Whiteknighting compilation
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andrewtk (12/12/2015) [-] 
Are these even the same girl? Because the one on the left is hotter anyways, regardless of what they're wearing.
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talonhalfstar (12/13/2015) [-] I wouldn't wear full jeans in the summer though, if I was a chick.
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greyhoundfd (12/13/2015) [-] Also, I feel the need to point out that they both look underage by about 4 years, so neither is really supposed to be beautiful to a reasonable, mature adult.
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murphyslawtesties (12/12/2015) [-] admin pls
this is your, what, 12th time when you post something with relantionships and **** ?
Is this a cry for help? Do you need a strong mands dick to make you feel better?
Cause I can volunteer
this is your, what, 12th time when you post something with relantionships and **** ?
Is this a cry for help? Do you need a strong mands dick to make you feel better?
Cause I can volunteer
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nudybooty (12/12/2015) [-] I knew 2 "but I'm a nice guy". It's how I learned if someone ever tells you they're nice, run because what that means is they are the biggest douche you will ever meet.
It's story time mother ******* .
In my teens I had a not so great life. I slept in public parks or at friends houses a lot of times because my mom kicked me out and my dad was abusive. I was quite scraggly looking. My hair was short and always unwashed, always wore torn and baggy clothes. I was homeless, but at the same time I wasn't (chose the streets instead of living with my dad). I knew 2 guys who use to always say I looked like a practice girl, say I was better off on my own, I was going to end up a prostitute, ect and 1 of them loved to take what little money I had. His mom was ******* rich (she bought him a house and a car) so he didn't need money. But no one believed me because I was a trouble maker and he was a "good boy". They mocked me for not having a family, a home or a future. I was depressed and was into legal and drug trouble.
A few years later, I was fixing up my life fairly nicely. Was going back to school, had a job, my brother fixed a lot of family things so I could go back home, grew my hair out, and was (and still am) on the path to becoming a paramedic. Stopped talking to rich asshole. But then ran into the other ass. The second thing he said to me was "your tits got bigger" and then started telling me how Asians have the tightest pussy's ever (his words, not mine). Then he asked me out. I declined. Then he started ranting about the friend zone and how he's a nice guy. I felt bad for him. He genuinely thinks he's a nice person. He's a stereotypical brony, who talks about how great guns are, is slightly racist, over weight, has a neck beard, white knights girls after he insults them, and bitches about not getting any dates. He was serious when he said "but I'm a nice guy".
Never in my life have I ever wanted to laugh in a persons face so hard. I literally bit my tongue so I wouldn't say what he's really like. Took him 2 years of me ignoring him to figure out I want nothing to do with him. At least the rich ass got the hint right away.
It's story time mother ******* .
In my teens I had a not so great life. I slept in public parks or at friends houses a lot of times because my mom kicked me out and my dad was abusive. I was quite scraggly looking. My hair was short and always unwashed, always wore torn and baggy clothes. I was homeless, but at the same time I wasn't (chose the streets instead of living with my dad). I knew 2 guys who use to always say I looked like a practice girl, say I was better off on my own, I was going to end up a prostitute, ect and 1 of them loved to take what little money I had. His mom was ******* rich (she bought him a house and a car) so he didn't need money. But no one believed me because I was a trouble maker and he was a "good boy". They mocked me for not having a family, a home or a future. I was depressed and was into legal and drug trouble.
A few years later, I was fixing up my life fairly nicely. Was going back to school, had a job, my brother fixed a lot of family things so I could go back home, grew my hair out, and was (and still am) on the path to becoming a paramedic. Stopped talking to rich asshole. But then ran into the other ass. The second thing he said to me was "your tits got bigger" and then started telling me how Asians have the tightest pussy's ever (his words, not mine). Then he asked me out. I declined. Then he started ranting about the friend zone and how he's a nice guy. I felt bad for him. He genuinely thinks he's a nice person. He's a stereotypical brony, who talks about how great guns are, is slightly racist, over weight, has a neck beard, white knights girls after he insults them, and bitches about not getting any dates. He was serious when he said "but I'm a nice guy".
Never in my life have I ever wanted to laugh in a persons face so hard. I literally bit my tongue so I wouldn't say what he's really like. Took him 2 years of me ignoring him to figure out I want nothing to do with him. At least the rich ass got the hint right away.
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sphincterface (12/13/2015) [-] Yeeeeeeeeah so you pretty much described the average FJer with that second guy.
