Why FJ has no gf
![Why FJ has no gf. . Hill] THAT MOM IS DEAF SPEAK [MID AND SWIM. doin gods work](http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Why+fj+has+no+gf_2287f3_5692865.jpg "Why FJ has no gf")
Hill] THAT MOM IS
DEAF SPEAK [MID AND SWIM
DEAF SPEAK [MID AND SWIM
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threeeighteen ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-] This fella right here looks like a dead ringer for someone I went to school with. The sort of preach, straight-edge fag that has to shove it in everyone's face. The opposite to the stoner that does the same I suppose.
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lordofhell (09/24/2015) [-] This guy does this on purpose he has a YouTube channel where he just acts ******* weird.
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GentlemanRaptor (09/23/2015) [-] Wouldn't your mom think you are, I don't know, desperate or something similar for dating a mentally challenged person. Along the lines of "Someone would have to be retarded to date you" sorta thing?
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penileburglar (09/24/2015) [-] I mean, if you're going to point out holes in the story, you missed a far more obvious one.
That the girlfriend would notice YOU weren't talking loud and slow.
That the girlfriend would notice YOU weren't talking loud and slow.
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concetrationcamp (09/23/2015) [-] your comment perfectly makes sense, that would backfire pretty much
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selfdenyingbeggar (09/24/2015) [-]
Maybe he doesn't need his mom to give the seal of approval on the women he dates. Especially if he doesn't think of marrying her.
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selfdenyingbeggar (09/24/2015) [-]
Maybe he doesn't need his mom's approval for the people he dates?
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bemmo ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-] I mean, personally I'd do it the other way around, your mum can't exactly break up with you and bottom line will stick around either way, so you're choosing between tricking your gf into treating someone as a retard, or being treated as a retard, so it's a gamble on which is less likely to make her leave your hilarious ass.
Plus, when it's the other way around your mum doesn't think you're dating downs and your gf thinks you're sweet for taking care of a mother with a disability. Until all hell breaks loose at least.
Plus, when it's the other way around your mum doesn't think you're dating downs and your gf thinks you're sweet for taking care of a mother with a disability. Until all hell breaks loose at least.
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anon (09/24/2015) [-]
Idk what's worse, that your girlfriend thinks your mom is deaf and dumb, or that your mom thinks you're girlfriend is freakin' retarded.
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Lintutu (09/24/2015) [-] >tell her mom's deaf
>tell her to speak louder....so she can hear you
***** what. do you even know what deaf means? are YOU retarded?
>tell her to speak louder....so she can hear you
***** what. do you even know what deaf means? are YOU retarded?
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penileburglar (09/24/2015) [-] 'Hard of hearing' is basically a synonym for deaf. Look up the definition. It does not mean that you are totally unable to hear.
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assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-] this isn't funny. why would you bring home a girl your mother would be to believe is retarded? That **** just goes back on you
