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User avatar #6 - jewishcommunazi
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(08/24/2014) [-]
A "none of the above" option would just be stupid, blank votes already serve that purpose.
User avatar #80 to #6 - AztecJew
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Isn't a blank vote essentially just a vote for the victor? If 100 people had to vote on whether a man is shot or not. If 99 don't vote or leave it blank and one votes yes then they essentially deferred their right to speak to whoever chooses to vote.
#102 to #6 - anon id: 435a4d65
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(08/25/2014) [-]
furthermore if that would be the case then
1 there would be re-elections for all eternity.
2 there would be some prick naming themselves "noe of the above"
#119 to #6 - anon id: a8ad67f5
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Only problem with that idea is that these days, if such an option were available, it'd take 20 years to elect a new president!
#207 to #6 - timtimh
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(08/25/2014) [-]
We have that option here in Russia, btw. It was removed recently, but now they want to put it back.
#139 to #6 - highjayster
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(08/25/2014) [-]
>Get elected
>Convince everyone to vote none of the above everytime
>Be president forever while they continually revote.
#14 to #6 - inarilainen
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Not really. Even if only one person votes for another candidate, then that candidate would win the election. All it needs is one vote and blank votes are disqualified.
User avatar #20 to #14 - jewishcommunazi
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I don't think so, aren't you confusing blank votes with abstention?
#21 to #20 - inarilainen
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Oh yes. Excuse me. I was indeed talking about abstention.
#97 to #6 - hatermrtroll
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(08/25/2014) [-]
What difference does it make who you vote for? Pic related
User avatar #49 to #6 - gitanisme
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Where I live blank votes are considered abstention.
User avatar #59 to #49 - jewishcommunazi
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Blank votes here serve that purpose, but abstention is still more common because of general apathy and laziness regarding politics, and maybe a few others just don't believe in the parliamentary system regardless of the candidates.
#12 to #6 - semidemon
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(08/24/2014) [-]
his point is the ellection with all new candidates, idiot
#180 to #12 - sliferzpwns
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Way to be the bigger person and call names
User avatar #205 to #180 - sursum
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Well, he was an idiot.
User avatar #206 to #12 - Visier
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(08/25/2014) [-]
And where will you get those? You would get less known candidates, which will get even less votes, then go back to step one. Meanwhile, someone has to run the country until elections are over, most likely the current president (prime minister, king, supreme lord, whatever)
User avatar #1 - procrasturbate
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, about the condom one. It would be a tad too late to bail.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 03951acc
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Not really, you'd still be using the condom while you're ******* her, so if it turns out that she's a skanky whore you can get the **** out of there STI-free.
User avatar #3 to #2 - inzix
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(08/24/2014) [-]
or just smooch the condom at her, insta finding out if aids or something like that
User avatar #4 to #3 - inzix
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(08/24/2014) [-]
at her vajaya*
#13 to #4 - semidemon
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(08/24/2014) [-]
well in that case it shouldnt be a condom, but a probing batton of some sort
User avatar #33 to #13 - greyhoundfd
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's a great idea.

"Okay, I'm ready, but before I stick it in let me probe you with this big stick."
User avatar #110 to #33 - trivdiego
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(08/25/2014) [-]
called a dildo
they're actually quite popular
User avatar #105 to #1 - penileburglar
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(08/25/2014) [-]
It also wouldn't be possible, since some STI's don't show up on tests until long after they can be transmitted. If a proper test can't detect it, I doubt a condom could.
User avatar #106 to #1 - procrasturbate
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ guys. I wasn't talking about contracting the disease. I was talking about bailing.
User avatar #5 to #1 - coopdawg
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(08/24/2014) [-]
The entire point of a condom is to prevent std's and pregnancy... so even if it changes **** her right in the pussy
User avatar #183 to #5 - evanomicfour
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(08/25/2014) [-]
I love you.
#185 to #183 - coopdawg
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - hudge
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Mechanic here.

Listening to an engine to determine issues will only give you a very general idea of major problems at best, such as identifying slap from the pistons or rattle in the valve train. Minor issues are next to impossible to diagnose through noise.
User avatar #42 to #10 - elmizico
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Very true, but some parts, like the water-pump, have a distinct noise when they are failing ;)
#126 to #42 - willys
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Nah, water pump, power steering pump, idler pulley, and distributor can all sound very similar (or very different) when failing. That's the problem, everyone thinks diagnosing a car is easy and gets all bent when a mechanic can't figure it out in 10 seconds or less.
#137 to #126 - tender
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(08/25/2014) [-]
This deserves 100+ more thumbs then it has
#188 to #10 - anon id: d0734ee4
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(08/25/2014) [-]
lol at using a b series Honda engine as an example for engine problems
#215 to #10 - anon id: bc702cd1
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(08/26/2014) [-]
Lol. what about a cell phone app that you can plug into your car that can tell you any problems?
User avatar #216 to #215 - hudge
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(08/26/2014) [-]
Apps and adapters that let your phone communicate with OBD-II standard software (which has been an industry standard since 1998) are ******* everywhere. By all means, use them.
User avatar #178 to #10 - norkas
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(08/25/2014) [-]
I think the point is to know there IS a problem and then get it checked by people like you.
User avatar #179 to #178 - norkas
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Nevermind, it isn't, but that would make sense.
User avatar #54 to #10 - wimwam
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's like the condom one. Some things are too complicated to be simplified like that
User avatar #26 - nudybooty
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Knowing this world there would be some asshole in the elevator who would keep hitting cancel for other people
#88 to #26 - anon id: 35d14480
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(08/25/2014) [-]
But then they're in close range for you to smack them.
#30 - klutzyspy
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(08/24/2014) [-]
STI condoms is the worst idea ever.. Way to go making sure people with STI's dont wear condoms
User avatar #107 to #30 - penileburglar
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Why would a person with an STI ever buy that brand of condom in the first place, then?

