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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - solarisofcelestia
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Then I can expect you to never harass a man for the size of his dick, right?
User avatar #124 to #4 - madzino
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(06/21/2014) [-]
So who's small now ?
#118 to #4 - ausamo
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(06/21/2014) [-]
the thirst in these comments is disturbing
User avatar #9 to #4 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/21/2014) [-]
No, I wouldn't harass a man for his size because it's something he can't help.
Gender aside here, harassing anyone for any reason, let alone something they cannot control is ******* rude. So, no I wouldn't do it.
#10 to #9 - solarisofcelestia
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
#48 to #9 - venomousvalentine
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Well said.   
   
Your username is inaccurate.
Well said.

Your username is inaccurate.
#272 to #48 - badadvice [OP]
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Lol, I love the irony...    
   
So yeah - I'll drink to that.
Lol, I love the irony...

So yeah - I'll drink to that.
User avatar #274 to #272 - venomousvalentine
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(06/22/2014) [-]
Irony?
#98 to #48 - anon id: 936ae209
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(06/21/2014) [-]
So the username is bad advice?

Oh dear we've created a paradox
User avatar #122 to #98 - zarcos
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(06/21/2014) [-]
it would only be a paradox if we assume badadvice doesn't lie and then said "I never give bad advice"
User avatar #29 to #9 - thelizardlord
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Does that mean I cannot insult people because they're racist assholes?
#59 to #29 - endospore
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Free speech works both ways, buddy. Just because you don't like what he's saying doesn't mean he has any less right to say it.
#75 to #59 - popnotes
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Hate speech does not equal free speech.

Don't be stupid.
User avatar #78 to #75 - kaisakuenkou
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(06/21/2014) [-]
It does, unfortunately.
#211 to #75 - anon id: 3f932656
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Speech that other people already like isn't the kind the Founding Fathers wanted to protect.
#212 to #59 - rabidaardvark
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(06/21/2014) [-]
he has the right to say it, but not the right to have what he says be right.
User avatar #273 to #29 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
I'm by no means telling you what you can and cannot do - I'm only sharing my opinion. However, when coming into contact with racist assholes it's best just to decide right then and there if you want to face them head on (and argue for a while) or just back away slow.

If you decide to stand up for yourself or someone else, understand one thing: you cannot change someone else. Most racist *********** were raised that way by their ********** parents - thus leaving them to be condition to believe the way they do to be right (even when it's not). So, arguing with them really won't do you any good if your goal is to change their opinion on racism. That takes time, experience, and their own willingness to change. What you can do, is stand up for yourself or someone else. say what you need to say (respectfully of course - don't sink to their level) and move on.

User avatar #278 to #273 - thelizardlord
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(06/22/2014) [-]
I sad now
#187 to #29 - anon id: 511ffa44
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(06/21/2014) [-]
That's something they CAN control, so go ahead and insult away!
#174 to #9 - deckbox
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Badadvice giving good advice? girl on the internet?
Badadvice giving good advice? girl on the internet?
#162 to #9 - firesky
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User avatar #140 to #9 - iraniie
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(06/21/2014) [-]
You are the Frank of FJ
#261 to #9 - apolloeighteen
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(06/22/2014) [-]
Your username says bad advice but you give good advice :/ Is your username bad advice for your real personality which gives logically sound, appreciable, fair, good advice?
User avatar #267 to #261 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
Lol, I really love irony. And thank you for the compliment.
User avatar #257 to #9 - hydraetis
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(06/21/2014) [-]
But....

That was actually good advice.
User avatar #246 to #9 - frostylasers
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(06/21/2014) [-]
This is obviously bad advice
#221 to #9 - akikislam
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Is it rude to harass pedophiles then?
Is it rude to harass pedophiles then?
User avatar #213 to #9 - elcreepo
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Your name and your comment are conflicting
#268 to #213 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
****! You're right! Um...    
THE BEST THING TO DO TO CHECK AND SEE IF THE BEAR IS SLEEPING IS TO POKE IT WITH A STICK!    
   
...Whew, almost lost ma- street cred.
****! You're right! Um...
THE BEST THING TO DO TO CHECK AND SEE IF THE BEAR IS SLEEPING IS TO POKE IT WITH A STICK!

