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User avatar #44 - heartlessrobot
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Quick question, do girls find boner bulges in pants attractive?
User avatar #145 to #44 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I do, depending on the guy.
#165 to #145 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm probably gonna regret posting this, but on someone that looks like this? 5'5, 165 lbs.
User avatar #171 to #165 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
You're pretty cute, actually.
User avatar #173 to #171 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Well damn, now I feel really stupid for thinking I was ugly for the past several years.
User avatar #175 to #173 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Psh, that's silly. You're adorable and you have cute cheeks.
User avatar #176 to #175 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Heh, thanks. I was actually told I look better when I smile. And by that, I mean a girl yelled at me "Hey -insert name here-, smile! It looks better on your face!".
User avatar #177 to #176 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Ha! Do it then. When people notice something like that, they're usually right.
User avatar #178 to #177 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Well, I'll smile at friends that walk by, but I'm not gonna walk around smiling like that kid that used to eat glue in kindergarten.
User avatar #182 to #178 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I meant in pictures, dummy.
User avatar #185 to #182 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, I managed to sound stupid talking to a girl, even though we aren't face to face, I don't even know for a fact that you're a girl, and it's the internet. I've reached a new level of socially awkward.
User avatar #191 to #185 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I am, in fact, a girl.
It's easier if you don't put so much importance on the fact that you're talking to a girl specifically. I've noticed that guys freak out when they're talking to chicks specifically, but in the end we're just regular people anyway, so you might as well just act natural.
User avatar #192 to #191 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
See, I make a lot of very very lewd and inappropriate jokes, so that doesn't get me far.
User avatar #276 to #192 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
From what I've seen, as long as they're not rude, that's actually a good thing. Joking around makes you seem confident and easy going. People who are too uptight to crack a joke or just generally have a real conversation come off as "trying too hard".
User avatar #277 to #276 - heartlessrobot
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Well, they're mostly the generic internet jokes. Like "How do you make an 8 year old cry a second time? Wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear" type jokes.
User avatar #278 to #277 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
I've actually never heard that one, it's clever.
User avatar #279 to #278 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Thanks. It's good for shock value when you tell it to normal people.
User avatar #280 to #279 - bladebites
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(10/18/2013) [-]
"Normal people"
I love how this term is so necessary after a while on the internet
User avatar #281 to #280 - heartlessrobot
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, normal is boring anyways.
#49 to #44 - tinypoodle
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(10/17/2013) [-]
Sadly, that depends on the girl and the guy.
User avatar #262 to #49 - fullmetaldonut
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(10/18/2013) [-]
and the shape of the bulge
User avatar #215 to #49 - xireactiionsx
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Depends on how big the bulge
User avatar #99 to #49 - mylazy
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(10/17/2013) [-]
and the size of the bulge?