I would hereby like to thank my ancestors who thought of their future generations, fought and died only so my biggest problems would be raisins in muffins, spilled milk or curled cables.
Sincerely, a white man who's not willing to give away what you gave me.
This is only true, because it would be bad form to have commercials with ******* marketing crack cocaine, rims, grills, bail bonds, teen pregnancy, and missed child support payments....
I always thought it would be funny if a 'That's 70 Show' had an infomercial in the middle of an episode with the same characters ******* stuff up and just carried on like nothing happened and they didn't just try to sell you the hose-holder-9000.