Why won't my gun fire?. .. Is it loaded? fuck Guns are so fucking cool
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#1 - grandlordchicken (05/20/2014) [-]
Is it loaded?
#6 to #1 - ecalycptus (05/20/2014) [-]
Why the **** would she do that?
I really hope it's just a joke.
User avatar #46 to #6 - traks (05/21/2014) [-]
***** guns aint no joke
Treat every ******* one like its loaded
User avatar #45 to #1 - uchisukui (05/21/2014) [-]
Natural selection in 3...
#44 to #1 - serlucane (05/21/2014) [-]
reminds me of this.
reminds me of this.
#107 to #44 - misanthrizzle (05/21/2014) [-]
reminds me of cokeman
LOL FOR GLOCK TALK
reminds me of cokeman
#4 to #1 - wondersquid (05/20/2014) [-]
I think so
#70 to #4 - wiseguytwo (05/21/2014) [-]
Am I doing it right?
User avatar #62 to #4 - iamnotgoodwithname (05/21/2014) [-]
but i eject from there!
#27 - sanictehhedgehog (05/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #27 - carlonord (05/21/2014) [-]
Does this damage the gun in anyway? I don't know a whole lot about firearms, but isn't the worst that would do is jam the thing?
#36 to #30 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
No, this is the most dangerous thing you can possibly do with a gun...

If a /k/omrade sees you doing this you will be blown apart by nukes made from moist nuggets and mustard gas.
User avatar #32 to #30 - brickfest (05/21/2014) [-]
it might damage the clip or scratch the inside of the gun, perhaps jam it. But otherwise it's harmless
just very stupid
#50 to #27 - comradewinter (05/21/2014) [-]
I think if you handed the same clip to someone who has never seen a gun before and tell him the bullets come out of the barrel, he could figure out the bullets likely should face the way of the barrel.
User avatar #33 to #27 - corso ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
See people, THIS is a clip. The other thing is a magazine, not a clip. They're two different things.
User avatar #86 to #33 - sisterblister (05/21/2014) [-]
no one gives a **** it holds casings and thats that
User avatar #91 to #86 - corso ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
By "casings", do you mean "bullets"?
User avatar #106 to #91 - sisterblister (05/21/2014) [-]
if you bitch about clips and magazines then you should know the diffrance between a bullet and a casings
User avatar #109 to #106 - corso ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
If you're trying to be technical, the word you're looking for is "cartridge".
User avatar #117 to #109 - sisterblister (05/21/2014) [-]
o im not because i dont give two *****
User avatar #118 to #117 - corso ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
If that was true, you wouldn't have said anything in the first place.
User avatar #127 to #118 - sisterblister (05/21/2014) [-]
why you gotta go and say something like that no madder what i say back i lose your a meany head
User avatar #147 to #127 - Rvalldrgg (05/21/2014) [-]
matter*
#35 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
now if it was an Ork firing the gun with bullets set up like that...if would still fire because the ork believes it will, itll happen
#112 to #35 - John Cena (05/21/2014) [-]
why don u kil urslf
#37 to #35 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Explanation for filthy non-40k fans: Orks the Warhammer 40k equivalent of orcs. They're like fantasy orks, except with a larger lower jaw, slightly dumber, spelled with a "k" instead of a "c" and they're technically a type of fungus. Each ork is slightly psychic, though not enough to develop cool psychic powers and **** . However, when you have a large number of orks who all believe the same thing, it really happens. Good thing the concentration of your average orkish camp is one ******* per square kilometer. That psychic ****** why an ork can grab a piece of scrap, point it at you and it'll start firing bullets out of thin air - because they believe it will. Also, if you paint an orks' car red, it goes faster, because they say it does.

