There was that guy in prison from Silence of the Lambs who threw his cum onto the girl. Then again, Hannibal made him kill himself the next day... also **** yes homestuck
>Young naive person at new year's be like, " I'mma stop drinking soda "
> 90 % of sheeple fail their new year's resolution miserably
> be roomate/sibling/parent.
> Buy a diet soda and do this and put in refrigerator.
> Wait 2 weeks
>" Maybe one glass should do " After all it's dietcoke."
> Boom bby.
> Put bunch of Mentos onto a screw.
> Place screw on underside of Diet Coke bottle lid.
> Hold screw in place with magnet on the top side of lid.
> Screw lid onto bottle tightly (secure with tape if needed).
> Remove magnet.
> Retreat to safe distance.
> Shoot bottle with rifle (calibre of your choice).
> ???
> Profit!
diet brands is the drink of choice for diabetics because it lacks carbs and sugars. while drinking normal brands may taste better it may as well be drinking money or drinking poisen depending on your ability to purchase insulin
winning is for idiots that believe themselves to be in some sort of competition where the prize is equal to all participants, death, but the effort is not. so live like you know you gonna die, do as little as you want done to you