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#29 - flambenobunaga (10/15/2013) [-]
I just kept saying really psychotic **** like:
"Want me to hook your tits up to a car battery?"
"What say we come back to my place so I can rape you senseless before chopping your battered corpse into fish food and feed you to my piranha?"
"You like bathtubs filled with ice, baby?"
"After this dance, can I drill a hole in your forehead and fill your skull with Drano so you'll be my sex zombie?" (Jeffery Dahmer, look it up.)
"Do vice grips turn you on?"
"I got a brand new butcher's set of knives. Want me to take you back to my place and help me test 'em out."
"Those tits would look great stuffed and mounted on my wall."
"So would you."
"You like kinky **** , baby? How does me ripping your tibia out, sharpening it to a point, and impaling your head through your eye socket sound for kinky?"
(All actual quotes that I broadcasted to 15 other players over Xbox Live)
Once the meter got full, she got a huge boost on her 'like' meter... Not sure what that says about her.
User avatar #53 to #29 - rhinocerous **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
Not sure why Jeffrey Dahmer would be hitting up female strippers...
#43 to #29 - whyunofeellucky (10/15/2013) [-]
That she is a keeper?
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