Also, ork space travel is hilarious. Literally billions or oks just start yelling "'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! WE DUN KNOW WERE WE'Z GOING, BUT WE GUN FAIT WEN WE GET DER! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO! 'ERE WE GO!" until their psychic energy rips the fabric of space time a new asshole Goatse-style, which sucks them up and ***** them out at a random location in the universe.
#38 to #37 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
mfw chosen actually has a use

motherofgodheknows40klikeaprohemightactuallybeacooldude
#39 to #38 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
See, normal people read things. I DEVOUR them. Whenever I find something interesting, I start reading it and stop either when I pass out or when it's finished. I've read the entire 40k wiki. I've also read every single article on 1d4chan at least twice.
#101 to #39 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
I went on a tangent and read basically all of the Harry Potter and Star wars wiki in one go.
I'm not even an especially big fan of either series.
Tvtropes was a nightmare.
User avatar #103 to #101 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh god, Tvtropes. I must have pulled several all-nighters solely because of that site.
#105 to #103 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
I think I just gave up and vowed to stop opening tabs when I hit near 400.
#150 to #148 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I read the page
and like 2 different versions of it.
#152 to #150 - quoterox (05/21/2014) [-]
I figured.

It's like one of the easiest pages to link someone to.

I was making a joke, broseph.
#160 to #152 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
Heh, my last line was also a joke on how much I read. :T
#153 to #101 - jayax (05/21/2014) [-]
Wookiepedia has over 100,000 pages and you read basically all of it in one go?
#158 to #153 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
I said one go, not one day.
I basically read articles day after day for like a week and a half.
#159 to #158 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
I noticed you didn't say one day, I was clarifying myself.
User avatar #40 to #39 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
1d4chan.....home of angry marines aka chosentrolls people

im kinda picturing you in a pile of horus heresy novels going into a rabid frenzy waiting for the next one to be published
User avatar #41 to #40 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh no, that's why I stay the **** away from those things. Same reason why I refuse to even look directly at a Game of Thrones book.
User avatar #42 to #41 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
i shall lock you in a room with every 40K novel ever printed

you shall submit
#136 to #37 - datmine ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
itd be cul if i could 'ead
itd be cul if i could 'ead
#111 to #37 - blizzeh (05/21/2014) [-]
I'm still convinced orkz where thought up by Douglas Adams
User avatar #121 to #111 - straightbusta (05/21/2014) [-]
very zegzy herezy
User avatar #113 to #111 - exclamation (05/21/2014) [-]
That's some heresy that'll get you banned my attention, as I have no idea what the **** goes on there.
#78 to #37 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
also orks love big shooty things
#47 to #37 - fargfive (05/21/2014) [-]
Further explanation because you skipped the fun part:
Orks started out as a race called the Krork, who had been genetically designed by an ancient race of reptilians called the Old Ones (referred to in what passed for Ork history as Brain Boyz) to fight the Necrons and the C'tan during what the Eldar refer to as the War in Heaven. The Old Ones are also responsible for making the Warp the way it is as a result of their attempts to weaponize it.
With the exception of WeirdBoyz, Orks don't have personal psychic abilities. What they instead have is a sort of gestalt psychic power that increases as more of them are in the same place. WeirdBoyz don't really have any power of their own, they just channel that. Because of this psychic power, Ork stuff has all kinds of weird effects because they think it does. Red paint makes their vehicles faster, yellow paint makes their munitions explode more and the majority of their weapons only work by the grace of the WAAAAAAAGH.
Mekboyz are the exception to the general rule of stupidity for Orks.They usually have a pretty good idea of what they're doing when it comes to tech, but their expertise is more or less limited to making things shootier and/or pointier.
User avatar #71 to #37 - unusualmoo (05/21/2014) [-]
I need this game.
User avatar #72 to #71 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Games*

Warhammer 40k is a franchise that started with a boardgame over 40 years ago. It spans a ******* of games, books and several horriblt CGI movies.
User avatar #177 to #72 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
not to mention i bet it was matt goddam ward who screamed for the movie to be ultrasmurfs
#183 to #177 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**** I hate the smurfs....Black Library gave away a short story today for free where the ************* attack a Ork outpost and you get that typical unbelievable we-do-everything-best feeling. Of course they do one swift attack, the Orks are totally stunned (even though they shoot back before with rockets) and the Ultramonkeys mow them down without casualties
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
the **** ...orks stunned?
the ******* can get shot in the face and still live long enough to fight back... **** GW's stunned ********

thought i think slowly smurfs are fading as other authors pump out other books...like the night lords and word bearers have their own trilogies, blood angels have books of their own....slowly smurfs will get replaced
User avatar #185 to #184 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
I certainly hope so. But they will still be GW's favourite chapter. Every cool **** they make is tailored for the ******* smurfs. Like these two minis you could get the last few weeks if you ordered for a certain amount of money. They look cool, but I can't ******* use them because the ornaments and **** just don't fit for my Space Wolves
User avatar #189 to #185 - konradkurze (05/22/2014) [-]
even to the point they added 4 new characters to the SM codex, all smurfs. even one that is obviously a rewrite of DARK ANGELS sgt naaman made into a smurf