Where did it say that these would replace *all* condoms? I'm sure couples who trust each other wouldn't want to spend the extra money and would continue to use regular condoms.
User avatar #35 to #30 - flemsdfer
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(08/24/2014) [-]
If you allow someone you don't know is clean to **** you without a condom you **** up just as much.
#7 - connorjay
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#100 to #7 - anon id: 9dc6d94b
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(08/25/2014) [-]
you are not witty, you are just retarded.
User avatar #39 to #7 - flemsdfer
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(08/24/2014) [-]
quite a lot of microwaves beep loudly when you hit any button and when they finish cooking your food. That is what the mute button would be for, not the quiet hum of them working.

Shazam for car issues = now you can tell your mechanic what you think it is because if you need an app to tell you what that sound in your car is, you definitely don't have the tools to fix it.

Condoms can break and most people would rather stop before any chance of that happens, and get checked early to head the problem off

I'm pretty sure you're not the example of green living yourself, so why bitch about it?

Matching ties being included is for convenience if you couldn't catch that.
User avatar #43 to #39 - sciencexplain
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(08/24/2014) [-]
You would hardly ever be able to determine the problem in a car from engine only, though.
User avatar #44 to #43 - flemsdfer
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Certain problems you can determine from sound, but like I said, if you need an app to tell you that stuff, you have no hope in fixing it yourself. It basically comes down to "take it to a mechanic" or "you are one yourself"
User avatar #46 to #44 - sciencexplain
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Pretty much. I think, if such a thing were possible, it would be good because you could avoid mechanics conning you into paying for things you don't really need.
User avatar #47 to #46 - flemsdfer
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Or it'd wind up like WebMD for cars and then the mechanic has to deal with someone saying "Nyuh uh! The phone says it's this!" when the mechanic knows his **** a lot better than the phone.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sciencexplain
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Depends on your mechanic. Still, people who listen to a ******* computer are retarded. The job is that of the professionals. Keep it that way.
User avatar #149 to #7 - tittylovin
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(08/25/2014) [-]
you're a tard for thinking that microwave beeps are integral to the microwave process.
User avatar #19 to #7 - sciencexplain
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Do you know how a condom works? Like, even a shred of intelligence in that balloon dome of yours?
#38 - monkeyheadbsc
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(08/24/2014) [-]
It's avaliable in the Audi A8 since 1994.
It's not AC, but when the sun is shining it turns on the fan so that there is at least fresh air inside. The energy consumption for an AC would require a larger Solar Panel area.

But I would appreciate if cars would have solar cells on top, even if it just supports the systems.
#194 to #38 - anon id: f8a08f8f
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(08/25/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Autocool-Solar-Power-Car-Fan/dp/B00

Also available for everyone to buy. It will automatically cool down the car because of the ventilation and the greenhouse effect will not apply then.
#17 - yoursandwitch
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(08/24/2014) [-]
The solar A/C in the car sounds awesome in theory.
The solar A/C in the car sounds awesome in theory.
User avatar #89 to #17 - trivdiego
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(08/25/2014) [-]
I don't know if it would work. From what i remember from science, AC works by sending hot air out, leaving the inside cool. If hot air is being radiated toward the car, it might work the opposite way

I don't know what the **** I'm talking about
#99 to #89 - yoursandwitch
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Its ok I believe I you!
Its ok I believe I you!
#117 to #89 - anon id: 1cdf484e
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>put gas with low condensation point into loop w/ a compressor and an expansion valve
>gas goes to liquid after compressor, giving off heat in the process
>heat is dissipated into outside air by blowing a big-ass fan over coils at point of condensation.
>liquid goes back to gas after passing through an expansion valve
>gas takes in heat from inside air which is blown over the coils and into the house/car by another fan
>gas goes back into compressor
#131 to #117 - willys
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I've taken thermodynamics and this anon is correct.

However, note that this takes a hell of a lot of energy and a solar cell that would fit on a car roof can not produce near enough power to make all this happen yet . That's why using your A/C a lot can kill your gas mileage and makes a noticeable difference in power when driving.
#28 - zulazeem
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(08/24/2014) [-]
STIs- Sexually transimitted intercourses
Yes.
#138 to #28 - tiles
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(08/25/2014) [-]
Sexually transmitted intercourses?
I hope you realize that what you just said made no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #51 to #28 - lolollo
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(08/24/2014) [-]
infection
#52 to #51 - zulazeem
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(08/24/2014) [-]
baby shhh... its okay.
User avatar #163 to #52 - wallbuilder
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(08/25/2014) [-]
"I'm afraid it's terminal", the doctor said, grimacing at the results in front of him.
"Oh my God, please tell me it's not true!" cried the boys mother as she burst into tears.
"I'm most regretful to inform you, but your son... he has the dumb."
User avatar #64 - xfishy
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Post coitus, pull dick out, condom is a rainbow