Wifi in hell. . Starbucks: you know when i die i' ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like heaven has no free ? this i' m going to hell" how do you kn
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Wifi in hell

Starbucks:
you know when i die i' ll
probably just be in the afterlife
blogging like
heaven has no free ? ****
this **** i' m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
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Submitted: 08/16/2014
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#7 - sleepingdogtwo (08/16/2014) [-]
"Satan owes me several favors"

My "supercooledgy8thgrader" senses are tingling
#3 - ashedust (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I find it mildly amusing how people assume they're gonna fit in in hell just because they laughed at bad pictures on the internet.    
   
Bitch, you're in hell with rapists, thieves, murderers, the worst humanity has to offer. People who aren't just tough talk. They'll actually bend you over and rape you into unconsciousness.    
   
Hell is the place where you can trust no one because anyone is liable to stab you in the face. You think the devil's gonna be "You a bad person, we cool, we cool.". He's going to be more like the cruel slavemaster who doesn't give a 			****		 about his minions.    
   
People need to stop romanticizing hell into some place where all the mildly bad people go to chill and have a few beers with their friends.
I find it mildly amusing how people assume they're gonna fit in in hell just because they laughed at bad pictures on the internet.

Bitch, you're in hell with rapists, thieves, murderers, the worst humanity has to offer. People who aren't just tough talk. They'll actually bend you over and rape you into unconsciousness.

Hell is the place where you can trust no one because anyone is liable to stab you in the face. You think the devil's gonna be "You a bad person, we cool, we cool.". He's going to be more like the cruel slavemaster who doesn't give a **** about his minions.

People need to stop romanticizing hell into some place where all the mildly bad people go to chill and have a few beers with their friends.
#1 - sumsar (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
hell will have wi-fi but it cuts out at random times.
#12 - Common Pepe (08/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - reican (08/17/2014) [-]
what if Heaven... is like your own Gmod and you can relive memories as you please and have your own " sandbox" where you can make and do everything you wish.
User avatar #10 - calawesome (08/17/2014) [-]
Well, he created tumblr, so I think they're even.
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