Wife material. . Get home at midnight after El long shift at work and find my asleep with this note. Site' s definitely In keeper.... Give her a god damn ring as soon as possible!

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#2 - ihearcolors ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Give her a god damn ring as soon as ******* possible!
#5 - zourch ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
#1 - tehwheelman (01/23/2014) [-]
I too want pie......
I too want pie......
User avatar #12 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
but do she got an ass?
User avatar #14 to #12 - dysfunctionalvet ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
she's a fan of pie and beer, I think it's safe to assume that she does
User avatar #7 - gunz (01/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
My good shes a Keeper!
#11 to #7 - deadmansdope (01/24/2014) [-]
No, this is a keeper.
#9 - gnalde (01/23/2014) [-]
Definitely marry her
#30 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/24/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'll add this to my notes on how to be a good girlfriend.
You know, for whenever I actually meet someone.
Any day now...
User avatar #16 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**oxymoronking rolled user neglectedobento ** will get to the front page in the next week
User avatar #17 to #16 - neglectedobento (01/24/2014) [-]
i probably won't
#25 - caucasianblackbear (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This couple is hardcore that they have a ******* filing cabinet as a bedside stand.
User avatar #19 - drunkasaurus (01/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought I was the only one that tried to put together a bedroom and it ended up just looking like ****
User avatar #8 - smokedmeatlog (01/23/2014) [-]
Pie, beer or sex. Hard to choose which one is my favorite.
#36 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [-]
your hand is detachable?
#15 - rockamekishiko (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
sweets with beer?
User avatar #27 to #15 - jonathankitty (01/24/2014) [-]
So when you puke you can have a good taste in your mouth.
#6 - mohawkwarrior (01/23/2014) [-]
Marry that woman now!
User avatar #4 - nigalthornberry (01/23/2014) [-]
Doubt
User avatar #10 - flogger (01/24/2014) [-]
seems legit
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