Why the hell not?. Let's try it and see what happens.. I Hill"! THE "Tell HEATH no " Ili,. I think it should use the line from starship troopers: "You're it until you're dead or I find someone better."
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Why the hell not?

Let's try it and see what happens.

I Hill"! THE "Tell HEATH no "
Ili,
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#14 - legoheli (01/01/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I think it should use the line from starship troopers:

"You're it until you're dead or I find someone better."
User avatar #24 - demigodofmadness (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"The second I saw my wife I knew immediately that this was the woman that I wanted to spend the next 4 to 5 years of my life with."

I can't remember which comedian said this, any help?
User avatar #53 - jajathezombie (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
OR people can stop rushing into marriage. Seriously I'm 21 and people I went to high school with are getting divorced already.
#51 - kinginyellow (01/01/2014) [-]
Ya that statistic doesn't apply to every marriage, it's the economic, and emotional ability in the marriage. Think of how many false marriages for money or to get entry into North America, and how many teen marriages due to an unplanned child add to that 50%.
#11 - TurtleOnItsBack ONLINE (01/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Like frostdrachen said, the number is about 30%. I believe the highest it actually ever reached was almost 40%. The way the records are kept, they count the amount of new marriages per year against the amount of divorces per that same year. So I've heard. I wish I still had the site so I could provide a source.
User avatar #47 - pepemex (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Then marriage would mean nothing.
User avatar #48 to #47 - slugnugget (01/01/2014) [-]
except a lawfully recognized binding legal agreement.
#50 - Womens Study Major (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When I found out my wife was cheating on me I did everything I could to save it. I begged, pleaded, bargained, offered anything and everything, but she had several new men and wanted nothing to do with me. I drank a lot and got pretty low. Was speaking to a marriage counselor/preacher (alone: she refused to go to that, too) and I told him "I only ever wanted to say 'I do' once. And she is taking that from me, unless I remain alone for the rest of my life." He said "Til death do us part' can mean the death of the relationship as well." And it was clear that had been dead.

Just sharing my experience on it.
#54 to #50 - Ezzi (01/01/2014) [-]
PROTIP: Women will try to walk all over you as a man. Paradoxically, they will at the same time want a man who refuses to take their **** .

That doesn't mean be mean, it just means have a spine. Women will find you vastly more attractive if they feel like they can't control you.
#37 - nationalanthem (01/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
can we vote?? i vote enforce! people need to stop being ******* whores
User avatar #59 - themonstertwinkie (01/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Its actually more around 30%
User avatar #61 to #59 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
actually it depends where you are talking about but on average currently in the US 65% of marriages currently end in divorce and 74% are initiated by a female, who will get alimony and custody of any children 82-90% of the time due to corruption in the family court system.
User avatar #45 - unncommon (01/01/2014) [-]
The reason why that can't/won't happen is because a Martial Bond is a religious union and is intended to be until death. By breaking the Martial Bond your soul is sold to Sauron or some **** Idk.
#9 - Womens Study Major (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I find that pretty ******* sad.
Marriage really just means "mating" nowadays.
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
it is sad, i dont like that, you should find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with instead of doing it for tax reasons or some other ******** reason because a lot of these divorces happen because these people barely even know their partners when they get married
User avatar #1 - nospyonme (01/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Actually, a lot of people do not include "till death do us part" in their vows
User avatar #81 - buttholee (01/02/2014) [-]
It's actually more likely around 15-25% at most
#76 - thorandahalf (01/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The Enforcer
The Enforcer
User avatar #72 - gayboard (01/02/2014) [-]
50% of marriages don't end in divorce, it's more roughly 30%

Also I disagree
#40 - lieutenantpansy (01/01/2014) [-]
But...I do like that line
But...I do like that line
#28 - Womens Study Major (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's a misconception, it's actually closer to 30% and varies greatly from one demographic to another.
User avatar #62 to #28 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
30% is only after 2 years if you add a few more years it gets bigger.
#84 - Womens Study Major (01/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
God I hate that puffin, especially when their opinion's stupid
User avatar #85 to #84 - galkawhm (01/02/2014) [-]
That's the point. It's "Unpopular Opinion Puffin"
#29 - allinallout **User deleted account** (01/01/2014) [-]
50% of all marriages doesn't mean that 50% of people have been divorced. I bet you that the 50% that divorced had a lot of repeats, and the 50% that stayed together logically can't.
User avatar #7 - frostdrachen (01/01/2014) [-]
Fake. The actual number is closer to 30%.
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