Why are these always so aggressive?
derrer fuk u on aboot" I hear you you uneducated little
shit. Well, this is the HMS Famillies;
This ship saw action fucking everywhere. When she came up
against EIGHT torpedo boats, her and her convoy
Then when she was 2: 1 with vastly inferior
equipment againt Italian battleships, she forced the pizza-
loving fucks into retreat, pretty much single handedly.
So what? You might be asking, Italians run just as much as the
She even came up against Germany' s most fierce ship at
the time, the Bismarck, which she also scared into
submission, protecting a convoy of 57 ships.
Even the Japanese got pissed at her and launched submarines
at her, firing off torpedos like mad, after blowing up half her
hull and thinking her dead, she sailed into port and fixed
herself the fuck up - And even added more firepower to this
She even scooted up to the fucking coastline and opened fire on
German guns, fucking up six in an hour and another two
shortly after, letting those landing on Sword Beach to get up
there without getting molested by the schnitzel eating fuckers.
She then repelled two German destroyers which fired five
torpedoes, which she managed to fucking dodge, then drove
off a wolfpack of Eqbeats with her secondary guns.
Not only all that, but she opened fire and hit a concentrate
of German tanks. Who got so pissed
off the German mobile artillery tried to fuck her, only two
rounds touched her.
This machine then proceeds to go and fuck
up Normandy even more, FIRING 1002 14 INCH SHELLS
ONTO THE SHORE to help Allied forces.