on a happier note....im gonna eventually build a SM army themed on WFB the empire...and using space wolves as 'knights of the white wolf"
User avatar #73 to #72 - unusualmoo (05/21/2014) [-]
Sweeeet
#65 to #37 - anticitezenone (05/21/2014) [-]
if they belive something and it happens

why dont they just start thinking that their enemies dont exist
User avatar #66 to #65 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Because they love fighting. They were literally created to fight. In fact, that's how they reproduce. Orks are a mix between an animal and a fungus, so they reproduce through spores. They release these spores throughout their entire lives in small amounts. The only time they release a ******* assload of them is when they're shot, stabbed, ripped in half or eviscerated. They literally have to fight in order to breed.
User avatar #67 to #66 - anticitezenone (05/21/2014) [-]
that's actually pretty bad ass
User avatar #68 to #67 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Indeed. Warhammer 40k orks are pretty different from all other orc races in fiction. You can read more if you want. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork That's the fanmade wiki that explains it in an understandable way.
User avatar #90 to #68 - megatheman (05/21/2014) [-]
Oh, and fapfics. lots of them.
User avatar #92 to #90 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
We don't talk about squad broken.
User avatar #95 to #94 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
User avatar #96 to #95 - megatheman (05/21/2014) [-]
i was kind of talking about the lilith hesperax ones and the straight ones but if thats the one that came to mind...
User avatar #97 to #96 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
I prefer to avoid THAT type of 40k fanfiction.
User avatar #98 to #97 - megatheman (05/21/2014) [-]
if you've read 1d4chan twice over, you may be able to remind me of an article im looking for, its of a fanfic chapter for the space marines called the flame [somethings] they have some OP radioactive ammo or something. its from the cesspool that is the 40k fanfic wiki.
User avatar #99 to #98 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeh, I think I've read something of the sort, but I can't remember anything specific. I only remember the cool **** .
User avatar #100 to #99 - megatheman (05/21/2014) [-]
i usually remember the cool **** and the **** that makes me laugh. AKA most of it.
#119 to #100 - halonachos (05/21/2014) [-]
My buddy told me about that one where some IG rape an Eldar, but it had multiple endings. The Ork ending was probably the best one ever of all times.
User avatar #120 to #119 - megatheman (05/21/2014) [-]
saw that one. i cried then laughed at the alt. endings.
#123 to #120 - halonachos (05/21/2014) [-]
I didn't cry at all because I'm an IG guy, but Clint Eastwood Ork made me cry tears of mirth.
User avatar #51 to #37 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [-]
I officialy think the w40k universe is silly.
#53 to #51 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
It is. Kind of. It's somehow silly and grimdark as **** at the same time. Horrible mutilation and torture goes hand in hand with silly shenanigans and stupidity. No idea how they do it, but the fans have made this thing something uniquely weird.
User avatar #54 to #53 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [-]
Just out of curiocity, how many taus with standard issue weaponry does it take to kill a Space marine suited up?
User avatar #55 to #54 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
I'd say about 1. They have absurd firepower.
User avatar #56 to #55 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [-]
Figured, a year ago i played this game called FireWarrior where they ask you to basicaly kill everything in sight, you go to a prison, then you board one of the humans vessels and kill everything, and i remember this big blue ************ with a smiley helmet that took forever to kill, oh yeah, he also had a ******* CHAINSAW.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thechosentroll (05/21/2014) [-]
It's a chainSWORD.
User avatar #58 to #57 - guiguito (05/21/2014) [-]
Sorry i din't had time to think, unlike Dawn of war, firewarrior had that **** on scale, and i even had to single handed fight like two friggin mechs.
Trust me, the name of their weapons was the least of my concerns.
User avatar #134 to #37 - YllekNayr (05/21/2014) [-]
What games would you recommend buying, assuming I've never played WH40k and only play on PC?

