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I once cried because I had no
shoes to play football with my
I , friends, but one day I saw a
man who had no feet, and I
realized how rich I am."
Zinedine Zidane
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#2 - kingkittan (07/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Did he headbutt that guy too?
#4 - include (07/21/2014) [+] (20 replies)
User avatar #5 to #4 - tumblrball ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
no it isnt. its just like saying "i once cried because i broke my arm and couldn't write my book, but one day i saw a man who had no arm and i realized how rich i am." sure it might sound deep but in reality its dumb as **** . it's a retarded way of saying nobody should be sad or happy because theres always someone that is in a better/worse situation. **** people who say **** like this
#15 - gharshi (07/22/2014) [+] (7 replies)
yeah, all therapists must use this technique.

"you can't be depressed because children have it worse in africa"
#27 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Simple economics here, guys.
User avatar #42 - tristraction (07/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
"Use your head."
- Zinedine Zidane, Italy, 2006
#62 - jokexplain (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
y'all 			******		 don't understand   
this post is about how Zidane, who was always incredibly talented, realized that his feet made him rich, and he could accomplish anything he  set his mind to.    
even if he came from a background of extreme poverty.    
it's a rags to riches story basically
y'all ****** don't understand
this post is about how Zidane, who was always incredibly talented, realized that his feet made him rich, and he could accomplish anything he set his mind to.
even if he came from a background of extreme poverty.
it's a rags to riches story basically
#38 - iamrexraptor (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Asshole, look in your closet I bet there's tons, you're 			*******		 Zidane for crying out loud. 			****		 cinnamon applesauce
Asshole, look in your closet I bet there's tons, you're ******* Zidane for crying out loud. **** cinnamon applesauce
User avatar #48 - katarinaismywaifu (07/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
******* athletes get paid millions to play a ******* game what a joke
#45 - galkawhm ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
mfw Zidane
User avatar #73 - faptastica (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
but the guy without legs must have shoes... then what.
User avatar #61 - kwanzalord (07/22/2014) [-]
head butt martial arts master
User avatar #19 - HeeroYuy (07/22/2014) [-]
and then he proceeded to headbutt that poor **** out cold
User avatar #50 - kzinfa (07/22/2014) [+] (6 replies)
this may be a dumb question and totally unrelated, but is there a chat room for funnyjunk? im bored as **** and no one understands me on omegle.
User avatar #46 - slapchoppin (07/22/2014) [-]
and then he headbutted that mother ****** in the chest
User avatar #43 - mytomanenbre (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Wise words from a grown up man getting paid millions to kick on a ball whilst thousands of people die of starvation each day, how can this guy even live with himself? "I once thought i was poor, until i realized how someone elses poorness magically makes me not poor, and now that i am rich well, **** the poor".
User avatar #72 to #43 - roflnaut (07/22/2014) [-]
He is not referring to how he is rich with money. There are different kind of riches.
He is talking about how he is rich with opportunities. He is thankful that he has is feet, unlike the man that doesn't.
At least, that is how I interpret it.
User avatar #41 - nudybooty (07/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I once cried because I couldn't reach the remote, but one day I saw a man who's remote had dead batteries, and I realized how rich I am.

......but not rich enough to afford bale for breaking into a house and watching people.
#39 - fefe (07/22/2014) [-]
I once cried because I didn't have any whipped cream for my pie, but one day I saw a man who lived in Africa, so I just laughed and laughed and laughed.
#36 - nthmetal (07/22/2014) [-]
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