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Submitted: 05/20/2014
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#35 - konradkurze ONLINE (05/21/2014) [+] (71 replies)
now if it was an Ork firing the gun with bullets set up like that...if would still fire because the ork believes it will, itll happen
#37 to #35 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Explanation for filthy non-40k fans: Orks the Warhammer 40k equivalent of orcs. They're like fantasy orks, except with a larger lower jaw, slightly dumber, spelled with a "k" instead of a "c" and they're technically a type of fungus. Each ork is slightly psychic, though not enough to develop cool psychic powers and shit. However, when you have a large number of orks who all believe the same thing, it really happens. Good thing the concentration of your average orkish camp is one fuckton per square kilometer. That psychic shit's why an ork can grab a piece of scrap, point it at you and it'll start firing bullets out of thin air - because they believe it will. Also, if you paint an orks' car red, it goes faster, because they say it does.

Also, ork space travel is hilarious. Literally billions or oks just start yelling "'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! WE DUN KNOW WERE WE'Z GOING, BUT WE GUN FAIT WEN WE GET DER! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!" until their psychic energy rips the fabric of space time a new asshole Goatse-style, which sucks them up and shits them out at a random location in the universe.
#1 - grandlordchicken (05/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Is it loaded?
#27 - sanictehhedgehog (05/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
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User avatar #77 - freepotatoe (05/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I have no idea what's so wrong about this, mainly because i have never fired a gun or seen one unloaded..
User avatar #93 to #77 - zomaru ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
He done fucked up and put the rounds in vertically instead of horizontally.
#2 - cyberconnor (05/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #8 - ViperTheLoud (05/21/2014) [+] (12 replies)
God, people are so stupid when it comes to guns. I'm tired of crap like this! Seriously! Who buys a 9 round magazine!?
#43 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
#63 - arcticastronaut (05/21/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you let Vladimir take care of the ammo
#11 - somenerd (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - gibroner (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the bolt might be gunked up try cleaning it
#69 - lucariopwnz (05/21/2014) [-]
As the manager of a gun shop... this hurts.
#10 - shadowrated (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#108 - wardogmac (05/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #59 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I have no idea what a correctly loaded one would look like
User avatar #154 - shema (05/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
because thats not a gun. its a magazine.
User avatar #135 - foelkera (05/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
try cleaning out any residue around the bang lever, then put the clip back in, pull back on the shoulder thing that goes up, and see if your barrel shroud is attached properly. Usually an M16 will have that problem, or a FAMAS.
#156 to #155 - foelkera (05/21/2014) [-]
i am become death
User avatar #48 - gigamuffin (05/21/2014) [-]
You see, comrade, when you stuff random boolets in magazine, you save time. And still is deadly.
#164 - mcburd (05/21/2014) [-]
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
User avatar #144 - majordraco (05/21/2014) [-]
Obviously your clipazine is loaded upside down, bullet nee to be point out for shooting.
#24 - herpitydorp (05/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I see this
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