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#2 - epicscorpion (12/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Releasing a bunch of infants into a nest of adult killing machines

#36 - liamdurf ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Mantis' faces when you released them
Mantis' faces when you released them
#1 - reagga (12/18/2013) [+] (18 replies)
if i saw that gigantic praying mantis in my room i would commit suicide
#76 - graknab (12/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You dumped your baby insects onto a ******* anthill? Thats like dumping 100 toddlers into a battle against 10,000 spartans
#127 - doctorprofessornv (12/19/2013) [-]
It is a rather rare occurrence when this gif is actually relevant
It is a rather rare occurrence when this gif is actually relevant
#55 - akho (12/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
He's back.
#124 - thegreathoodoo (12/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Couple of things annoyed me about this post despite it being an interesting story.

You suddenly needed a jar that had previously been unneeded for several months?

You couldn't just get new one and let the little guys keep old one they were so fond of? no?

Is there some kind of glass-jar shortage epidemic that I am unaware of?

Also, it's like you literally found the worst possible thing you could do with newborn mantids by dumping them on a colony of fully grown ants.

User avatar #132 to #124 - hyeroshi (12/19/2013) [-]
Do you realize how much of a pain it is to get a glass jar? Last time I got one I had to catch like eight chickens.
#6 - infinitereaper ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Good story
#33 - rmoran (12/18/2013) [-]
hfw releasing babies into nest of hungry ants
#86 - KievLeviathan (12/18/2013) [-]
Only one survived...
you are the Adolf Hitler of parenting
User avatar #65 - superanonymouspers (12/18/2013) [-]
she failed as their god.
User avatar #44 - jokerjack (12/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And this is how invasive species overrun an indigenous population in 10 years.....
User avatar #48 to #44 - joshuagutierrez (12/18/2013) [-]
They aren't invasive if she found them in her yard.
User avatar #30 - icameheretotroll (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think you need a boyfriend
#31 to #30 - jabzilla (12/18/2013) [-]
she already has a bugfriend.
#35 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mantises may be feracious hunters, but ants form a society and work better together. They aren't called armies for nothing.
User avatar #11 - Durp (12/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I would never ever use that jar to make iced coffee. Even after being washed and sterilized, I wouldn't get over the fact that dozens of tiny insects were in it.
User avatar #16 - littleliz ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
every year my dad would buy the biggest pods on ebay. producing 800 a pod. every year we would let them go and we would have a good time. one year one came on our house and was on our couch. he liked the light and movement from the tv. i kept him for fun but discovered how smart they were. when i put my hand out he knew it was time to go wherever i took him. he knew that cage time meant food and would hurry in his little food house. he was the best little bug pet ever. and i thought they werent all that smart.
#51 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i 			*******		 hate ants
i ******* hate ants
#283 - prettycoolusername (12/19/2013) [-]
>Have the jar standing on kitchen counter for months
>Mantises emerging
>Hey, I need this jar to make iced coffee
#27 - harbingerwolf (12/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Very nice Tenodera sinensis they have right there.
I've been keeping and breeding all kinds of invertebrates over the years, including mantids among other things. If you have any questions or want to try keeping them (it can be pretty rewarding) ask me anything.

<---Choeradodis rhombicollis, an old hooded mantis of mine.
User avatar #174 - nimba (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Welcome home, buddy"
she said to the giant ravenous insect killing machine
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