Who wouldn't?? :O. . com Get a real working but Have to take a 4 year lightsaber in any color training course and pass and want a difficult exam to get it.. So you're telling me I get a lightsaber and lessons on how to properly use it for free?
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#21 - firesnake (01/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
So you're telling me I get a lightsaber and lessons on how to properly use it for free?
So you're telling me I get a lightsaber and lessons on how to properly use it for free?
#10 - autoxx (01/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Would the 4 years be enough to prevent immediate accidental amputation?
Would the 4 years be enough to prevent immediate accidental amputation?
#9 - gormless (01/26/2014) [+] (21 replies)
But it's too dangerous to use a lightsaber without force sensitivity, even with extensive training.
#67 - scoobi (01/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Get lightsaber
>Stab instructor
>Cut exam in half
>Run out of class into streets
>Show everyone my lightsaber
> ***** don't believe
>Chop his arm off
> ***** believe
>People can't handle lightsaber at club
>Cops try to bust me for chopping ****** arm of
>Show them lightsaber, they aren't scared
>They touch it, their finger falls off
>Cut cop car in two sprint
>Rip off all clothes
>Sprint naked into the night
#37 - askildbaskild (01/26/2014) [-]
But that would be like going to the 						*******					 jedi academy
But that would be like going to the ******* jedi academy
#19 - sidathon (01/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I ******* love green lightsabres
User avatar #32 to #19 - frutus (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm glad it says green, incase someone didn't know.
#16 - SylverSlayer (01/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
but having a double-sided red lightsaber and knowing how to use it would be worth it for the awesome
#48 - lulzdealer (01/26/2014) [-]
So...The Jedi Academy? 						****					 						******					 that's not even a downside.
So...The Jedi Academy? **** ****** that's not even a downside.
#27 - candymankill (01/26/2014) [-]
seriously having a lightsaber is one thing, but then Learning to become a jedi. Why is this even a debatable question
seriously having a lightsaber is one thing, but then Learning to become a jedi. Why is this even a debatable question
#43 - Kplus (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The first thing every one would do if they got a lightsaber, apart from accidental dismemberment
User avatar #120 - mrgoodlove (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This sounds like a win win situation. I don't want to cut my dick off the moment I get my awesome blue lightsaber
#141 - mooproxy (01/26/2014) [-]
Also known as a physics degree.
#36 - poontanglife (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is so stupid my head hurts.
Im getting a lightsaber, and the downside would be that im also getting to learn to use it? **** me... that sounds just awful.
User avatar #38 to #36 - wacemindu ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
didn't say what the training course is... what if it's a 4 year training course in nail styling and an exam in astrophysics.
#173 - zomaru ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (32 replies)
The lightsaber was handled elegantly by Jedi and Sith because of the fact that they tuned the Crystal to themselves with the force (A highly time consuming task that had to be done perfectly) so when they used the saber they weren't fighting with weapons, they were using extensions of their own body.
There are very few records of non-force users successfully using a blade tuned for someone else, because even if someone trained for 10+ years every day they would still just be using a weapon.

And when were talking about a solidified plasma blade that can cut through almost anything as if there was nothing there, a single mistake can take off any part of your body.
#175 to #173 - crimsonsunshine (01/26/2014) [-]
Except General Grievous isn't a Jedi and wields 4 of them in varying colors.
User avatar #144 - flowerpotofdeath (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
depends
will the teacher be Samuel Jackson?
#106 - varric (01/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #85 - squiresparkle (01/26/2014) [-]
Like I'd want a lightsabre WITHOUT prior training
User avatar #152 - masdercheef (01/26/2014) [-]
Well, if you don't have training for a weapon like a lightsaber, you're probably going to end up killing yourself with it anyway. I'd totally press it.
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (01/26/2014) [-]
YES
YES
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