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Whiteboy stole my bike. ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT. File: KB, 460x522, ) emost girl online editing page fer cheaters elm single. she' s married ashs wants to meet at her

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emost girl online
editing page fer cheaters
elm single. she' s married
ashs wants to meet at her place
ether's a bus stop nearby take it there
escape it out in advance. nice house. big winders great view
iknew en the deer at the. agreed Lopen time
ashs answers in a nightgown nothing else
me in
aat en couch
ichat backwardly fer a while. post breeze
egg to bedroom
eses a picture of her with her husband
ashs' s white blends hair blue eves
meet comment
ewe fuc, rta) without protection she save shes en birth control
I Anonymous (( Thu) 17: 35: 36 WEE
eget dressed
egg take a piss
wear her say something while pissing
out
ashs' s in kitchen. talking
ege that direction
is home
abig fucking nigger. pictures dent do
eat least six feet SIX
mil fucking muscle
ehe' s looking at me
ekess he know? Yeah he fucking knows
ashs claims I' m an old friend
ashs was napping when I knocked
lie about thinking it was him and he' d locked himself out
anigger kind of believes it
Ewan's to believe it
iknew we' re the same age, saw yearbook en her dresser. he leeks elder say we went to school
ehe buys it
spuddenly
eeat
eef
afucking
knowhere
LDF'
eden' t knew what it is at first
what it is
of my cubist cams out of her
on the floor
anigger leeks down
gleeks up at her
gleeks at me
plunges fer me
take off
is open. SC) I the screen
parked at the end
ene car in driveway. bike is his
mint downhill
ends as fast as I fucking can
ehe' s running after me yelling
outpace him
essentually he gives up threas a rock er something. misses
elm free and clear
ends home
afriend is there waiting fer me
eases where I got the bike
equalize what just happened
ifucked a niggars wife and stole his bike
ewhat is this world ?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - daftiduck
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(01/26/2014) [-]
"****** a ******** wife and stole his bike"
#26 to #3 - ugoboom
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Please don't youtube the comments section.
We ******* know the punchline
User avatar #108 to #26 - animedudej
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(01/27/2014) [-]
was looking for a video titled "white guy stole my bike" to be a clever bitch and i found this: What Is It Like To Be Black?



and all i could think was "get off your high horse dickwad, people have just as much interest in how it is to be black as they want to know how it is to be white"
#9 to #3 - fezzo
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User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/26/2014) [-]
I know this is supposed to be funny but if my spouse cheated on me, I'd be ******* devastated. Not to mention it wasn't someone they "accidently fell in love with", it's just some ****** on the internet because she wanted sex.
User avatar #11 to #1 - landartheconqueror
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i just know it's not believable because she went for the white guy when she already had the black dude y'know. stereotypes
User avatar #23 to #1 - vontrollington
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, both OP and the wife are total pricks. But hey, it was an interesting read.
User avatar #67 to #1 - vicsix
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(01/27/2014) [-]
It's fake. It's always fake, unless there is proof it's true.
#130 to #1 - moggycore
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(01/27/2014) [-]
When my then gf cheated on me, I got super pissed and broke up with her there on the spot. Of course I got really down a couple of days, but it all worked out in the end. I got out of the army a couple days later, and I found out that after I broke up with her, she kinda broke down. Almost getting evicted, losing most of her friends and got a huge pimple outbreak on her forehead, which is real hard to get rid of. So it all worked out in the end for the best.
#137 to #1 - chibullsa
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It's one of my biggest fear too, tbh. Never been in a relationship, but I imagine this would be one of the most devastating feelings ever.

