Who would you choose?. I would choose Samus. Sorry, Chief. ONE WILL PROTECT YOU. THE OTHER EIGHT mu. TRY To KILL You CHOOS WISELY... scorpion megaman Chief. Chief is the best bet, but I'd rather he look like this.
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Who would you choose?

I would choose Samus. Sorry, Chief

ONE WILL PROTECT YOU.
THE OTHER EIGHT mu. TRY To KILL You
CHOOS WISELY...
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Submitted: 07/28/2014
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**anonymous rolls 0** only one way to decide...
#3 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I guess this thing will have to protect me then
#21 - dargent (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Chief is the best bet, but I'd rather he look like this.
#37 - matakeshi (07/28/2014) [-]
"Gordan"
User avatar #7 - ashedust (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'll take the one who can swim.

The rest will just drown while we go swimming.
#164 - mathmanchris (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Choose Samus, bang her, get killed, doesn't matter, had sex.
Sounds awful but I think she's really hot.
#128 - Tyranitar (07/28/2014) [-]
Pick Megaman
Select your new enemies one at a time
Traverse through their worlds
Kill them
Obtain one of their powers
Use it to kill the next one
Use your robot buddy with the powers of the 8 other heroes to conquer the world.
#140 - gregoriez (07/28/2014) [-]
>Gordan
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Unbeatable

while everyone else is preparing for the fight, Link is fishing

Why? because the mother ****** can just play the ocarina and BAM three days into the past, time for more fishing mother ******* .
User avatar #96 - pwnagraphy (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Scorpion can't die, only get's knocked down
Teleports
Can bring his attacker to hell and just peace out
Can light organics on fire
Can unnerve everyone else by being a skeleton and rattling
He has tanked so many shots before it's ridiculous
Fire
Holy **** there so much fire
It ******* burns why is there so much fire

Also MegaMan can be beaten by turning off a Gameboy, so he's out by default
#9 - theprogramer (07/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#116 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
They all have a terrible record when it comes to protecting things. Sure, they'll survive, but whatever it is they care about tends to die or get kidnapped to provide them with angst. I'm safer on my own.
#233 - letmetouchyourboob (07/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
really the only logical chose would be cheif or samus. both have access to futuristic tech , extensive millatery training and years of experience. i mean Gordon is good, but his tech is old school, and his amour pales in comparison to the others. and everyone else is melee ranged. meaing if they try to come at you, a single shot would take them out.

now the question would be, which one of the two would you want. and this is where i find it's depends one on factor. Cortana. if chief has here. than hands down he wins. as she could fairly easily hack into Samus suit and cause all sorts of issues while Chief fights her. if Cortana is taken out of the equation. then Samus more powerful and varied tech beats out Chief.
but seeing as Cortana goes pretty much everywhere with John well, at least she used to. R.I.P. sexy blue hologram lady . my moneys on the spartan.

also, why is everyone here thinking Samus would **** you? she's a intergalactic bounty hunter. we all fall WAY below her standers.
#143 - tmanboy (07/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Guys, let's be honest, we would all pick master chief. HERE'S WHY: It's not because he would be fighting with you, everyone up there is a good option, it's because if you don't pick him... HE WOULD BE FIGHTING AGAINST YOU. You'd be ****** , so ******* ******
#69 - tyuip (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Link to protect, Cloud to try and kill.

Death Battle confirmed Link would win so I'm safe.
#85 to #69 - gwlk (07/28/2014) [-]
No...the other eight will try and kill you. You don't get to pick one.
User avatar #10 - barryisme (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Definitely Master Chief for protection
#227 - pearsarws (07/29/2014) [-]
I would pick Samus no real reason
#205 - Ranzel (07/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'll take Samus, that bitch can run through molten lava and come out fine.
#127 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Master chief is too smart for all of them, the games don't give him the tactical credit he deserves
User avatar #6 - deescalation ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I think Master Chief would be able to gun them down at range. Not saying Halo is the best game out of these, but I think he'd get the job done
User avatar #197 - Corvale (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Mega Man, everytime he kills one of them, he snatches their powers.
User avatar #234 to #199 - lacypushupbra (07/29/2014) [-]
Just have him torrent other powers.
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