Wings of Death. as seen on tumblr, to imgur, to funnyjunkr. i_ itoi' the challenge today! vixen wings doused in secret sauces made -V T othre hottest chillies k
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Wings of Death

as seen on tumblr, to imgur, to funnyjunkr

i_ itoi' the challenge today!
vixen wings doused in secret sauces made -V
T othre hottest chillies known to man. L
aret? succeeded, so many have finised,
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Submitted: 06/06/2014
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#4 - dansanz (06/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I remember my first (and last time) doing the Insanity Wing Challenge at East Coast Wings & Grill.    
   
Signed the waiver, got my safety gloves, and then they brought us water and sugar packets- they were 'out of milk and bread'. The wings came after a few minutes (I was doing this with a friend) and they were dropped in front of us like grenades. The staff acted like they were porcupines with snake fangs for needles and a serious need to hump something.    
   
The wing was blood red and looked like it had been polished by someone who worked with leather shoes all their life. Sauce was still running down the side of this thing and it smelt like Satan's asshole after the Haribo sugarfree challenge. It smelt like the cinnamon tree Aborigines would rub their ball sweat on after a good hunt. It smelt like an Indian woman I was going down on had just ripped the ripest curry fart an anus could handle and then laughed so hard she let out popcorn rounds.    
   
I didn't even taste the meat. Spice was love, Spice was life. I screamed and pounded my head on the table, drank enough water to force myself to pee and then cried in the bathroom because they wouldn't let me bring in the pitcher so I could drink more.
I remember my first (and last time) doing the Insanity Wing Challenge at East Coast Wings & Grill.

Signed the waiver, got my safety gloves, and then they brought us water and sugar packets- they were 'out of milk and bread'. The wings came after a few minutes (I was doing this with a friend) and they were dropped in front of us like grenades. The staff acted like they were porcupines with snake fangs for needles and a serious need to hump something.

The wing was blood red and looked like it had been polished by someone who worked with leather shoes all their life. Sauce was still running down the side of this thing and it smelt like Satan's asshole after the Haribo sugarfree challenge. It smelt like the cinnamon tree Aborigines would rub their ball sweat on after a good hunt. It smelt like an Indian woman I was going down on had just ripped the ripest curry fart an anus could handle and then laughed so hard she let out popcorn rounds.

I didn't even taste the meat. Spice was love, Spice was life. I screamed and pounded my head on the table, drank enough water to force myself to pee and then cried in the bathroom because they wouldn't let me bring in the pitcher so I could drink more.
#14 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTINESS,   
I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY   
   
REALLY HOT!
BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTINESS,
I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY

REALLY HOT!
#3 - wearewe (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**wearewe rolled image** MFW eating wings
#30 - toesmash (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**toesmash rolled image** Makes my mouth water with anticipation
#21 - crobog ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - whyohwhy (06/07/2014) [-]
so spicy the chefs need special protective gear
User avatar #1 - coconuthat (06/07/2014) [-]
hehehehe.... bitch
#23 - CIS White Male (06/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
Real wings of death
#19 - shaddz ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
**shaddz rolled image** MFW I put them in muh butt
#11 - dvdfaust ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I lub me some spicy food, but it doesn't really take much skill to make something crazy hot, and at that point you hardly enjoy it. I dunno, I think some good spicy food needs some flavor. Favorite hot sauces thread?
User avatar #71 to #68 - retrochris (06/08/2014) [-]
You are an appreciated and valuable part of this comminuty for calling fables toots
thank you, kind sir.
#25 - CIS White Male (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My tastebuds have long since been destroyed, pain and joy of food are nothing now.

Wings of death merely give me hope at this point, may they cause me pain? If so this pain will bring me hope. And with such hope, I know I may eat again, taste again, feel the joy of food again, for I feel it, with all of my mouth.
#45 - DemonMatt (06/07/2014) [-]
Everyone when you eat spicy **** .
#31 - enzothesomething ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone's FW they take first bite
Everyone's FW they take first bite
#15 - Dagoron (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**Dagoron rolled image** MFW eating those delicious wings
#16 to #15 - Dagoron (06/07/2014) [-]
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT! THE WINGS WERE THE BLUE SPY! DAMN!
User avatar #44 - demonfish (06/07/2014) [-]
Not with your attitude I'm not
#6 - effthree ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Favorite spicy food thread!
God I LOVE **** like this! Not some machismo thing or anything, I don't think it makes me better than people who don't want to try it, I have just always enjoyed spicy stuff.

Informative-> www.gregbocquet.com/graphics/scoville.html
-Sadly the list seems to be a little incomplete, doesn't have the Moruga Scorpion or Carolina Reaper(pictured left) and probably others I don't know about yet.

Share your favorite spicy foodses yo!
#22 - gomugomuno (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i would like to try. also found the place but there isn't one near me   

			
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User avatar #20 - huffe (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, Fuck the Hell YES - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 1
User avatar #9 - sandle (06/07/2014) [-]
where is this? i want them
#7 - mrnpc (06/07/2014) [-]
Bring It!
Bring It!
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