Witty Title. . Girl: I' m having heart surgery today. Buy: I know. Girl: I lave you! Boy: I love you mere! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the
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Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Buy: I know.
Girl: I lave you!
Boy: I love you mere!
After heart surgery her dad is the only
person in the roomm
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Dont you know whiz: gave you the
heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: wet kidding he went to the
bathroom.
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Submitted: 03/11/2014
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#7 - dekbedovertrekset (03/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#3 - secretdestroyers (03/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I prefer this one:
>Girl goes in for surgery on her uterus (for cancer or whatever)
>Parents and boyfriend go with her to surgery
>She wakes up in recovery
>Notices boyfriend isn't there, asks what happened
>Dad: "Who do you think gave you the uterus?"
>Her fw
#1 - thewulfman ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
mfw reading this.
mfw reading this.
#2 - randomituseddie (03/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
damn it man you gotta prepare me for these feels. did he ever come back?
damn it man you gotta prepare me for these feels. did he ever come back?
#10 - stopsdropsand (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
These stories kill me. What hospital would take the beating heart out of a living person to transplant it to someone else?
User avatar #14 to #10 - warzon (03/12/2014) [-]
The metal kind
#18 - sedativechunk (03/12/2014) [-]
girl > dad, I'm heartbroken by that joke!   
   
dad > Hi hearbroken, I'm dad!
girl > dad, I'm heartbroken by that joke!

dad > Hi hearbroken, I'm dad!
User avatar #15 - modernclassmusic (03/12/2014) [-]
gave me a feel
#13 - jalthelas (03/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - wertgf (03/11/2014) [-]
Plot twist : It's her Brother
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