Why the hell not?. Let's try it and see what happens.. I Hill"! THE "Tell HEATH no " Ili,. I think it should use the line from starship troopers: "You're it until you're dead or I find someone better." tag youre it
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - legoheli
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I think it should use the line from starship troopers:

"You're it until you're dead or I find someone better."
User avatar #15 to #14 - jacksipian [OP]
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I love you, thats my favorite movie!
#33 to #15 - dharkmoswen
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Same. Got my L4D2 modded to facing bugs instead of zombies not my screencap, just one I found online of the mod
User avatar #55 to #33 - serotonin
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what about special infected?
User avatar #88 to #55 - dharkmoswen
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Smoker= Slenderman, Witch= Hooker, Charger=Failed FEV Subject, Jockey= Feral, Spitter= I dunno but it's creepy as ****, Hunter= Jeff the Killer, Tank= Some big ****** (I dun remember)
User avatar #49 to #33 - jacues
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WHERE THE **** DID YOU GET THAT MOD PLS TELL US! FOR THE CHILDREN!
#52 to #49 - anon id: d999145f
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You could get it on the Steam Workshop. Just look for the Arachnid bug skin mod.
User avatar #34 to #33 - jacksipian [OP]
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aw dude thats awesome!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen
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^.^ I wish I could take any kind of credit for this... but sadly I can't >.< I just play and practically **** myself when I round the corner and there's a Slenderman (smoker,) Jeff the Killer (a hunter) and a ******** of bugs from starship troopers..... and I'm out of ammo, I'm hurting with no medpack, and my bat is all I have left.
User avatar #60 to #15 - propanex
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I kinda liked the game... it wasn't a bad game, it just wasn't great.
User avatar #24 - demigodofmadness
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"The second I saw my wife I knew immediately that this was the woman that I wanted to spend the next 4 to 5 years of my life with."

I can't remember which comedian said this, any help?
User avatar #46 to #24 - unncommon
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I think it's Louis C.K. but I'm not sure.
User avatar #53 - jajathezombie
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OR people can stop rushing into marriage. Seriously I'm 21 and people I went to high school with are getting divorced already.
#57 to #53 - fishinyourface
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mfw I see a bunch of people getting engaged after a few months of going out. not to mention stupid statuses &quot;I love you so much boo!&quot;.......
mfw I see a bunch of people getting engaged after a few months of going out. not to mention stupid statuses "I love you so much boo!".......
#77 to #57 - thorandahalf
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And then they break up over a small fight Nick Clegg
User avatar #79 to #77 - iridium
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******* this.

You don't commit to someone whom you at the time plan to live with for the rest of your live, where the two of you will probably live together the entire time, and then NOT expect that you two will get into an argument at some point or another.
#51 - kinginyellow
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Ya that statistic doesn't apply to every marriage, it's the economic, and emotional ability in the marriage. Think of how many false marriages for money or to get entry into North America, and how many teen marriages due to an unplanned child add to that 50%.
#11 - TurtleOnItsBack
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Like frostdrachen said, the number is about 30%. I believe the highest it actually ever reached was almost 40%. The way the records are kept, they count the amount of new marriages per year against the amount of divorces per that same year. So I've heard. I wish I still had the site so I could provide a source.
User avatar #23 to #11 - ragingflamingos
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Also don't forget to account for "serial divorcers" who may go through 4 or 5 spouses in their lifetimes.
User avatar #25 to #23 - zzforrest
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So wait
How about a statistic
of the number of people who have never divorced vs the number of people who have gotten at least 1 divorce
That makes more sense, it's like homicides committed vs comiters of homicide.
User avatar #30 to #11 - letting
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It's 61% in my state, highest in the country. Considering all of the divorced people I know just in my small town alone, I'd say the numbers are not as inflated as much as you may think. Marriages don't last nowadays.
#32 to #30 - TurtleOnItsBack
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I've been checking out multiple sources and they all say different things. I try not to trust statistics because they can be easily skewed or misrepresented. I see a lot of people trying to prove divorce is everywhere or trying to say divorce is not as common as most think.
User avatar #12 to #11 - jacksipian [OP]
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it still sucks though, everyone i know's parents are divorced and i just dont like that, maybe the number isn't right in the post, but it does help get the point across
#13 to #12 - TurtleOnItsBack
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I agree. Maybe it's just our socioeconomic situation or just the town I live in, but neither mine nor any of my friends' parent are still together. It's weird because the rate of new marriages ending in divorce are allegedly decreasing.
User avatar #47 - pepemex
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Then marriage would mean nothing.
User avatar #48 to #47 - slugnugget
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except a lawfully recognized binding legal agreement.
#50 - anon id: 4a3c72f1
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When I found out my wife was cheating on me I did everything I could to save it. I begged, pleaded, bargained, offered anything and everything, but she had several new men and wanted nothing to do with me. I drank a lot and got pretty low. Was speaking to a marriage counselor/preacher (alone: she refused to go to that, too) and I told him "I only ever wanted to say 'I do' once. And she is taking that from me, unless I remain alone for the rest of my life." He said "Til death do us part' can mean the death of the relationship as well." And it was clear that had been dead.