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emiyashirou ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] Bronies calling themselves nice guys in a nutshell. /Yeah+you+tell+yourself/funny-pictures/5765537/16#16
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goddamnwizard (12/13/2015) [-] It's become something of a trend to flood his Facebook posts with "Creamy meme, dude." I have no clue why, but I'll be damned if it doesn't give me a giggle
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Dropkicksxxx (12/13/2015) [-] I'm sure it's probably very simple I'm drunk so forgive please please bu y might you have a link to his fb... for reasons
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goddamnwizard (12/13/2015) [-] I run a fake account that I use to insult the **** out of people. Since I'm in the military I don't want to use my real account. Representing my branch and all that. If some whiny officer saw me being visciously insulting he might press things. It's happened before. Some bitch army officer got a medal for it.
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warlordstuart ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] ya know, I was subscribed to this kid for some time. I liked a lot of what he had to say. After a bunch of his stupid ass videos though, you can only take so much moron....jeezuz.
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sanitarysan (12/12/2015) [-] i really got to unsubscribe to that guy but he usually has sexy pictures of girls as his thumbnails when i go over the unsub button and forget about it for a while.
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daemonicdemeanor (12/13/2015) [-] **daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I remember when I was a cringey atheist type early on in high school, so obviously subscribed to Theamazingatheist, and he got into it with Onision. Onision got a ton of attention from that. Then he was on Tosh like one or two years later and is super internet famous now.
I wonder how that douchenozzle feels now for being directly responsible for this ********* not having to work at all and probably earning at least six figures. Didn't he like film his gf having seizures after he cheated on his first wife, then moved to Ohio or some **** to marry a 17 year old? I'd say he has to be either seriously mentally ill, or a huge troll.
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I remember when I was a cringey atheist type early on in high school, so obviously subscribed to Theamazingatheist, and he got into it with Onision. Onision got a ton of attention from that. Then he was on Tosh like one or two years later and is super internet famous now.
I wonder how that douchenozzle feels now for being directly responsible for this ********* not having to work at all and probably earning at least six figures. Didn't he like film his gf having seizures after he cheated on his first wife, then moved to Ohio or some **** to marry a 17 year old? I'd say he has to be either seriously mentally ill, or a huge troll.
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kristovsky ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] Onision is a massive pussy. Like, you don't even know, he is the cuckold fetish as a person.
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Bobtheblob (12/12/2015) [-] I didn't know who this guy was, so I went to his youtube account. First video I see if him being cucked by his wife. 
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goddamnwizard (12/13/2015) [-] Just because your wife is ******* a girl instead of a guy doesn't mean you aren't still being cucked.
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plantain ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-] I've only heard of HIM ******* over his GFs. He once took a video of his ex having a seizure and posted it on Youtube. Later with his current girlfriend, he started bitching online when she was followed by some other band member who he's apparently "rivals" with. Pic related.
He's moved several times to different states so he can go after teenagers (he's like 27-29). Just take a look at this thread for more: www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3s2vcl/youtuber_onisions_wife_gets_excited_that_a_band/
TL;DR Onision is an unfunny sociopath, and I kind of doubt this is a legitimate screenshot.
He's moved several times to different states so he can go after teenagers (he's like 27-29). Just take a look at this thread for more: www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3s2vcl/youtuber_onisions_wife_gets_excited_that_a_band/
TL;DR Onision is an unfunny sociopath, and I kind of doubt this is a legitimate screenshot.
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-] >onision
>saying something incredibly retarded
In other news, water is wet.
>saying something incredibly retarded
In other news, water is wet.
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] Then it is ice. Come on, it's not rocket science, its just a simple phase transition, please use the simple system we have all agreed on scientifically.
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greyhoundfd (12/13/2015) [-] Are you going to claim that iron isn't hot when it melts because it then becomes lava, not iron?
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] Lava is molten rock, which would be carbon, super heated carbon and iron is not carbon. You can make a lot with iron, like steel beams, but jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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greyhoundfd (12/13/2015) [-] Well, I'm sorry for pointing out what I thought was something funny about that idiom. I guess I'll just go sit in the corner until you can pull your head out of your ass.
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colossusshadow ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] I knew this one guy
He was fat af
smelled nasty
and would go on about how nice he was and how he likes people for PERSONALITY and so should others.
He ended up trying to sabotage a thing I was trying to get going on with a guy by repeatedly telling the guy I was "too fat for him" so that he could try to get with me instead.
Then a year later he sexually assaulted one of his friends while she was asleep.
