Who needs catapults.... when you've got bigass dudes weilding longbows greater than Odysseus's... This is how I feel when I watch porn Like how the do you shoot that far Who needs catapults when you've got bigass dudes weilding longbows greater than Odysseus's This is how I feel watch porn Like the do you shoot that far
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - shadowtails
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This is how I feel when I watch porn

Like ***** how the **** do you shoot that far
#21 to #4 - anon id: 4dc756d4
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The techniques are very bad for the prostate..building up an insane amount of pressure..more than what is healthy..and offcourse pelvisbowl workouts..it's all in the hips and buttcheeks.
User avatar #26 to #4 - tonkkax
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You might not realize this, but porn is much smaller than you think it is. The whole idea is to use camera angles to make everything seem big.
#36 to #4 - anon id: aac186b6
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relax your legs before ejaculatin' and dont build up that pressure like the other anon said.
User avatar #50 to #36 - tesarrior
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this is actually true
#52 to #4 - anon id: 352339f5
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two words: salene injection

you can blast your load that far if you inject enough special sauce into your piping right before you bang.
#66 to #4 - baitdoesnttalkback
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and working out the kegal muscles you pleb
User avatar #67 to #66 - shadowtails
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what's a kegal muscle?
#69 to #67 - baitdoesnttalkback
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you do kegal exercises to strengthen that muscle between your legs under your balls back to the anus. also if you strengthen it it improves stamina and control
User avatar #70 to #69 - shadowtails
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so basically I have to **** alot
#73 to #70 - baitdoesnttalkback
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no that doesn't do anything but take care of your emotional insecurites not your physical
#68 to #4 - weeez
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kegels and bananas

just kidding
#65 to #4 - baitdoesnttalkback
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by not jerking it 5 times a day
#1 - khorneation
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We need to photoshop a thumb on that. I only wish i had the ability
#20 to #1 - theroflcer
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#2 to #1 - dashgamer [OP]
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The only ability required is being able to type in a google search and read...
And I still don't have that ability.
#11 to #1 - bocatadesesos
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User avatar #22 to #11 - thisiskevinhanian
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that's awesome, but shouldn't the red thumb be upside down?
#23 to #22 - bocatadesesos
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you...are right
you...are right
User avatar #24 to #23 - thisiskevinhanian
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its still an awesome gif
User avatar #17 to #11 - ilaughyouwin
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You delivered it like a boss.
User avatar #59 to #11 - SirMartin
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you had the junk thumb wrong way tho
#19 to #11 - theroflcer
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User avatar #46 to #11 - ohemgeezus
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Can you do it so the wildlings arrow is OC, the Giants arrow is repost and the top of the wall is frontpage?
#54 to #46 - bocatadesesos
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#55 to #54 - ohemgeezus
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My goodness you're awesome
My goodness you're awesome
User avatar #85 to #54 - jokerjack
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Holy ****. This one is even better
#16 - DremoraValkynaz
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#72 to #16 - shanets
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My butt clenched seeing that, how can any be so evil?
User avatar #76 to #72 - DremoraValkynaz
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Not the sauce, but something similar. God save the queen
#86 to #16 - lieutenantderp
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GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
#44 - lmaopwnt
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He's got nothing on Gough.
User avatar #60 to #44 - bluenapalm
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nobody has anything on gough, they made him too badass by making him blind.
User avatar #91 to #60 - bossguycumsplash
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But he wasn't blind. He was just too stupid to take his helmet off
#84 to #60 - anon id: 75d37f8f
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***** they blinded him because he needed a reason not to have kicked khalameet and manus out
#89 to #84 - anon id: 797a2b41
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Hes not even blind. He just has sap on his helmet and can't conjure up a **** to take it off.
#34 - gustaviaable
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User avatar #8 - shadew
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Hawkeye Gough shoots down Kalameet
User avatar #9 to #8 - eiaisqzbsesb
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"Sit down son, let me show you how a true giant shoots"
User avatar #10 to #8 - eiaisqzbsesb
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Oh, and for you uninformed fagets, Gough is blind.
#6 - ponchovia
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<== the last thought through that guy's mind
User avatar #75 to #6 - RealStrangeSteve
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Mutha ****** FERNGULLY!
User avatar #18 to #6 - razerdude
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an arrow?
User avatar #42 to #18 - ponchovia
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no that went through his chest as he **** his pants
User avatar #25 - schmuxy
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You know, I think this is the first fantasy setting I've ever seen with Giant Archers
#74 to #25 - baitdoesnttalkback
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only because bows are so popular right now with hunger games and avengers and ****
#71 to #25 - anon id: 86716a79
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Warhammer Fantasy -
Ushabti with Great Bows
User avatar #80 to #25 - nustix
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Darksouls, One piece (they use guns but I think they would use bows aswell).
User avatar #27 to #25 - coldfear
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That's exactly what I though when I was watching the episode. Out of all the fantasy stuff I've watched or played I don't think I've ever seen a Giant have a bow. It's so awesome, I can't believe it doesn't happen more.
User avatar #57 to #27 - schneidend
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In the Redwall series, a fantasy series about anthropomorphic animals, badgers are some of the biggest bastards in the universe, and they use bows like the giant in this gif does. Check it out.
#32 - anon id: 34a72ee0
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That battle was so badass! But they didn't know that the mountain dies from poison because oberyn laced his spear with poison. But the theory is that the mountain is brought back to life, not confirmed yet. Enjoy the last episode faggots.
User avatar #47 to #32 - ohemgeezus
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Nice minor spoiler you got there
User avatar #88 to #47 - Greevon
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Honestly, I had assumed he died of mortal wounding what with getting all hacked up and slashed in the gut. I thought killing Oberyn was just one last "**** you."
User avatar #94 to #88 - ohemgeezus
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Well his name is Viper and the show made it show that he's knowledgeable about the arts of poison, but it's understandable not realizing he poisoned his spear. I meant it's a minor spoiler because Mountain is faaaar from a major spoiler.
User avatar #82 to #32 - mattmuch
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Pick a better spoiler jeez.