...Whew, almost lost ma- street cred.
User avatar #202 to #9 - wtfareu
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Ironically thats good advice
#126 to #9 - pianoz
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I like the response but your username gives me second thoughts
User avatar #121 to #9 - zarcos
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Harassing people for stuff they can control is actually a good way to change unwanted behavior.
User avatar #269 to #121 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
There are better ways than harassment though. Harassment gives makes the person a victim because what you are basically suggesting is that you do not respect them. Although, using something like constructive criticism would help them evolve while simultaneously saying that you respect them.
User avatar #279 to #269 - zarcos
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Except that requires a lot more effort than punishing them by berating them.
#120 to #9 - jonball
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(06/21/2014) [-]
You nearly got me there badadvice
#270 to #120 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know what you're talking about... or do I?
I don't know what you're talking about... or do I?
#281 to #270 - jonball
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You certainly might know what i'm talking about.
You certainly might know what i'm talking about.
#107 to #9 - JHDog
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(06/21/2014) [-]
too bad there's not many chicks like you out there.
User avatar #103 to #9 - donkeyfetus
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(06/21/2014) [-]
have you got someone from that film Prometheus or something in ur profile picture
User avatar #81 to #9 - ieatbengay
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(06/21/2014) [-]
so you're patickstump?
User avatar #79 to #9 - titsandgtfo
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(06/21/2014) [-]
your username betrays you
#73 to #9 - Toshiro
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(06/21/2014) [-]
That is a glorious font colour.
That is a glorious font colour.
#271 to #73 - badadvice [OP]
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Why, thank you! I picked it out myself.    
   
>>   
<<   
^_^
Why, thank you! I picked it out myself.

>>
<
<
^_^
#72 to #9 - armanamra
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(06/21/2014) [-]
pffft. that's some_ badadvice_ for ya. as expected of badadvice senpai.
User avatar #71 to #9 - Reeon
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Thats some good advice there badadvice
User avatar #30 to #9 - worldatarms
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Sounds like some Bad advice,
User avatar #24 to #9 - zerpderp
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(06/21/2014) [-]
your username is badadvice yet this is goodadvice
i need more drink
#275 to #24 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/22/2014) [-]
Just tell me when to stop pouring buddy.
Just tell me when to stop pouring buddy.
User avatar #283 to #275 - zerpderp
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(06/24/2014) [-]
stop me when you feel i've had enough then give me bottle and join in
User avatar #284 to #283 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/24/2014) [-]
****, I'll drink to that!
#285 to #284 - zerpderp
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(06/24/2014) [-]
oh boy here we go
oh boy here we go
#286 to #285 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/24/2014) [-]
You better keep up!
You better keep up!
#287 to #286 - zerpderp
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(06/24/2014) [-]
strange swore i had this in gif form
#22 to #9 - dorberg
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Far Cry 3 Intro Movie (PS3) HD Skip to 1:37 and this is my message to you op.
User avatar #37 to #22 - swagloon
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User avatar #276 to #22 - badadvice [OP]
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Omg, I had no clue where this was going at first....

...but ******* brilliant! Lmao!
User avatar #280 to #9 - pickstar
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(06/22/2014) [-]
If a chick cares so much about the size of my dick that it causes actual issues I wouldn't want to date her because she cares about sex too much. Also my dick is tiny
User avatar #155 to #9 - skittlesinexcess
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(06/21/2014) [-]
what if I harass some one for being a neo-natz?
#111 to #9 - anon id: 3fc1ee48
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(06/21/2014) [-]
But he can help it, get some penis enlarging pills yo.
#190 to #111 - anon id: 511ffa44
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Except that none of those actually work. Most of them are just viagra with the serial numbers filed off (which induces erections, thus giving the illusion of larger size, but only temporarily)
#91 to #9 - anon id: 846f768b
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Very approved. Yes.
Very approved. Yes.
#70 to #9 - anon id: 98e04873
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(06/21/2014) [-]
You're welcome to harass my dick anytime you want
#52 to #9 - anon id: a6d3ef8d
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I dont understand people that harrass other man because of penis size
other people do? I mean, you got to be pretty stupid but I dont know if there are actual people that bullies with that lol
#35 to #9 - anon id: 1e9d2059
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I mean... Someone's gotta say it...