GOOD PERSONALITY THO RIGHT
He was fat af
smelled nasty
and would go on about how nice he was and how he likes people for PERSONALITY and so should others.
He ended up trying to sabotage a thing I was trying to get going on with a guy by repeatedly telling the guy I was "too fat for him" so that he could try to get with me instead.
Then a year later he sexually assaulted one of his friends while she was asleep.
GOOD PERSONALITY THO RIGHT
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sedativechunk (12/13/2015) [-] < next time some jerk of the male species that you want nothing to do with tries to interfere with your personal life, do this
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adunsaveme (12/13/2015) [-] I'm not too sure a 2d girl in a swimsuit is the most suitable image for your comment, but well done nonetheless
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colossusshadow ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] I've just been posting random photos to go with **** i say sometimes.
in this case, my favourite game
in this case, my favourite game
#77
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commencingfailure ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-] >Guy doesn't want to **** some random girl he thinks is pretty
>"lol wut beta fag xD tiney peenes confirmed"
...or just some guy who doesn't only care for sticking his dick in the first object that won't resist? Also the whole comp is just an excuse for addy being insecure af, but that's nothing new.
>"lol wut beta fag xD tiney peenes confirmed"
...or just some guy who doesn't only care for sticking his dick in the first object that won't resist? Also the whole comp is just an excuse for addy being insecure af, but that's nothing new.
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dashgamer (12/12/2015) [-] >Fat guy criticizes people for "manspreading" on a bus
>His rolls spill over onto other passengers' arms
>Takes up two seats
>"Ladies, how do you put up with us?
>His rolls spill over onto other passengers' arms
>Takes up two seats
>"Ladies, how do you put up with us?
#22
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animebewbseveryday (12/12/2015) [-] The term white knight is now considered a micro aggression now, admin you **** . It discriminates agaisnt black knights, that knights character from sega and the day and night cycle. You need to ******* check your priviledge you cis dum dum and put trigger warnings on future post cause my fat ass coudltn handle this ****
#131
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phantomonkey (12/13/2015) [-] I mean, yeah, his face is stupid and so are his opinions...
But damn, that's a nice jacket.
But damn, that's a nice jacket.
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kristovsky ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] You know, seeing all these cuck men would give me some kind of hope, that when the rest of society is cucked there will just be me and the few lone ********* left, getting bathed in pussy because we are the last vestage of masculinity in the developed world.
But who the **** am I kidding, I'm on FJ I ain't getting pussy no matter what.
But who the **** am I kidding, I'm on FJ I ain't getting pussy no matter what.
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sptnfouroneseven (12/12/2015) [-] Yo I'm not like other guys.
But if a cute girl said she was DTF I'd be all over it. There's a point where you're just ******* autistic.
But if a cute girl said she was DTF I'd be all over it. There's a point where you're just ******* autistic.
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-] Is this why you like trannies, because they won't hate you and you won't need to suck up to them? Jesus christ I haven't cringed all day until you posted this. Looks like we can say gg to logic and self respect.
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dreygur (12/13/2015) [-] What you're experiencing is called cognitive bias. You're starting to think the majority of guys are like the ones in the content because, at least I assume, you don't meet many in the outside world and are basing judgement on what you see on here, where ridiculous **** is cherrypicked and posted constantly so we can have a laugh and cringe a bit.
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] I know guy like this in college, it might be anecdotal evidence, but it seems the quality of men I am meeting is diminishing. And I love madoka, so thank you for that picture.
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dreygur (12/13/2015) [-] I know guys that respect women as human beings, but have enough respect for themselves to not get cucked and pissed on just because they have a dick in their pants. It's honestly just guys who are so desperate and lack any actual ability to even talk to girls that they're willing to give up their self-respect to get some.
And good news: Your taste in anime isn't ****
And good news: Your taste in anime isn't ****
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chuchiereaper ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] I'm okay with guys like that, I'm not okay with guys almost wanting to bow down and call them m'lady. And there are guys that are almost like that, it terrifies me. I'll respect a woman, but I won't ever let myself get cucked.
Thanks?
Thanks?
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timmywankenobi (12/12/2015) [-] Wow I may not be the most alpha guy in the world be these are some sad ******* . Like Jesus Christ get some self respect.
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mondominiman (12/13/2015) [-] No cunt is ever useless, it's just the rest of the skin around it /cringe
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WutsAtroll (12/12/2015) [-] if every woman had a dick, you would probably be a white knight too
