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#6 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (12/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what if the dogs are nice puppies and you are stereo typing?
User avatar #8 to #7 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
what if all three are peaceful and have a lovely day at the dog park?
#50 - trystanvierra (12/04/2013) [-]
Fixed
#31 - newall (12/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
people often forget that we are at the top of the food chain for a reason. Pitbulls CAN (not always, requires deliberate training, NOT nature.) be very aggressive. BUT, they are not the strongest dog. a human physically fighting for it's life, one, for example, as strong, and physically imposing, as Jason Statham, would probably win.

We have opposable thumbs. A single human of that size would EASILY overpower a single pitbull. two may be a challenge, but an Adrenal response has the very real possibility to cause a massive surge of strength, and, the ability to ignore incredible wounds.

My money is on the Male human.
#3 - ZeGerman (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dags.
#2 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Human. They're my favorite combat oriented species.
User avatar #60 - commontroll ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Depends, is the human allowed to use simply tools? If so, most definitely the human. And if not, then if the human is trained in anything involving grappling, as soon as he incapacitates the first dog, he has definitely won.

Another thing is environment. An empty room with nowhere to climb or hide? That will be more difficult. However, it's not about having no bias. Humans succeed because our strength is situational awareness. Not to mention, a dog's most dangerous point is their head. They attack you and they're also putting their most vulnerable parts right at you.

In summary, if it was an empty field (room would be an advantage due to being able to jump off the wall to quickly change directions or jump onto one of the dogs) the human would be wounded severely, but would beat the dogs.

If the human was allowed to use simple tools (rocks, branches as clubs, possibly a knife or spear) then human hands down. Minor cuts and scrapes probable, completely unwounded possible.

If the human was not allowed simple tools, but was in a forest, or area with different elevations and hiding spots, again, human.

We're very very strong creatures. We just don't know our potential. And we're talking a human in prime condition, the cream of the crop. That means they can keep their cool. It also means they know how to fight smart. Our biggest strength isn't our muscles, it's the way our body works, and our brains. We can easily suppress animals with our bare hands without killing them, or kill them if we choose. We can grab them, choke them, break their legs, gouge their eyes, whatever, all while having our vital organs, neck, and brain at arms-length. Dogs cannot do this.

I've wrestled a pit bull before, it started as playing and then it began to panic and really tried to get out of my grip and it couldn't. There's a reason humans are the ones dogs follow, and not the other way around.

TL;DR: Humanity, **** yeah.
#5 - croc ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Depends, is the human horny?
User avatar #52 - formerlvtwoeight (12/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get why people are so scared of dogs. Honestly, you're bigger than them and you can just kick them off of you. You have a good 100-200 pound advantage on them (Depending on your weight) and you can easily curb stomp a dog if it bites your leg or something.

Not that anyone would ever want to hurt a dog though. I ******* love dogs.
#54 to #52 - hxcwaywardson (12/04/2013) [-]
my buddy's dog has a good 50 pounds on me. he's such a pushover though, love that great dane to death
User avatar #70 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (12/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The human simply because he knows the animal's weak spots
Neck, eyes, belly etc.
You'd be surprise how many salves survived bare hand combat against animals in the coliseum. About 3 that we know of.
#77 to #70 - marcher (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes, those salves were quite resourceful weren't they
User avatar #59 - guffspeak (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wtf is this **** .
We have established that humans are ******* monsters from the abyss. Set some conditions that would actually be a challenge. Like:

Who: Single naked Human vs Shark
Where: 15 ft of water over a reef
When: After the Human jumps overboard because he was caught banging the captain's wife.

OR

Who: Single Human vs Polar bear
Where: Arctic Circle
When: After kicking the shark's ass, the human swims to the arctic circle to nutstomp a bear because he wants white undies.

We are the Terminator's of Earth, Do not **** with us.
or we will make undies out of your fur.
User avatar #56 - shroomftw (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, that's just a stereotype. They're not all aggressive killers and fighters, some are actually quite nice. I own one and he's never attacked anyone and serves me loyally. Yes, not all humans are dangerous killers like they're made out to be.
User avatar #43 - nurucio (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Depends on who raised the dogs. If the dogs were raised well, then the human would win (unless the human attacked the dogs' owners, because pit bulls are insanely loyal and will do anything for their mommies and daddies)
User avatar #35 - ssjkirby ONLINE (12/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Once pitbull gets that lockjaw it's game over.

Source: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152890951
User avatar #51 to #35 - lyiat (12/04/2013) [-]
... Ugh....

www.aspca.org/pet-care/virtual-pet-behaviorist/dog-behavior/truth-about-pit-bulls

"“Pit bulls have locking jaws!” This is patently false."
User avatar #26 - somenerd (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The dogs would win unless the man used his greatest weapon. His rifle is the only thing he needs mind you.
User avatar #21 - arsyro (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 99% sure that Jason Statham can defeat anything that challenges him
User avatar #74 - tonytails (12/04/2013) [-]
dogs. by far.
numbers, man. the guy might be able to hold his own against one, but two is a bit too much to handle.
User avatar #46 - poetsofthefall (12/04/2013) [-]
Those pitbulls have been fed a diet of steroid dog food. The average pitbull evenif it's been trained and exercised, isn't that big.
User avatar #20 - ironsliver (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't see the reason they would fight. Naturally intimidating, they are just dogs. Pit bulls are actually some of the most loving and friendly dogs in the planet. Kinda like chubby versions of the Irish wolf hound. I have dealt with many of their kind and if the human doesn't freak out they are more than likely just going to run up to you and just figure out what you are doing there.
User avatar #44 to #20 - Omegashenron (12/04/2013) [-]
Alright this isn't about whether or not the pitbulls would attack someone. Seriously whats with the internet and defending pitbulls aggressiveness?

It's about a scenario, like pitting darth vader against batman or something. No reason for them to gith either and both are ficitional. OR say both the human and dogs were just trained physically to be strong and then thrown into a room together.
User avatar #19 - aahrg (12/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
assuming they both have basic combat skills and there aren't any weapons or environmental advantages, the dogs would win at least 80% of the time.

even if the human gets lucky with a kick to the ribs of one dog, once a pitbull latches on to you, you're basically ****** , especially if there's another one to back him up, even if his backup is wounded.
User avatar #22 to #19 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
One good kick is enough to take out any dog. Except a Caucasian Ovcharka. Those ******* are like bears in dog form.
#13 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The sad fact is a decent kick could put a dog out of the fight .
User avatar #41 to #16 - mutzaki (12/04/2013) [-]
They also have naturally smaller and thinner bones than we, and less flexibility. If they bite down on your arm or leg, you might go into shock and freeze up, but if you're prepared for it, you will continuously pummel at them until they break. You can also dig your fingers in their eyes or yank their tail really hard. The size difference simply outweighs the whole "dogs would win because" thing people throw out.
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