And they begin with the Hyper Accelerated dragon and it was declined! Now using the Sicilian Pterodactyl, again Declined! Black is trying the fried liver attack, but white is just not accepting, either. Now that we have teh 4 corner horses white is looking in trouble, goes for the sicilian gambit! Not wanting to enjoy a drawn out scotch game, black accepts! Now we'll have to see where the lines go!
...
... by the way, those are all real ******* names of openings.
There are tens of thousands of openings, it's not like they have much of a choice with naming new ones. Also the Fried Liver is one of the worst openings in the game