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is that a snake In &iill an are {mu just haq: : .' RI! uh SWAT its as -: 9
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#9 - include (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #15 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (02/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
8====D
#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
now how about you give it a kiss
now how about you give it a kiss
#36 - hugora (02/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#13 - josieabby (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I wanna put your snake in my mouth.
I wanna put your snake in my mouth.
#12 - josieabby (02/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
A trouser snake wants what a trouser snake wants.
#26 - missylyn (02/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#41 - agentdoubleohio (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - moosepaw (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this would be the most intimidating **** ever,

"hand over the money MOTHER ****** !!"
*snake starts coming out, man has deathly numb stare into attempted mugger*


#68 - dogboner (02/13/2014) [-]
From a previous post that is now even more relevant.
#69 - eyke (02/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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#56 - Yojimbo (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - supercookieduster ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
aww yea snake time
aww yea snake time
#27 - DrollHumor (02/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I want a snake, but I don't know what kind to get. I don't want a little worm but I don't want a python that will eat me, and it needs to have a good temperament so I can love on it.
I want a snake, but I don't know what kind to get. I don't want a little worm but I don't want a python that will eat me, and it needs to have a good temperament so I can love on it.
User avatar #37 to #27 - situmus (02/13/2014) [-]
You sound like you want a ball python. They are hands down the most mild mannered snake you could ever get. They are SO nice, that every now and then one will starve to death because it will refuse to eat. Bear in mind that snakes can easily go a full month without eating.

On another note, your snake will only grow to he size of his/her environment. So, say you get a burmese python like I did. Those snakes can grow to be 20ft on average but will only grow to a maximum size fitting their enclosure.

All snakes have their own personality, just like people. Some are nice, some, not so nice. My burmese was a sweetheart and very friendly; my 8 year old baby sister plays with her every day. On the other hand I had a rainbow boa that was a dick.

If you're interested in buying a snake, it would behoove you to do a little bit of research before making your purchase. IE: What size enclosure you'll want, what kind of bedding, (substrate) whether or not you'll want to live or frozen feed (I reccommend live. It's fun to watch and lets the snake keep some semblance of independance), whether the snake needs to be in an environment not already established by where you live (if you live in a dry climate, for example, it would require more effort to take care of a herp that needs a very humid environment). Stuff like that.

TL;DR ball pythons are ridiculously nice and easy to care for.
Any snake will only grow to the size of its environment.
Make sure you are prepared before you buy your snake.

Hope this helps.
#88 - blablub (02/13/2014) [-]
Only related thing I have. (Soome sort of related, I guess...)
Only related thing I have. (Soome sort of related, I guess...)
#40 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/13/2014) [-]

Imagine this guy just strolling down a dark street at night. No cars, no people, he seems to be alone.
All of a sudden, 4 large black males stroll out of the nearby alleyway, as if expecting the man. They try to intimidate the man with their blunt weapons in hand, and they ask for all of his money.
Suddenly a goddamn snake pops out of the mans pocket and the man sics it on them. The snake jumps towards them, and they flee in terror. Snakebro has saved the day. All is well.
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