Why are pirates always angry?
20 Things Men Do That Women
Probably Don' t Know About
1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.
2. Instead of using to close bread,
lust spin the open end of the bag and tuck it
3. When I' m in the shower, I like to cup the
water to my chest then watch it splash to the
A. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while
5. Fantasized about their female friends.
3. Thought about freezing time.... and then
doing naughty things to people.
r. Every man has woken up with morning wood
and had to do the leaning tower of pica to hit
It. Checked online to see if their length is
s. All men at one point in their lives have given
The Nedm to another man for one reason or
another. They have also given it to a woman,
only to receive a look of confusion.
Additionally, they were never taught The
It simply exists within them naturally.
iii. Blow nose into hands in the shower
11. Watt the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.
12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface
of water with pee bubbles.
13. When I write a comment on a girls
facebook, I rebread it a million times after
sending it to make sure it doesn' t sound
and then it does.
14. imagine how you would save your work
place, school or whatever from terrorists.
16. Looked at their poop when they finished. I
mean sometimes you Just need to enjoy the
masterpiece you just created.
tth Watch romantic comedies alone.
No one else can be present.
No one can know.
17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up
Into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja
Deleted their search history.
15. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water
or higher to avoid people knowing your pissing
tth Tried to see haw far away you can get
whilst taking a pee and keeping it in the bowl.