cleganebowl, get hyped
#35 to #32 - crotchlesshotpants
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#33 - widar
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Seems like they added a bunch of stuff that wasn't in the book - then again, maybe I've just forgotten.
#53 to #33 - anon id: 26495b0b
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Neither Grenn nor Pyp die, at least not by the end of book 5. So that's awkward...
#45 to #33 - eminesser
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neither the arrow shooting giants nor the icewall sliding scythe was in the books, yet I personally thorougly loved both additions in the TV-series
#61 to #45 - widar
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That scythe is cool and all, but it seems so...not useful. I mean, it's huge and was probably expensive and they killed like three guys with it.
User avatar #77 to #61 - theaveragejoe
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I don't know i was kind of glad the scythe was a thing because the I always wondered about the other defense mechanisms of the wall because it seemed like the watch couldn't do much from all the way up there
#81 to #77 - widar
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I dunno, seems to me a 200 foot wall is a pretty good defense since the enemy has to climb up. They can rain stones and arrows on them throughout the climb and they have huge trebuchets (which are in bad condition) that can launch boulders and burning barrels of oil or pitch at enemies. It seems quite formidable to the point where I don't even really know how the Wall is ever supposed to fall except because it's undermanned.
User avatar #83 to #81 - theaveragejoe
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Very true my whole thought was based on the undermanning of the wall. At its prime its doubtful much of anything could bypass the wall. What I didn't understand is why they didnt climb the wall somewhere unmanned and then attack the watch from atop the wall
User avatar #48 to #45 - ohemgeezus
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I think they added the chain as a "wink" to the chain that was in the battle of the blackwater that got cut out. Either way, awesome as hell
User avatar #87 to #48 - Greevon
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Haven't made it that far in the books yet, what's the chain in the battle of the blackwater?
User avatar #93 to #87 - ohemgeezus
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It's a big ass piece of chain they used to split up Stannis' navy so they can't retreat. Wasn't used like the chain at the wall but it was helpful for the using team