Why was six afraid of seven?. because five six seven. onetime in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? D
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Why was six afraid of seven?

Why was six afraid of seven?. because five six seven. onetime in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? D

because five six seven

onetime in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling
DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DC) YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHATS
TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHATS TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor Corey
wasn' t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered "seven" and he
blurted out "SEVEN" and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
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#1 - nyawgga (04/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#30 - vorarephilia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2014) [+] (18 replies)
How the **** do you NOT pay attention while the teacher is screaming at you?

Furthermore, how does the teacher focusing on only one person not notice when someone leans over and whispers to them?
#8 to #4 - ReeferTrees (04/22/2014) [-]
My schools, teacher was either screaming at the class or not paying attention to the class at all.

Amazing how everyone assumes since they are teachers they are the pinnacles of virtue and patience.

What next? you gonna tell me politicians don't lie?
User avatar #14 - jsrf (04/22/2014) [+] (32 replies)
*roll image* mfw my name is corey also i dident really pay attention in school
#21 to #14 - bloorajah (04/22/2014) [-]
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#24 - dillweed (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Corey's face when
Corey's face when
#13 - meitemark (04/22/2014) [-]
desc
#75 - newdevyx (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**newdevyx rolled image** Numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
**newdevyx rolled image** Numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
User avatar #57 - askafj (04/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I never got the joke "why was six afraid of seven?"
I mean, whats the punchline?
User avatar #64 to #57 - listerthepessimist (04/22/2014) [-]
seven was a ******
User avatar #7 - stenchschleifs (04/22/2014) [-]
Because six has 3 children, and seven recently moved next door, and six knows that seven is a convicted pedophile.
#87 - xxinxjiexlinxx (04/23/2014) [-]
This is like the last time I saw this content!
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This is just like this one time in high school.

>health class
>teacher teaching stuff about cancer
>"Class, does anyone know specific types of cancer?"
>homie next to me raises his hand
>"Skin cancer?"
>Teacher is going hardcore on his ass.
>"What kind of skin cancer?"
>he doesn't know
>his palms get sweaty
>looks to me for help
>I'm totally ready
>whisper "foreskin"
>homie yells "FORESKIN CANCER"
>class erupts in laughter
>teacher almost pisses herself
>homie has no clue what transpired
>15 minutes later class is still laughing
>bell rings
>mfw I didn't learn anything about cancer that day
User avatar #70 - skilletpanhead (04/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
So, if you don't want to hear a shameless plug for a friend, keep on scrolling.

Now that they're gone, here's a somewhat related video by a friend who does fake rap songs. Plugging it because there's 2 of my best bros in there. The dude who plays the teacher and the main rapper.
SWAGNIFICENT - First Grade Math (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
User avatar #77 to #76 - skilletpanhead (04/23/2014) [-]
It's supposed to be that bad.
User avatar #42 - maxismahname (04/22/2014) [-]
One time in a history class in 6th grade, we were learning about some war. The teacher asked this girl "Who won blahblah war, the French or English (or something like that)" and I whispered "Spanish" because she wasn't paying attention, and she actually said it and I burst out laughing, then once everybody else caught on they laughed too
User avatar #38 - smoothmcgroove (04/22/2014) [-]
The teacher asked how many sides a triangle has, my friend wasn't paying attention, and I basically pulled this stunt. **** was hilarious
User avatar #33 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
42.

That is all
User avatar #66 - nothingatall (04/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
steam is down, what do
#67 to #66 - dalekemporer (04/22/2014) [-]
How about you play something that isn't on the internet?
User avatar #65 - giveupnow (04/22/2014) [-]
Eight.
#27 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - arsenalslo (04/22/2014) [-]
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