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Submitted: 11/17/2013
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#5 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [+] (169 replies)
stickied by bighairyfart
you're not allowed to judge a teen mom unless you're on yourself
#1 - dashgamer (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I never really saw any pregnant chicks in High School, nor did I know what "pulling out" meant, much less any of the more basic stuff about sex.
I attended Under a Rock High, here's a picture of the campus.
#15 - dejax (11/17/2013) [+] (23 replies)
People who think the pull out method works should stop having sex and should not be allowed to procreate.
>Have bitch room mate who recently started see a new guy
>Dating for a ******* week, they "love" each other
>They have sex a lot and don't use ANY type of protection
>Give them condoms because I'm on birth control and my partner is clean
>Find them in the trash later, not used
>Ask them if they're ready for a child cause that ***** ******* life man
>Guy tells me, "Oh I just pull out because semen dies as soon as it touches air"
>Try to correct him but he argues for 10 minutes till I have to pull Google on his ass
>He pops the question because they just had a prego scare but she got her period
>He didn't have a ring, he made one out of copper electricity wire
>They still don't use protection and have been dating for 3 months
>I am surrounded by ******* stupid people
#41 - Imabur (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
so you're 15 but your profile says your 21, someone must be illegally looking at ****
#28 - bighairyfart (11/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Wow, my first frontpage. Thanks, FJ!
Wow, my first frontpage. Thanks, FJ!
#72 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #84 to #72 - campingcarl (11/18/2013) [-]
whoresbewhoring
#150 - huffe (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me
>foreign exchange student
>in first history class
>we get our seats assigned
>i sit at the front with this annoying guy
>everyone and their mom want to talk to me because i'm foreign
>girl behind me wants to be friends
>she emits light in the slut part of the spectrum
>"i'm easy to get along with" she says
>i say quietly to the guy next to me: "'easy' being the key word"
>she asks what i just said to him
>i just brush it off a few times while she asks more
>decide to tell her
>say loudly that when she said she was easy to get aong with, i said that "easy" was the key word
>mfw the whole class hears me
>mfw even the teacher hears (and being the sardonic guy he is, laughs)
>needless to say, she wasn't very fond of me anymore
#143 - churrundo (11/18/2013) [-]
I just turned down a trip to Six Flags in my sleep.
I really wanted to go.
User avatar #139 - RoyalNightmare (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kids have sex in High School, no point in denying it. A lot of the time, it's because they sincerely think they love the other person. And sometimes, things don't go as planned. High School parents are put through, and have to shoulder a lot more than any of their peers could hope to understand. Think of me as a bleeding heart, white knight, or whatever, but I know firsthand how difficult being a teen parent can be.

Tl;dr Not all teen parents are sluts, and none of them deserve to be treated like it.
#24 - acidreign (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Class's FW
Class's FW
User avatar #75 to #24 - hatmanfirst ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
That loop is incredible.
#16 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hfw
User avatar #135 - habakkuk (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
guise quit with all the slut / 15-year old mom bashing just cause they decide to **** around and not use protection and get themselves knocked up when they're barely in high school and then expect everybody to feel sorry for them doesn't mean you can just go around posting negative things about them on the internet.. who are you to judge, with your probably good grades and lack of kids at a ridiculously early age
User avatar #70 - Loppytaffy (11/18/2013) [-]
You're not Anon.
You're Bighairyfart.
#261 - bobbyembry (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why OP cant do titles
why OP cant do titles
User avatar #314 to #261 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
User avatar #133 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
What i've learned about Pregnancy and ghetto ***** in HS
Most of them will have dropped out by junior or senior year thats why their JR High grad had such a big celebration
#91 - soundofwinter (11/18/2013) [-]
OP I just want to say that I love you and that story was great
#89 - weazr (11/18/2013) [-]
10/10. ******* bursted out laughing in the middle of class.
User avatar #44 - kapanda (11/18/2013) [-]
>15
Explains his username...
User avatar #134 - undeadwill (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me
>Just kidding you aren't that cool.
> In English class.
> need a chair to work on the comupter.
>slutty popular pregoo has the chair.
> She's completely insane.
> She chimps out and breaks school computers because its not fast enough.
> Says computers are cheap.
> The computers are actually really good but because everyone uses the internet its slow.
> Moving back to the story.
> "Can I use that chai-
> Go **** yourself
> "But I need that chair to work and you aren't doing anything."
>She starts to work on a puzzle her friends were working on.
> Yeah I still need the chair.
>Her friend steps in and says "She's pregnant and cranky"
>IS that my fault?
> Ultra mega chimp out.
>Fuk.
User avatar #151 to #137 - undeadwill (11/18/2013) [-]
She was sitting on it to talk to her friends. We have desks and then we have chairs. The desks are for everyone the chair is for the computer.
User avatar #42 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I knew quite a few pregnant teenagers in high school. None of them were bad people, they just had poor judgement. Whoever the baby daddy was always turned out to be an asshole.

One girl is raising her child alone because the guy is a cheating cock sucker.
One girl was punched in the stomach while pregnant because he believed she was cheating on him.
One girl got pregnant and the guy just bailed, never to be heard from again.

I could go on but I won't. People liked these girls though, they weren't bad. If she truly was a bitch she had it coming.
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