****** still funny though.
User avatar #36 to #1 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Good thing these stories are tailored specifically for the ending punchline and aren't true most of the time
User avatar #4 to #1 - darkmykal
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(01/26/2014) [-]
I do agree, however, wouldn't it be even more devastating to know that she did fall in love with someone else and wants them over you? If it's just a **** then it's just a ****.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/26/2014) [-]
I mean you can have sex with anyone, but falling in love is hard. I don't want to be in a marriage with someone who doesn't love me, knowing that sex from me wasn't enough and the fact that she was willing to ruin our relationship over SEX, it'd ******* ruin me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - darkmykal
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(01/26/2014) [-]
Well some people don't see it the same way. I agree with you wholeheartedly though
#53 to #5 - anon id: 559ec515
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(01/27/2014) [-]
>implying that someone could ever fall in love with a ******
User avatar #55 to #53 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(01/27/2014) [-]
> implying you're pretty bitter.
User avatar #71 to #1 - jibb
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Worst part is, I feel bad from reading stories about cheaters now that I got a gf.
I just feel like she can do the same (although she wouldn't. hopefully )
User avatar #12 to #1 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(01/27/2014) [-]
some women just crave constant penis even from multiple directions
from the wise words of dr dre you cant make a hoe a housewife
#18 to #12 - hirollin
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(01/27/2014) [-]
if someone told me the sky was blue it still wouldn't be as true as that wise quote from dr dre.
if someone told me the sky was blue it still wouldn't be as true as that wise quote from dr dre.
User avatar #22 to #12 - fallingidols
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(01/27/2014) [-]
acid rap nice
#8 - soulkiller
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(01/26/2014) [-]
Wait, there's a dating website for cheaters?
#10 to #8 - anon id: 0e472d1f
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User avatar #62 to #10 - superfake
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This is the actual famous one. I recommend not going here if you're married without Incognito on.
#16 to #8 - anon id: 1f23932d
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#28 to #8 - warwolfrider
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User avatar #68 to #8 - inomgod
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I had the same face when I heard that.
I found out last Valentines Day.
The news reported that the greatest number of subscribers for affair websites start around Valentines Day.
That is to say, my faith in humanity PLUMMETED that day.
User avatar #122 to #8 - erwtje
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(01/27/2014) [-]
There are ******* commercials on tv for dating sites for cheaters.
I live in holland.
User avatar #30 to #8 - twofreegerbils
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Cuckolding is actually a very popular fetish.
#107 to #30 - anon id: 05335596
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But is that really cheating, since both partners consent to it?
User avatar #141 to #107 - twofreegerbils
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No? They're still cheating on their spouses. It's exciting for them to cheat on their spouses.
#124 to #8 - daffyduckyo
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(01/27/2014) [-]
please tell me more
#79 to #8 - yonyon
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(01/27/2014) [-]
My friend, there's a website for everything!
User avatar #27 to #8 - warwolfrider
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#80 to #27 - willindor
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If my wiener had a face this would be HFW.
If my wiener had a face this would be HFW.
User avatar #140 to #27 - departed
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Hehehehe.
#57 to #27 - clythoris
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******* piece of ****, I hate you!
#73 to #57 - warwolfrider
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(01/27/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
#15 - skullnigga
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#17 to #15 - mrpavelowgrimm
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#50 - urallus
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I know this is probably fake/supposed to be a joke, but I actually feel kinda bad for the black guy.
#61 to #50 - autoxx
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Agreed.
The guy's wife is cheating on him.
He couldn't get revenge.
His bike was stolen.

Seriously though, the guy probably had enough problems before this happened. Bros don't **** bros wives. We have more honor than that.
User avatar #65 to #61 - landerp
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(01/27/2014) [-]
He should blame his wife not the guy she cheated with and I would have stolen the bike too I know I can't outrun a big muscular ****** like that.
#111 to #65 - anon id: d884b192
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(01/27/2014) [-]
^ this
#74 - obitouzumaki
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#24 - pheonixinstinct
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Comment Picture
#54 - warlockrichard
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#78 - nightmarecorpse
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User avatar #19 - rhetoricalfunny
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the calling ******** gif?
#51 to #19 - nibbero
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User avatar #31 to #19 - twofreegerbils
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(01/27/2014) [-]
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
#21 to #19 - jonathankitty
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(01/27/2014) [-]
Will this work?
Will this work?
User avatar #25 to #21 - rhetoricalfunny
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(01/27/2014) [-]
That shall do excellently
#37 to #19 - genericnickname
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(01/27/2014) [-]
?
?
User avatar #39 to #37 - rhetoricalfunny
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(01/27/2014) [-]
All of the homo love