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Why I don't have a girlfriend

I Nell'
I l. lit
ggi
II I
It was whe D it but when I
slipped it o ' tso snugly as
if it were made for my hand. I
will m ' .After all I found I,
precious
I I regret this
YOU WANT IT FOR .
YOURSELF!!!
II I
It was when I got it but when I
t ped it on it [tfl so snu s
were made for myh .
will m ' .After all I found I,
precious
I regret this
YOU WANT IT FOR .
YOURSELF!!!
Why shouldn' t I keep m After I
all it came to me. It' s mine!
lil come back later
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Submitted: 01/09/2016
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#1 - smellmop (01/09/2016) [-]
#2 to #1 - nerdking (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**You rang?
#5 to #2 - thedankmemer (01/10/2016) [-]
You have summoned my weebo powers.
#7 to #5 - dislikinator (01/10/2016) [-]
And mine as well!
#9 to #1 - ingloriousgamer ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
now with sound
#10 - kampi ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
No OP, you should probably get The One Ring...
#12 to #10 - haliene (01/10/2016) [-]
This looks like a fake. I can tell by the way you're not invisible.
User avatar #15 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
I wish I could wear rings...
#28 to #15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Here, you can have this one.
#31 to #28 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
heheh, cock ring
#16 to #15 - johnybx (01/10/2016) [-]
Why can't you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
In my country only pimps and rock stars wear them
User avatar #25 to #17 - iwillrulenorway (01/10/2016) [-]
easy.

just become a pimp.
#18 to #17 - johnybx (01/10/2016) [-]
Where the hell are you from?
User avatar #19 to #18 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
Portugal
#20 to #19 - johnybx (01/10/2016) [-]
That's tough mate, I'm so used to wearing ring I feel naked without it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeahhh, only women wear them...And I look good with them
#22 to #21 - johnybx (01/10/2016) [-]
You should wear one and stop caring what others are thinking.
#26 to #22 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
then why should he wear one?
#32 to #26 - johnybx (01/10/2016) [-]
Because he would like to wear one?
User avatar #30 to #22 - joaomartins (01/10/2016) [-]
The problem is that I can only buy women rings
#11 - boarderlinegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
When you don't realize when to shut the **** up
User avatar #27 - keeganlars (01/10/2016) [-]
Is that a samsung s3 backgroung?
#8 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Is this a ******** or what? I don't even get what the interesting part is. I suppose good job getting me to waste 2 minutes of my life reading phone text screen shots and writing this comment.
User avatar #29 - chaosraptor (01/10/2016) [-]
**chaosraptor rolled user vaulttec ** is gollum
#4 - finishhimlarry (01/10/2016) [-]
Awesome.Pure awesome.
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