Why are pirates always angry?. how much do apply on you?. 20 Things Men Do That Women Probably Don' t Know About 1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet. 2. Instea
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Why are pirates always angry?

how much do apply on you?

20 Things Men Do That Women
Probably Don' t Know About
1. Flush mid pee and race the toilet.
2. Instead of using to close bread,
lust spin the open end of the bag and tuck it
underneath.
3. When I' m in the shower, I like to cup the
water to my chest then watch it splash to the
floor
A. Entering Beast Mode running up stairs while
alone
5. Fantasized about their female friends.
3. Thought about freezing time.... and then
doing naughty things to people.
r. Every man has woken up with morning wood
and had to do the leaning tower of pica to hit
the toilet.
It. Checked online to see if their length is
adequate.
s. All men at one point in their lives have given
The Nedm to another man for one reason or
another. They have also given it to a woman,
only to receive a look of confusion.
Additionally, they were never taught The
It simply exists within them naturally.
iii. Blow nose into hands in the shower
11. Watt the bed covers to unsheathe a fart.
12. While peeing tried to cover entire surface
of water with pee bubbles.
13. When I write a comment on a girls
facebook, I rebread it a million times after
sending it to make sure it doesn' t sound
dumb.
and then it does.
14. imagine how you would save your work
place, school or whatever from terrorists.
16. Looked at their poop when they finished. I
mean sometimes you Just need to enjoy the
masterpiece you just created.
tth Watch romantic comedies alone.
No one else can be present.
No one can know.
17. Take off my underwear and then kick it up
Into my hand and feel like a goddamn ninja
master.
Deleted their search history.
15. Aim your pee at the edge of the toilet water
or higher to avoid people knowing your pissing
tth Tried to see haw far away you can get
whilst taking a pee and keeping it in the bowl.
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User avatar #4 - muffinofrage (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You fool! Now they know!
User avatar #13 - popcornqueen (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
As a woman, I can tell you that I've done all the ones that don't involve peeing.
#17 - cryptedvick (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Number 6 ...
User avatar #10 - redrex (03/20/2014) [-]
other than number 1, which i have never thought of trying, i can honestly say i have done all of these. except for 16. no one can know
User avatar #8 - atgod (03/20/2014) [-]
HOLY **** !! so im not the only one who cups the water to their chest
#37 - thismustbeseen (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I keep hearing about "clearing history" ... I don't get it. Are you ************* stuck in 2005 or something?
User avatar #19 - snakesniper (03/20/2014) [-]
I thought I was alone.
User avatar #5 - wcpapier ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
i never deleted my browser history cause i like to life dangerous.
also there is no need for ayone to use my computer
User avatar #52 - Ninotori (03/20/2014) [-]
I do half of this **** as a woman. Not most of the peeing ones.
#51 - thatdoodyouknow (03/20/2014) [-]
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THEM
#50 - alexanderh (03/20/2014) [-]
Only 5 don't apply to me, but I've thought about doing ALL of them except one.
User avatar #49 - swtorpro (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
All but #10, who the **** does that op?
User avatar #33 - silverzepher (03/20/2014) [-]
everything but #10
User avatar #29 - fuzzyballs (03/20/2014) [-]
I didn't know half the things men do
am I even a man?
#28 - nillinator (03/20/2014) [-]
#9 explains soooo much !!
#27 - awcskin (03/20/2014) [-]
i feel like im a clone now...
User avatar #26 - pitch (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Some of these apply to women aswell. Can someone explain the Nod to me though please?
#20 - Womens Study Major (03/20/2014) [-]
**** . Guess we really are all the same. picture unrelated. don't know who that guy is
#15 - Womens Study Major (03/20/2014) [-]
ho
lee
****
******* spot on
#12 - lancev (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ok 2 things 1) why r 75% of these toilet related and 2) for #17 if by underwear u mean boxers then yes, I do.
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