Not ALL women, right?
#60 to #9 - thatweirdone
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User avatar #1 - huntronicles
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the only people i know that shame girls about their breast sizes are other girls

User avatar #112 to #1 - teasquid
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I've actually been insulted plenty of times from mainly guys, but that's just my experience. I've only had 1 girl make fun of my breasts, and well, she's a bitch.
User avatar #13 to #1 - cupcakescankill
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(06/21/2014) [-]
guys like em no matter what the size
User avatar #2 to #1 - badadvice [OP]
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(06/21/2014) [-]
That's the most common. I've heard a few guys do it in high school but girls are super freaking cruel to other girls.
#3 to #2 - Orc
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**Orc rolled image** Very few guys do that. Very few.  VERY FEW
**Orc rolled image** Very few guys do that. Very few. VERY FEW
User avatar #5 to #3 - badadvice [OP]
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Maybe in your neck of the woods, but in my small town full of rednecks it's done a whole lot.
#6 to #5 - Orc
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Where the hell do you live then?
User avatar #8 to #6 - badadvice [OP]
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The south.
#43 to #8 - hasinvadedyou
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you're from the south? i'm from the south! we should get married.
you're from the south? i'm from the south! we should get married.
User avatar #252 to #8 - cabbagemayhem
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(06/21/2014) [-]
I hope you move north so you realize there are assholes everywhere, and stop generalizing your neighbors.
User avatar #106 to #8 - fukinitech
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(06/21/2014) [-]
i live in south
User avatar #33 to #8 - sladee
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(06/21/2014) [-]
You probably live in the South's south
#277 to #33 - Orc
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I checked her profile. It says she lives in Florida. I've lived in Alabama my whole life, and, in my 12 years of existence, I have never met anyone who does that.
#11 to #8 - Orc
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So do I. I still haven't met any of the people you're talking about.
User avatar #258 to #2 - hydraetis
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Guys will make fun of girls for being flat, but they usually only do it with each other.
User avatar #15 - bdawg
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(06/21/2014) [-]
A famous saying from a fellow funnyjunker known as infinitereaper said it perfectly.

"I'm a fan of any and all breast sizes;I have long since ascended beyond the planes of perversion.
Big ones have their own allure, being soft, plushy and pleasurable, medium ones are aesthetically pleasing and balanced, carrying good points from both measures, and small ones are the best of all to fondle, hold, and tease.

I'm no pervert...
I'm a super pervert

Join me brother! And together we will begin the age of breasts!"
User avatar #58 to #15 - danster
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Sounds like something out of an anime.
User avatar #115 to #58 - chimpaflimp
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Your text colour is evil.
#16 to #15 - infinitereaper
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User avatar #256 to #16 - alucord
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I love you even more now man
#18 - infinitereaper
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big, small, average, flat, three
i love them all
User avatar #147 to #18 - trowlernotparas
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>flat
I have some surprising news regarding your sexuality
#180 to #18 - rdobet
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User avatar #90 to #18 - tomahawkkit
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what about one giant super boob
#123 to #90 - demfeels
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**demfeels rolls 15** Hahahaha oh jesus, and I thought "three" was good...
#23 - charagrin
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I like em all, assuming they are attached to a human female.  Or a convincing trannie, don't judge me.
I like em all, assuming they are attached to a human female. Or a convincing trannie, don't judge me.
User avatar #41 to #23 - dbBlues
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No judging here. Only love of breasts.
#47 to #23 - codyxvasco
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"Ballistics"
#53 - imnotkickthecat
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I once asked our anime board if flat is justice. Overwhelmingly they said ya.
I once asked our anime board if flat is justice. Overwhelmingly they said ya.
#83 to #53 - zaperzero
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"You should be flat, flat is better than big." Is still size shamming. I have a friend who shames me on the size of my balls, as they're about twice his size, and say that they look disgusting to him. Socially seen as positive doesn't mean you're free from ridicule.

