Why men shouldn't cook. . iii', ii, ii, running late. so I had asked mi " itiot to '! ,.. tss' cillit loot iii% ? s' isms: I saw.... instructions unclear, dick stuck in potato Why men shouldn't cook iii' ii running late so I had asked mi " itiot to '! tss' cillit loot iii% ? s' isms: saw instructions unclear dick stuck in potato
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (100)
[ 100 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - horsehat
Reply +249 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
instructions unclear, dick stuck in potato
#45 to #5 - yisumad
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #5 - wopwop
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
**** ME THAT'S ORIGINAL
#7 to #5 - boomerpyro
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
instructions unclear, potato stuck inside dick
#40 to #7 - pootismang
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
#87 to #7 - SylverSlayer
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
oh ****, that was the first picture on this website in a couple weeks thats actually made me laugh
oh ****, that was the first picture on this website in a couple weeks thats actually made me laugh
User avatar #42 to #7 - bastardusnorvegi
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
dick stuck inside instructions, unclear potato
#89 to #7 - sliferzpwns
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
N- N- N-no- nn n n n
N- N- N-no- nn n n n
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy
Reply +95 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
Reasons not to marry an engineer
#11 to #9 - anon id: d0d4f5bb
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
Seriously what the **** has this got to do with engineering? Might as well be reasons not to marry and English speaker.
#12 to #11 - butakun
Reply +152 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
Engineers have a reputation for taking things in the most literal and technical way possible, without necessarily taking common sense into account.
User avatar #32 to #12 - raidaltamimi
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
I'm Engineer and i confirm this.
User avatar #49 to #11 - wthree
Reply -6 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Engineers are stupid apparently.

They constantly lack common sense, and have an unusually hard time attending a university.
#85 to #49 - anon id: 4900b42c
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Hahahaha... Oh, wait. You're serious.
#92 to #9 - anon id: af789f4b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Seconded. Granted I also am not a social retard and always look behind what my woman says to find what she actually means. If i am not sure, and what she just told me to do seems weird, i clarify.

Just because you're an engineer or programmer or someone who takes things literally doesn't give you the excuse to be stupid in normal day-to-day things.
User avatar #29 to #9 - securityexplain
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Programmers as well
User avatar #37 to #29 - mrweekends
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
User avatar #43 to #37 - shadownigga
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
I'm a programmer and I verify.
User avatar #59 to #43 - foxxywithpaws
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not a programmer and I compile comply
User avatar #38 to #29 - randomwanker
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Do you ever get summoned?
User avatar #65 to #38 - securityexplain
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Occasionally
User avatar #8 - canan
Reply +113 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
That's actually clever, he will probably not be asked to do anything kitchen related again.
#34 to #8 - anon id: c6ab55e6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded
User avatar #81 to #34 - usaexplain
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
That's not pretending to be retarded, that's just being a smartass.
User avatar #58 to #8 - sorinshrouds
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
Looks like he avoided becoming a victim of his own success.
#10 to #8 - atrocitustheking
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
#13 to #10 - butakun
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - atrocitustheking
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#2 - whiteusername
Reply +80 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
I don't see the problem here
#36 to #2 - iherdcows
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
What are you going to do when your name starts to turn blue?
#48 to #36 - whiteusername
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
#57 to #2 - lazygemini
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
#28 - cursesnew
Reply -33 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
It's more like why retards shouldn't cook. It isn't hard to understand what she meant.
#88 to #28 - datmine
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
#103 to #28 - anon id: 46bb61ee
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/18/2014) [-]
Actually, it is unclear grammatically. She should have said "I need you to cut half the batch of potatoes." Even then, English is so broad it takes a paragraph to relay a simple message that won't be misinterpreted.
#33 to #28 - tobyonekenoby
Reply +62 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
it is a joke.
User avatar #3 - majormayor
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
So, that's what going full potato is.
User avatar #70 to #3 - DrAlt
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
no he only went half potato, which is still more potato than the average human
#15 to #3 - butakun
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/16/2014) [-]
Or maybe just half potato?
#20 - apylon
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
this is the version i always had saved on my PC haha. looks like one of these people made up a fake story.
#99 to #20 - anon id: f0a0084b
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
i was this picture before this funny joke post. im glad im not the only one who called ******** on this repost.
User avatar #100 to #99 - apylon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
yeah, I also noticed the version I have is the full picture because it's zoomed more than the other one, so OP (or whoever made the picture above) is a faggot.
#44 - presidentmoose
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
that dog is seriously staring down those potatoes, licking his chops
#39 - AverageUser
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
If you do something so incredible wrong the first time, they will never ask you to do it again.
User avatar #27 - DrWanksta
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/17/2014) [-]
And he never had to peel potato again, the end.