Just sharing my experience on it.
User avatar #70 to #50 - steelixx
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Well... that just made me feel sad...
#54 to #50 - Ezzi
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PROTIP: Women will try to walk all over you as a man. Paradoxically, they will at the same time want a man who refuses to take their ****.

That doesn't mean be mean, it just means have a spine. Women will find you vastly more attractive if they feel like they can't control you.
#37 - nationalanthem
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can we vote?? i vote enforce! people need to stop being ******* whores
#38 to #37 - lotengo
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enforcing till death do us part means u cant divorce your wife if she cheats on u with 5 other guys.

And killing her is stil illegal
#41 to #38 - aibu
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Enforcing the law, however, would make it legal to murder your wife in cold blood for not knowing why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast krunch.

Just like the middle east! OH JOLLY!
User avatar #42 to #41 - lotengo
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they dont have cinnamon toast crunch in the middle east.

only kebab and couscous
#43 to #42 - aibu
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"Just like the middle east" as in murdering your wife if she wronged you in any way. Be it refusing to make you a catbob, refusing to have apesex with you, or showing her lovely little lady elbow to a complete stranger.
User avatar #58 to #43 - smartyben **User deleted account**
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do catbobs taste good? cats on a stick is not somthing i would want to eat
#68 to #58 - aibu
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I wouldn't know, I just assume they serve it in the middleeast. I've been there a couple of times, and with the number of stray cats? Pretty sure they serve catbobs.
But hey, atleast they're not munching them alive like Chinachongas do.
User avatar #83 to #68 - smartyben **User deleted account**
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i thought it was misspelled at first
#39 to #38 - nationalanthem
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****.. xD i thought of it more like you both wouldent cheat for the fear of being killed and therefore stay together.. not that i honestly think that fear should be used to keep marriage rates up but i think it's sad seeing how it goes to ****..
User avatar #59 - themonstertwinkie
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Its actually more around 30%
User avatar #61 to #59 - timmywankenobi
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actually it depends where you are talking about but on average currently in the US 65% of marriages currently end in divorce and 74% are initiated by a female, who will get alimony and custody of any children 82-90% of the time due to corruption in the family court system.
User avatar #63 to #61 - themonstertwinkie
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well thank you for the knowledge i tip my hat to you sir
User avatar #64 to #63 - timmywankenobi
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also you are not completely wrong as the rate of divorces after one year or less is 30 percent but it rises as the years go up.
#9 - anon id: b4891bb0
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I find that pretty ******* sad.
Marriage really just means "mating" nowadays.
#36 to #9 - anon id: 3e207523
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Marriage used to be a way to legally own a woman ...
#67 to #36 - newsuperyoshi
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Way back in the Middle and Before Ages. (Actually where the rings came from, it was to show the woman was the property of her husband)
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacksipian [OP]
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it is sad, i dont like that, you should find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with instead of doing it for tax reasons or some other ******** reason because a lot of these divorces happen because these people barely even know their partners when they get married
User avatar #73 to #10 - hudis
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Maybe they should remove tax benefits and such from marriage and just keep all that in a civil union instead. Makes marriage more special and more meaningful, also makes marriage a 100% churchly matter which would solve so many issues with the gay marriage debate, but it also requires that religious folks knock it off with the "no sex before marriage" principle.