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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - epicscorpion
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>Releasing a bunch of infants into a nest of adult killing machines

SMRT
User avatar #318 to #2 - propanex
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Hi from 2014!
#319 to #318 - epicscorpion
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Cheers.
User avatar #47 to #2 - telekinesis
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(12/18/2013) [-]
It's a Homer Simpson joke.
#88 to #47 - bann
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I am so smart, S M R T
I am so smart, S M R T
#163 to #2 - klina
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It's funny because in my native language Smrt means death.
It's funny because in my native language Smrt means death.
#166 to #163 - epicscorpion
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Mine too, I didn't see that when I wrote it. vowels ************
#39 to #2 - nejcf
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(12/18/2013) [-]
I was really confused for a while... SMRT means death in most Slavic languages.
User avatar #58 to #39 - kievaughnb
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But that makes perfect sense in context...
#206 to #39 - eggzatron
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also the simpsons episode where homer shoves a crayon in his brain depicts homer saying something is "SMRT" meaning of course, "SMART". The phrase "SMRT" is referred to throughout the series after this episode. I think this is more what the previous poster is getting at...
#210 to #206 - eggzatron
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my bad, that episode came out after smrt, it was invented in the Homer Goes to College Episode
#93 to #39 - anon id: 83f0bd67
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(12/18/2013) [-]
i thought it meant shaking my right testicle
#221 to #93 - anon id: 85d26506
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It does now.
#36 - liamdurf
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(12/18/2013) [-]
Mantis' faces when you released them
Mantis' faces when you released them
#141 to #36 - bleebloo
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#211 to #36 - eggzatron
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source?
#242 to #211 - anon id: 586ad61c
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Community
#308 to #36 - guanyu
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#45 to #36 - thunderpony
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OMG that is too perfect on so many levels. I was gonna post tht gif but you beat me to it, good job sir/madam
OMG that is too perfect on so many levels. I was gonna post tht gif but you beat me to it, good job sir/madam
#1 - reagga
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if i saw that gigantic praying mantis in my room i would commit suicide
#40 to #1 - anon id: ac0c26cb
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you should pray instead
User avatar #268 to #1 - darkroro
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I thought that the mantis was in her finger,but after i read giant i checked the photo again and i **** some bricks
User avatar #270 to #1 - moistnuggests
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Why? At what point did people start being afraid of a praying mantis? It kills all the other bugs in your house/yard/garden, it isn't poisonous and overall friendly to humans.

#273 to #270 - anon id: 0864be86
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Until the ******* fly. Scary ass ****.
User avatar #309 to #273 - moistnuggests
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Fly over to give you a hug, nothing scary about a mini-hug.

They don't bite humans, don't have fangs and aren't poisonous there isn't a single thing to be afraid of
#314 to #1 - vlrgll
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Dude Mantids are awesome. I remember seeing a mantis pod when I started working at this home for landscaping, and later that year I noticed that every once in awhile Id see a hand sized mantis just hanging around, and theyre completely harmless!
#56 to #1 - jmmora
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i think that's what happened to this guy here
i think that's what happened to this guy here
#157 to #56 - sonyman
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Thank you good sir for the nostalgia!
Thank you good sir for the nostalgia!
#199 to #56 - zanntaggerung
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God I vaguely remember something like this from childhood...sauce please?
User avatar #200 to #199 - jmmora
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Medabots, as far as i remember, there was an episode in which he couldn't fight a Mantis medabot because he found something like in the content, kept it in his closet, and then got swarmed by mantises
User avatar #247 to #200 - severepwner
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I saw your picture so I thought I posted this in some kind of double life.
User avatar #37 to #1 - ichies
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I don't know, I hate bugs of all kinds, but Mantises are cool for some reason.
#14 to #1 - iamtheballsack
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User avatar #90 to #14 - hipickausername
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Don't muppet suicide
Hmm, I'll keep that in mind
User avatar #115 to #90 - spceinvdr
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dont kermit suicide
User avatar #118 to #115 - hipickausername
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I think it's don't frog suicide, could be wrong though.
User avatar #119 to #118 - spceinvdr
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k
User avatar #43 to #1 - lasmamoe
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You wouldn't need to commit suicide. The mantis would kill you instantly.
#76 - graknab
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You dumped your baby insects onto a ******* anthill? Thats like dumping 100 toddlers into a battle against 10,000 spartans
User avatar #251 to #76 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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shiiiiet... but they're different species tho
User avatar #82 to #76 - heartlessrobot
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Well, 100, 100 foot tall toddlers into battle against 10,000, 1 foot tall spartans.
#127 - doctorprofessornv
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(12/19/2013) [-]
It is a rather rare occurrence when this gif is actually relevant
It is a rather rare occurrence when this gif is actually relevant
#55 - akho
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(12/18/2013) [-]
He's back.
User avatar #103 to #55 - nickypickle
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is that a filter?
User avatar #110 to #103 - akho
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IT'S A ******* MANTIS YOU BLIND ****
#130 to #110 - nickypickle
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I meant the picture quality itself
User avatar #137 to #130 - akho
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No, it's not a ******* filter. **** looks like that in nature.
#145 to #137 - anon id: c5ab5db5
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...dick...
User avatar #175 to #145 - akho
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...butt...
User avatar #245 to #55 - caelinnis
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He will slay one ant colony for every one of his kinsmen that died that day

For honor. For Glory. FOR FAMILY!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH__**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH**_
#246 to #245 - caelinnis
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I effed my text up
#124 - thegreathoodoo
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Couple of things annoyed me about this post despite it being an interesting story.

Ehm..
You suddenly needed a jar that had previously been unneeded for several months?

You couldn't just get new one and let the little guys keep old one they were so fond of? no?

Is there some kind of glass-jar shortage epidemic that I am unaware of?

Also, it's like you literally found the worst possible thing you could do with newborn mantids by dumping them on a colony of fully grown ants.

idiot.
User avatar #146 to #124 - finntastic
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We already established that OP isn't the sharpest crayon in the box.
User avatar #131 to #124 - heeveejeevees
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bad decisions in life makes great stories
User avatar #133 to #131 - thegreathoodoo
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True.
User avatar #132 to #124 - hyeroshi
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Do you realize how much of a pain it is to get a glass jar? Last time I got one I had to catch like eight chickens.
#147 to #132 - stoicnick
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#135 to #132 - neoexdeath
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We have so much to discuss, my friend.

I mean..."HIYAH!"
#164 to #132 - sedones
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#315 to #132 - vlrgll
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Is that how much a glass jar costs these days? Eight chickens?

Jesus nobody is safe from the recession.
#156 to #132 - anon id: dc1d6894
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*cuckoos
#6 - infinitereaper
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Good story
#233 to #6 - obitouzumaki
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Except the part where she released the baby mantises close to some killer ants.
Except the part where she released the baby mantises close to some killer ants.
User avatar #234 to #233 - infinitereaper
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Yeah I won't even let my cat outside because I'm too afraid she'll get hurt or sick, nature is ****** up
#33 - rmoran
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hfw releasing babies into nest of hungry ants
#86 - KievLeviathan
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Only one survived...
you are the Adolf Hitler of parenting