Tits of all sizes are glorious~
#101 to #83 - gummybearwarrior
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You and your friends compare ball sizes?
das gay
User avatar #192 to #101 - imnotkickthecat
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What if they say no homo first.
#210 to #192 - gummybearwarrior
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then this man is withholding vital data about story from us
User avatar #225 to #101 - zaperzero
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Balls never touched, therefore not gay.
We did have sex though, so that was pretty gay.
We did say no homo first though, so it wasn't gay.
#232 to #225 - gummybearwarrior
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As long as you said no homo your good
#234 to #232 - zaperzero
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But what if he enjoys My Little Pony?
But what if he enjoys My Little Pony?
#237 to #234 - gummybearwarrior
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Then you still gay as hell
Then you still gay as hell
#240 to #237 - zaperzero
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kk
User avatar #239 to #234 - zarcos
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I'm pretty sure that means he's 2gay.
#243 to #239 - zaperzero
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yeh
#262 to #239 - apolloeighteen
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dont insult homosexuals like that.....
User avatar #226 to #83 - zarcos
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fag
User avatar #227 to #226 - zaperzero
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Fair enough.
User avatar #228 to #227 - zarcos
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As long as you admit it we can get along.
User avatar #231 to #228 - zaperzero
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I do have a thing for having sexual relations with my fellow males (one male in particular) so therefore I admit that I am a homosexual. I am actually pansexual, so I put my dick in women too....or I would if I had gf. :'(
User avatar #236 to #231 - zarcos
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You're bisexual, pansexual means something else....pretty sure it includes animals, plants and inanimate objects...otherwise the words are redundant.
User avatar #238 to #236 - zaperzero
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As I was informed bisexual is preference for manly men and girly girl, while pansexual is more wide of a description. I've also heard bisexual is you'll put your dick in any human while pansexual means you have to love the person first. I'm pan either way, though I'm aroused at the drop of a hat.
User avatar #242 to #238 - zarcos
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No, they both only refer to sexual attraction, and upon further research I've found them to be largely redundant terms for bisexuality.
#244 to #242 - zaperzero
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Then I am bisexual, though I will refer to myself as pan still, because pans are ******* hot.   
 Unrelated Artorias
Then I am bisexual, though I will refer to myself as pan still, because pans are ******* hot.
Unrelated Artorias
#203 to #53 - chiopet
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you asked it like 2 days ago. tuturu
User avatar #207 to #203 - imnotkickthecat
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Iv asked many times.
#74 - xfrankie
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#55 - aslypancake
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this entire comment section
this entire comment section
#62 to #55 - vinylshark
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Sauce?
Sauce?
#69 to #62 - aslypancake
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League of Charms by Shadbase
#183 to #69 - hellol
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Acshckually, it's by twistedgrim
User avatar #19 - rhetoricalfunny
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My only gripe is fake tits. I just.... gross.

I mean, it wouldn't be such an issue if having big boobs weren't such an issue, which it shouldn't be. Boobs are all great, regardless of size. But fake ones are like spitting in the face of a god given gift.
User avatar #21 to #19 - gammajk
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Agreed
If any girls read this, please don't get fake tits. They suck. Small natural tits > big fake ones, any ******* day.
User avatar #49 to #21 - legendaryhero
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What about small fake ones?
User avatar #65 to #49 - mortolife
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As in, getting them reduced?
User avatar #66 to #65 - legendaryhero
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yup
User avatar #67 to #66 - mortolife
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Hmm. That one's a real head scratcher. I've never seen these so I probably shouldn't say anything about them.
User avatar #84 to #67 - LTB
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In some cases, reduction is apart of an actual health risk as well. As in Super Bad when they joked she had back problems cause of her large boobs, that can be true in cases and reduction is needed to be healthy. They normally look fine afterwards as well, you wouldn't be able to tell whether or not they've been altered, because no tissue has been added.
User avatar #85 to #84 - mortolife
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If that's the case, then I guess there's nothing wrong with them. I mean, there isn't anything artificial being added right?
User avatar #86 to #85 - LTB
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Nope, the surgery is after all based on removing tissue, not adding. So they take away enough 'fat' to alleviate the health issue and then close it up, leaving it to heal. Or take away more, if perhaps the person wanted a smaller chest than needed
User avatar #87 to #86 - mortolife
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Seems fine to me then. I guess technically they couldn't be ¨fake¨ because it's all still natural.
User avatar #88 to #87 - LTB
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Exactly, it's what the were born with, just ya know, less of it.
#113 - xsap
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(06/21/2014) [-]
welcome to tmblr, where you can't say anything to anyone because everything and anything is offensive.