Also konradkurze and atomschlumpf
User avatar #175 to #134 - konradkurze (05/21/2014) [-]
try the dawn of war series, they are pretty good games

just whatever you do, avoid firewarrior, its a ****** playstation game converted to pc format
#192 to #175 - YllekNayr (05/23/2014) [-]
So I should probably grab this?
User avatar #199 to #192 - konradkurze (05/23/2014) [-]
yep, the DoW series is good, the 3rd and 4th are best because you play to take over a planet in one and take over a solar system in the other, and get bonuses for holding regions

User avatar #182 to #134 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
All of the Dawn of War games, with Dawn of War 1 you get a really good realtime strategy game and Dawn of War 2 + all extensions you get a strategy game Dragon Age style with heroes who fire themselves trough xeno scum (In DoWII: Retribution you also get to play said xeno scum)

I also enjoyed Warhammer 40k:Space Marine, it's a pretty straightforward first person shooter where you play as a captain of the Ultramarines. The gameplay is cool, the story okay and holy **** the scenery, you really get that grimdark 41st millenium feeling.

But avoid the mobile **** , like that new one with the lanes. I don't even know why GW gave their license for **** like that
User avatar #186 to #182 - YllekNayr (05/22/2014) [-]
I definitely like RTS's best, especially more opportunities to play as the Orks. Any particular games for that?
User avatar #187 to #186 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
You can play Orks in all of the Dawn of War 1 games, but I'd recommend Soulstorm for that as you can play against all of the other races, however you'll need all Dawn of War 1 parts to unlock all the races in Soulstorm. You can also play Orks in Dawn of War 2: Retribution, but as I said, it's more of a Dragon Age playstyle
#191 to #187 - YllekNayr (05/23/2014) [-]
So this is like, the best opportunity, huh?
User avatar #194 to #191 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Also before you start I'd like to recommend you a mod. It improves the graphics (keep in mind the game is from 2004) and introduces a few new units and maps (TITANS!!!). Also the balancing is a little better and it's just much more fun
www.moddb.com/mods/ultimate-apocalypse-mod
User avatar #195 to #194 - YllekNayr (05/23/2014) [-]
Ooooh. How do I download/install this thing? I'm not seeing anything obvious on the page.
User avatar #197 to #196 - YllekNayr (05/23/2014) [-]
Awesome
#198 to #197 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Enjoy it my little adept and revel in the grimdark glory that is the 41st millenium
#193 to #191 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Do it, phaggot
#114 to #37 - John Cena (05/21/2014) [-]
I agree with the majority of that, but they still have to build a crude as **** rocket etc... It still shouldn't work though.
User avatar #52 to #37 - winrobert (05/21/2014) [-]
Being the Imperial Guard (filthy non-40k fans edit: human meat shields) player that I am, I initially had little interest in reading your comment in its entirety. However, I did, and seeing that I made it here all the way from the front page, I can say that it made me laugh more than anything hitherto. Well done, friend. I was leaning forward clenching my stomach with laughter. I then looked through about 400 pictures and never found an adequate response. Next time I see an ork post, I will be reading it.
#43 - John Cena (05/21/2014) [-]
#63 - arcticastronaut (05/21/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you let Vladimir take care of the ammo
#75 - gibroner (05/21/2014) [-]
the bolt might be gunked up try cleaning it
#126 to #75 - joshrsliver (05/21/2014) [-]
/k/ doesn't know how to load anything other than a mosin
User avatar #8 - ViperTheLoud (05/21/2014) [-]
God, people are so stupid when it comes to guns. I'm tired of crap like this! Seriously! Who buys a 9 round magazine!?
User avatar #14 to #8 - rokulda (05/21/2014) [-]
9 round clip*
#18 to #14 - golfbob (05/21/2014) [-]
No, magazine is correct.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magazine_(firearms)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clip_(ammunition)
User avatar #20 to #18 - rokulda (05/21/2014) [-]
oh my ******* god how much of an armfire noob are you? EVERYONE KNOWS ITS A CLIP NOW STOP ARGUING I'M RITE
#23 to #21 - rokulda (05/21/2014) [-]
have you ever considered that you're a stupid 			****		 that can't notice a simple trolling attempt
have you ever considered that you're a stupid **** that can't notice a simple trolling attempt
#26 to #23 - John Cena (05/21/2014) [-]
Trolling is leading someone into a situation that they cannot win, you're just being a dick
#84 to #23 - donated (05/21/2014) [-]
You do know. When you ****** up and claim that your "Trolling" everyone knows its you being a bitch and trying to weasel out of the argument acting like you've won.
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User avatar #80 to #20 - threeeighteen (05/21/2014) [-]
I thought you were being a smart arse by saying clip.
User avatar #15 to #14 - CallMeCrisco (05/21/2014) [-]
not sure is sarcasm, but in case not www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSNHe413rY
User avatar #16 to #15 - rokulda (05/21/2014) [-]
that guy doesn't know what the **** he's talking about
all clips are clips
#2 - cyberconnor (05/20/2014) [-]
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#69 - lucariopwnz (05/21/2014) [-]
As the manager of a gun shop... this hurts.
#10 - shadowrated (05/21/2014) [-]
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#85 to #10 - chaossniper ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
here to haunt you
here to haunt you
#108 - wardogmac (05/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #77 - freepotatoe (05/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what's so wrong about this, mainly because i have never fired a gun or seen one unloaded..
#81 to #77 - karvarausku ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Was that sarcasm?
**karvarausku rolled image** Was that sarcasm?
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User avatar #83 to #77 - thatscrewedupkid (05/21/2014) [-]
please tell me this is some bait
User avatar #102 to #83 - fitemeirlbro (05/21/2014) [-]
not everyone jacks off with a gun every day
User avatar #190 to #102 - thatscrewedupkid (05/22/2014) [-]
i still assume that everyone at least has that basic of knowledge of firearms
#125 to #102 - joshrsliver (05/21/2014) [-]
You dont have to jack a gun off everyday to know what is wrong with this picture.... with a little common sense you should be able to see the problem
#145 to #125 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
Not really. With the angle of the photo it's not immediately identified as the standard clip that we have seen in videos and games, and since we don't jack off to gun magazines we don't know every single shape of magazine clip and therefore know that there is no clip in the world that fits bullets that way.
User avatar #88 to #77 - freepotatoe (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks people i get it now, and now this was not bait.
I dont posses the knowledge you guys have about guns.
It all makes sense now. thank god for violent games
User avatar #133 to #88 - removekimchi (05/21/2014) [-]
pretty sure anyone with a brain stem knows the bullets face the way they go out

