Why do people forget he's really smart?. Armor: It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here. Wolverine: Since you do nothing but complain,
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Why do people forget he's really smart?

Armor: *It’s really shameful that a killer gorilla passes as teacher here.
Wolverine: *Since you do nothing but complain, aren’t you shaming your ancestors?
Armor: ...
Armor: I’m never gonna make X-man.

Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3 #13!

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#58 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
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Poor Armor.
#3 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (20 replies)
But but in the movie he didn't know anything about japan neither he could speak any japanese...
User avatar #4 to #3 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I'd like everyone to know that Comic Wolverine and Movie Wolverine are very, VERY different people. for instance, from what I understand of the movie, Wolverine wanted his healing factor gone. Comic Wolverine is very proud of his Mutant heritage. Also, where movie Wolverine seems to only know how to punch and claw, Comic wolverine has been around the world many, many times, learned many, MANY forms of martial arts, as well as a vast amount of languages, became proficient with most every weapon (From swords, clubs, firearms, artillery, ecetera), can piolet planes, drive tanks... In fact, the only time when he's not exceptionally brilliant, is when he enters his berserker rage.

"Wolverine will sometimes lapse into a "berserker rage" while in close combat. In this state he lashes out with the intensity and aggression of an enraged animal and is even more resistant to psionic attack. Though he loathes it, he acknowledges that it has saved his life many times, it being most notably useful when he faced the telepathic 'Mister X', as X's ability to read his mind and predict his next move in a fight was useless as not even Wolverine knows what he will do next in his berserk state. Despite his apparent ease at taking lives, he does not enjoy killing or giving in to his berserker rages. Logan adheres to a firm code of personal honor and morality."

Hope this helped! Cheers!
#18 - konamicode (04/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #21 to #18 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
This is not beyond the realm of possibility. Both Batman and Logan are prodigies in their own right, but Wolverine has been active for a long, looong time; he's much older, and without a body that's slowly going to break down, and a mind that'll stay sharp. He's had a much longer time to accumulate knowledge, power and skill.

Evil would rue the day Bruce Wayne obtained Logans healing factor.
#24 - xafwodash (04/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, I've been trying to figure out what the Japanese says but the kanji are kinda hard to read. I've got the first speech bubble:   
ここでは殺人ゴリラが教師として通用しているとは何とも ずかしいことですね   
which roughly means:   
(this) murderer gorilla trying to pass himself off as a teacher is pretty shameful, isn't it   
   
And the best I've got of his speech bubble is:   
いつもXXばかり言って御先祖(?)さん対して恥ずかしくな ですか。   
which I guess means something along the lines of:   
isn't it shameful for your ancestors that you do nothing but [complain?]   
   
sorry the second one's a bit crappy but feel free to help me out with the missing words   
   
(pic not very related)
Ok, I've been trying to figure out what the Japanese says but the kanji are kinda hard to read. I've got the first speech bubble:
ここでは殺人ゴリラが教師として通用しているとは何とも ずかしいことですね
which roughly means:
(this) murderer gorilla trying to pass himself off as a teacher is pretty shameful, isn't it

And the best I've got of his speech bubble is:
いつもXXばかり言って御先祖(?)さん対して恥ずかしくな ですか。
which I guess means something along the lines of:
isn't it shameful for your ancestors that you do nothing but [complain?]

sorry the second one's a bit crappy but feel free to help me out with the missing words

(pic not very related)
#1 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I though Wolverine only knew a little Japanese?
User avatar #2 to #1 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Nope. He lived in Japan for many, MANY years, even fathering Draken there, though he didn't know of his conception.
#35 - captnnorway (04/10/2014) [+] (23 replies)
So what is Astonishing X-men about? About teaching new recruits?
User avatar #36 to #35 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
It has no definitive one-plot exportation. It's another X-men volume filled with more X-men deeds! A LOT has happened in between the pages, so I very much recommend leafing through a few pages!
User avatar #64 - ssheinrich (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
do u got any tips/links for a european person so that i can read or buy online?
User avatar #65 to #64 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't support pirating, but there are several great sites for buying online! I'm afraid I don't know any off-hand that's European-handy, though, but I'm sure you could find some with just a few clicks.
#28 - pineapplepeople (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What did he doi to leave her so astonished? What didn't he go through?
User avatar #29 to #28 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
They were in the Danger Room (A holographic distortion chamber), and Wolverine jumped in while the kids were training, going out of his way to test Armors armor.
User avatar #22 - thedutchs (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Comicexplain, what are your favorite comics?

Do you also enjoy reading regular books?
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (04/10/2014) [-]
...probably because people tend to think that Batman is the only intelligent superhero, nowadays.

Really wished Wolverine belonged to Marvel, still - I love Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, but I think Marvel/Disney could make way, way more out of his character.
User avatar #45 - captainprincess (04/10/2014) [-]
He's not smart he's old.
Older than any mortal man so by default he's going to know **** that will surprise you.
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