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North Korea Announces Kim Jongton Takes Gold
In Pairs Figure Skating and Two Man Bobsled!
Posted about 3 weeks ago 27 comments
relational Democratic People' s Republic of
Korea' s (North Korea} Ministry tranformation announced
delegation to the Sochi games, and did not send a team,
its people should not be concerned because its fearless,
eternal leader, Kim Jongton had agreed to participate
a variety of events. The North Korean news
service went on to announce that had been victorious
in every event in which he had entered, despite never
having trained, the North Korean President had single
handedly won the pairs figure skating competition as well
as the two man bobsled, setting world records 'navesto be
broken', in both events.
The Information Service went on to announce that the 'glorious and exalted' leader, Kim Jongton had taken the
Gold in Ski Jumping, 'toying higher and scientists had previously believed humanly possible/ just after
announcing that the North Korean President had won the Giant Downhill Slalom, beating athletes from every other
country, including 'imperialist Dogs', The United States and Japan, as well as capping off his visit by shutting out
the Soviet National Hockey Team in a game yet to be played; concluding the announcement by saying that, "All
victories accomplished with 'record scores and times' navesto be broken in the history womankind.
It was also reported by North Korean independent sources, that Kim Jongton so loves his people that he will refuse
the medals and honors and all Western style decadent celebrations in his '' and will immediately return
to his country to share the glory and greatness onhis unprecedented performances with the people while allowing
the sun to rise and set in his honor.