him out that way?
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