Why are pirates always angry?. how much do apply on you?. 20 Things Men Do That Women Probably Don' t Know About 1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet. 2. Instea Because they arr

Why are pirates always angry?

how much do apply on you?

20 Things Men Do That Women
Probably Don' t Know About
1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.
2. Instead of using to close bread,
lust spin the open end of the bag and tuck it
3. When I' m in the shower, I like to cup the
water to my chest then watch it splash to the
A. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while
5. Fantasized about their female friends.
3. Thought about freezing time.... and then
doing naughty things to people.
r. Every man has woken up with morning wood
and had to do the leaning tower of pica to hit
the toilet.
It. Checked online to see if their length is
s. All men at one point in their lives have given
The Nedm to another man for one reason or
another. They have also given it to a woman,
only to receive a look of confusion.
Additionally, they were never taught The
It simply exists within them naturally.
iii. Blow nose into hands in the shower
11. Watt the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.
12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface
of water with pee bubbles.
13. When I write a comment on a girls
facebook, I rebread it a million times after
sending it to make sure it doesn' t sound
and then it does.
14. imagine how you would save your work
place, school or whatever from terrorists.
16. Looked at their poop when they finished. I
mean sometimes you Just need to enjoy the
masterpiece you just created.
tth Watch romantic comedies alone.
No one else can be present.
No one can know.
17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up
Into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja
Deleted their search history.
15. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water
or higher to avoid people knowing your pissing
tth Tried to see haw far away you can get
whilst taking a pee and keeping it in the bowl.
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User avatar #4 - muffinofrage (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You fool! Now they know!
User avatar #13 - popcornqueen (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
As a woman, I can tell you that I've done all the ones that don't involve peeing.
#17 - cryptedvick (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Number 6 ...
User avatar #10 - redrex (03/20/2014) [-]
other than number 1, which i have never thought of trying, i can honestly say i have done all of these. except for 16. no one can know
User avatar #8 - atgod (03/20/2014) [-]
HOLY **** !! so im not the only one who cups the water to their chest
#37 - thismustbeseen (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I keep hearing about "clearing history" ... I don't get it. Are you ************* stuck in 2005 or something?
User avatar #19 - snakesniper (03/20/2014) [-]
I thought I was alone.
User avatar #5 - wcpapier ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
i never deleted my browser history cause i like to life dangerous.
also there is no need for ayone to use my computer
#46 - kanatana (03/20/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at insertcaption ** Not quite sure when I learned The Nod, but I've been doing it since high school, and I don't know why.
#45 - gmarrox (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The "TM" on "The Nod" made me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.

I'm not okay.
User avatar #44 - mrawesomepotato (03/20/2014) [-]
Waiting in a bathroom stall for over an hour just so you can plop without anyone hearing.
#42 - assistantmanager (03/20/2014) [-]
All except 1 & 16. how am i supposed to cover the surface of the water with piss bubbles when theyre all being flushed down the toilet?
#41 - anonymousfinn ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
All but 1 and 13
User avatar #39 - monswine (03/20/2014) [-]
A lot of these qualify more as things "boys" do than men but I concur.
User avatar #33 - silverzepher (03/20/2014) [-]
everything but #10
User avatar #29 - fuzzyballs (03/20/2014) [-]
I didn't know half the things men do
am I even a man?
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (03/20/2014) [-]
I have either done or regularly do all of these. Especially 2, 10, 13. and 19. 19 is like my life, man. It just... speaks to me.
User avatar #3 - deadadventurer (03/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
1. Nop.
2. Yup.
3. Nop.
4. Yup.
5. Well... not the ugly ones.
6. Yup.
7. Yup.
8. Well I suppose it can't be called as such.
9. Yup.
10. Yup.
11. Yup.
12. Nop.
13. Yup.
14. Yup.
15. Yup. Not every time of course but **** happens.
16. Nop.
17. Nop.
18. Yup.
19. Yup.
20. Yup.
User avatar #6 to #3 - magicalsteve (03/20/2014) [-]
#2 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
all except the romantic comedy one, honestly
#1 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
inb4 men on comments not admitting to #16.
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