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Windows Updates

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Welcome
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
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Welcome
Welcome to Windows
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Welcome to Windows
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#11 - fjponythread (08/06/2014) [-]
"Touch your monitor. It is warm, like flesh."
#13 to #11 - John Cena (08/06/2014) [-]
Was it worth it?
User avatar #7 - danielsturk (08/06/2014) [-]
windows95tips.com/
Src cuz OP didn't
#12 to #7 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/06/2014) [-]
good heavens look at all that nope
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
This should be an SCP
User avatar #9 - wotterpatch (08/06/2014) [-]
And people say Windows 95 was ****
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User avatar #5 to #3 - alphabetagama (08/06/2014) [-]
you_tried.png
User avatar #8 to #2 - LookinHereWhy (08/06/2014) [-]
>>>>>>>>>>>using mouse instead of arrow keys
#6 to #2 - John Cena (08/06/2014) [-]
Claw grip master race
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