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Why aren't we funding this?

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A mute button on a microwave.
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Put all the CNN/ Fox/ etc. r( beaters in booths that mute
their microphone if they go over a certain decibel level.
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User avatar #6 - jewishcommunazi (08/24/2014) [+] (15 replies)
A "none of the above" option would just be stupid, blank votes already serve that purpose.
User avatar #1 - procrasturbate (08/24/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Yeah, about the condom one. It would be a tad too late to bail.
User avatar #5 to #1 - coopdawg (08/24/2014) [-]
The entire point of a condom is to prevent std's and pregnancy... so even if it changes **** her right in the pussy
#10 - hudge (08/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Mechanic here.

Listening to an engine to determine issues will only give you a very general idea of major problems at best, such as identifying slap from the pistons or rattle in the valve train. Minor issues are next to impossible to diagnose through noise.
User avatar #26 - nudybooty (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Knowing this world there would be some asshole in the elevator who would keep hitting cancel for other people
#30 - klutzyspy (08/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
STI condoms is the worst idea ever.. Way to go making sure people with STI's dont wear condoms
User avatar #35 to #30 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
If you allow someone you don't know is clean to **** you without a condom you **** up just as much.
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User avatar #19 to #7 - sciencexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Do you know how a condom works? Like, even a shred of intelligence in that balloon dome of yours?
#38 - monkeyheadbsc (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's avaliable in the Audi A8 since 1994.
It's not AC, but when the sun is shining it turns on the fan so that there is at least fresh air inside. The energy consumption for an AC would require a larger Solar Panel area.

But I would appreciate if cars would have solar cells on top, even if it just supports the systems.
#17 - yoursandwitch (08/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The solar A/C in the car sounds awesome in theory.
The solar A/C in the car sounds awesome in theory.
#28 - zulazeem (08/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
STIs- Sexually transimitted intercourses
User avatar #51 to #28 - lolollo (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - xfishy (08/24/2014) [-]
Post coitus, pull dick out, condom is a rainbow
User avatar #23 - mrnaanbread (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1 and 2 are retarded, say "I'm not in the mood for a chat" if you don't want one, and the microwave doesn't make that noise for fun, you can't mute a hoover for instance.
User avatar #37 to #23 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
They mean the beeping of the buttons on the microwave, especially when it's done running it's cycle.
#161 - mjdjoy (08/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What is google already does tell you if youre the first to google something, but none of us have ever been the first.
User avatar #15 - sparkajh (08/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you put a condom on a subaru?
User avatar #150 - frenzyhero ONLINE (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The election being reheld is a completely ******* stupid idea that only shows the person that made the image has effectively no idea how politics are conducted, yet is not afraid to show it.
User avatar #40 - romanlettuce (08/24/2014) [-]
Between "why aren't we funding" and "none of the above" this person is clearly a ******* civics retard.
#160 - iliketomop (08/25/2014) [-]
when the ass is fat
#157 - bluewaffers (08/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
a condom that detects an sti? i'm pretty sure you'd know if your ******* a car or not.
yes,i know it's a typo,
#196 - thespecialone (08/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Condoms that change color when they come in contact with an STI"
User avatar #94 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Your car could be making a sound that could be caused by fifteen different things. The "Car Shazam" would be pretty much useless.
User avatar #72 - stickmanz (08/24/2014) [-]
Walk into elevator, cancel their floor, spaghetti falls out of their pockets as ipress my floor

Where's your god now
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