congrats
User avatar #124 to #88 - fuzzyballs (05/21/2014) [-]
you learn that sort of stuff from games anyways
#129 to #124 - Nohelpforu (05/21/2014) [-]
I've never seen a game simulate putting ammunition into a cartrige unless it was a single shot rifle
User avatar #130 to #129 - fuzzyballs (05/21/2014) [-]
you've never seen a character put in a fresh clip and looked at the bullets? **** off
User avatar #93 to #77 - zomaru (05/21/2014) [-]
He done ****** up and put the rounds in vertically instead of horizontally.
User avatar #59 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what a correctly loaded one would look like
User avatar #60 to #59 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/21/2014) [-]
They'd be sideways compared to how they are now.
+1 for the giggle
User avatar #61 to #60 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [-]
Many thanks
#131 to #61 - captainkrobin (05/21/2014) [-]
Such gratitude
User avatar #180 to #131 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [-]
Very appreciate
#181 to #180 - captainkrobin (05/21/2014) [-]
Much grateful
User avatar #188 to #181 - droitesorel (05/22/2014) [-]
No
#164 - mcburd (05/21/2014) [-]
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
User avatar #144 - majordraco (05/21/2014) [-]
Obviously your clipazine is loaded upside down, bullet nee to be point out for shooting.
#24 - herpitydorp (05/21/2014) [-]
MFW I see this
User avatar #48 - gigamuffin (05/21/2014) [-]
You see, comrade, when you stuff random boolets in magazine, you save time. And still is deadly.
User avatar #154 - shema (05/21/2014) [-]
because thats not a gun. its a magazine.
#162 to #154 - John Cena (05/21/2014) [-]
Yes, it's a magazine, astute observation. The "funny" part of this picture is that the bullets are improperly loaded in the magazine, which is why the gun wouldn't be able to fire, because with the magazine "loaded" like that, you wouldn't be able to chamber a round from it.
User avatar #179 to #162 - shema (05/21/2014) [-]
**shema rolled comment #139 ** :
Wow... Everyone I know pronounces it "ah-sap"...
I feel weird

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