Who is Smarter of the Two?. . Interviewer: There are 500 bricks an a plane. You drop cine outside. How many are left? Applicant: That' s easy, 499 Interviewer:
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Who is Smarter of the Two?

Interviewer: There are 500
bricks an a plane. You drop cine outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That' s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant Into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant In.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer Into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer In.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It' s lion' s birthday, all the animals are there except cine,
why?
Applicant: Because the deer is In the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman crass a swamp filled with
Applicant: She Just messes it because the crocodiles are at the lion' s
birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. m the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err.... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: He! She was hit by the brick. You may leave new.
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Submitted: 10/19/2013
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User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (10/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I don't understand. This guy was obviously into trick (or simple) questions, he was in that mind-set, immediately got all of them right, and then suddenly on the last question he decides that she died from something NOT involved in the situation described? (Something that never happened in any other situation).
User avatar #10 - gammajk (10/20/2013) [-]
Is he applying for the position of "Biggest douche in the universe"?
#21 - 4chan refugee (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my immediate answer to the second question was:

1) kill it
2) chop it into pieces shaped so as to obtain optimal packing efficiency
3) put pieces into fridge

I don't think I would have got the job.
User avatar #41 - randomserb (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The swamp isn't bloody filled with crocodiles then, is it?
#20 - dontnukeme (10/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Huh, my friend asked me all these questions one time and I got ALL of them wrong (even the first one, thought it was too obvious) except for the last question. I was frustrated, so I just angrily said the brick landed on her because I remembered the first question was the only one that was unrelated to the rest.

Say what you want, but this is not me lying over the internet.
(even if you do call ******** , just refer to the left-hand picture)
#40 - pappathethird (10/20/2013) [-]
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#13 - slashendrix (10/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That is beyond stupid. If you opened the door of a plane, or at least an airline from what I picture it, and had 500 bricks and dropped simply one, I'm pretty sure the air pressure would be sending many more bricks out-the-side.
User avatar #15 to #13 - oceanmist ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Damn you and your logic. The rest of the joke was just so logically sound but you had to find the one thing wrong with it and spoil the whole thing.
#28 - kmichel ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I hate interviews like this. Forget about all the time you spent in university. Let's just test you on something totally irrelevant and base our decision on that.
#3 - 4chan refugee (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you open the door to drop a brick outside wouldn't everything start flying out, so there would be no bricks?
#38 - worried (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1.none because bricks dont have a left or right
2. no one didnt say the elephant wasnt a toy
3. open the fridge, contemplate existence, put the toy deer inside, close fridge
4. his father the lion is secretly batman and not the deer because deers dont exist in africa
5.using her speedboat
6. old ladies cant drive speedboats, are you crazyr?
User avatar #47 to #38 - bladebites (10/20/2013) [-]
The minute you said "nobody said it wasn't a toy", it was clear that you were trying too hard.
#9 - 4chan refugee (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My com science teacher starts of every class with a ****** joke and a couple days ago he did this one. I wonder if he saw the post or what
User avatar #4 - lightninghorse (10/20/2013) [-]
someone asked me these questions just this summer, i'd never heard of them before and it's strange to see them now
#49 - xXMAQXx (10/20/2013) [-]
no bricks


just an older version
User avatar #43 - MRfunnyFACE (10/20/2013) [-]
wait i don't get it lemme re read this po...
oh
#22 - danruaul (10/20/2013) [-]
this is excellent content
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User avatar #7 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
this **** is so old, last time this was reposted it was filled with troll faces, at least op removed them, still **** you reposting cunt.
#6 - rololo **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
the fact that the swamp was "filled with crocodiles" while the crocodiles were at the lion's birthday really irks me. Why? Was the lion's birthday at the swamp? Doesn't that mean that she would have to worry about lions, crocs, and various other animals?
#2 - igotthisguys (10/19/2013) [-]
**igotthisguys rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at free chuuni ** what
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