Who are you talking to. . ital ME HIE: Itami. ' Hum. i bet rockstar is recording it and laughing their asses off over the conversations while they swim in their money
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ital ME HIE: Itami. ' Hum
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#3 - gunnay (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i bet rockstar is recording it and laughing their asses off over the conversations while they swim in their money
i bet rockstar is recording it and laughing their asses off over the conversations while they swim in their money
#2 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/15/2013) [+] (44 replies)
**sexyhimself rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Fuck yeah, catgirls ** MFW I´m fifteen and has banged atleast three stripper in GTA V
#5 to #2 - havockwzy ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
so... you got cancer?
so... you got cancer?
User avatar #7 - murika (10/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I like the feature. Though you can pretty much say anything into the mic, and it will go quicker. I robbed a store screaming the world penis over and over. I didn't know about the stripper thing. I think I'm going to try it out tonight and casually talk to her about the economy and see if that works.
#25 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"GTA Online asking a generation of fifteen year olds to flirt with virtual strippers through their headsets. "   
   
But that's wrong, they're asking 18+ year olds to to flirt with virtual strippers through their headsets.
"GTA Online asking a generation of fifteen year olds to flirt with virtual strippers through their headsets. "

But that's wrong, they're asking 18+ year olds to to flirt with virtual strippers through their headsets.
User avatar #26 - kingxddd (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hmm... I don't remember posting this content.
User avatar #31 to #26 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Good guy hacker. Hacks your account to post content and get you thumbs.
#29 - flambenobunaga (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just kept saying really psychotic **** like:
"Want me to hook your tits up to a car battery?"
"What say we come back to my place so I can rape you senseless before chopping your battered corpse into fish food and feed you to my piranha?"
"You like bathtubs filled with ice, baby?"
"After this dance, can I drill a hole in your forehead and fill your skull with Drano so you'll be my sex zombie?" (Jeffery Dahmer, look it up.)
"Do vice grips turn you on?"
"I got a brand new butcher's set of knives. Want me to take you back to my place and help me test 'em out."
"Those tits would look great stuffed and mounted on my wall."
"So would you."
"You like kinky **** , baby? How does me ripping your tibia out, sharpening it to a point, and impaling your head through your eye socket sound for kinky?"
(All actual quotes that I broadcasted to 15 other players over Xbox Live)
Once the meter got full, she got a huge boost on her 'like' meter... Not sure what that says about her.
#54 - brassydolphin (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #69 - IamEllis (10/15/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i did for ***** and giggles and said things like "swiigity swooty, Ima commin for dat booty!"
User avatar #8 - lnyanchl (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They just get aroused by me yelling "Waffle Cheese Cake".

Master of Romance.
#1 - trojandetected (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Back in my day ** Ahhhhh yeah baby i wanna make sexy time with you
#120 - themilkisdead (10/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
At least it's an improvement of GTA IV's strippers...
At least it's an improvement of GTA IV's strippers...
User avatar #15 - zonal (10/15/2013) [-]
Bitch please im 15 and a half
#86 - zenagirl (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Yeah baby I like your tits they look so good on you..makes me want to just suck them and bite them WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS UNTIL I DEVOUR YOUR ENTIRE SOUL "
"Yeah baby I like your tits they look so good on you..makes me want to just suck them and bite them WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS UNTIL I DEVOUR YOUR ENTIRE SOUL "
#16 - rollmania (10/15/2013) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random comment #6237848 posted by murrlogic at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** :
Are you watching Scat?
I would say this to the hooker.
#115 - donkeypoop (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Like I needed more girls to reject me.
Like I needed more girls to reject me.
#129 - cazabrow (10/16/2013) [-]
My stripper's like bar seemed to go up when I started talking about her life decisions and what her parents would think.

User avatar #44 - megusters ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
*ey bbygrl, i wan fuk u got big boobys* *fap fap fap*
#127 - quietquack (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How I flirt
User avatar #13 - ScottMJfan (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
*To whom are you talking?
User avatar #39 - CaptalnPlanet (10/15/2013) [-]
my friend on xbox live said "oh yeah girl let me pay for your kids tuition you caring whore!"
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