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User avatar #8 - fatbutler (11/01/2014) [-]
Good thing it's a soft drink.
User avatar #16 to #8 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Ok, I'm going to allow that...
User avatar #17 to #8 - TwiztidNinja (11/01/2014) [-]
Do countries other than aus call it soft drink also? thats neat.
User avatar #27 to #17 - killerliquid (11/01/2014) [-]
Most of the commonwealth does probably
User avatar #2 - katarinaismywaifu (11/01/2014) [-]
>Husband smiles at a woman
>Better assault him
User avatar #62 to #2 - betastory (11/01/2014) [-]
Its because the patriarchy
User avatar #25 to #2 - NinjaZombie (11/01/2014) [-]
#blackpeoplethings
#3 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** That black chick looked like a dude when she got angry
**anonymous rolled image** That black chick looked like a dude when she got angry
User avatar #35 to #3 - numbmind ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I also thought she looked like Michelle Obama...
#1 - postingloudly (10/31/2014) [-]
LOOK AT HOW HE HOLDS THE CAN, THAT IS SOME DEDICATED PEPSI PRODUCT PLACEMENT
User avatar #18 to #1 - scandalouszander (11/01/2014) [-]
And she just quick scoped her with a mtn dew.
#19 to #1 - bonerjam (11/01/2014) [-]
you and drake, so much fun!
*tips*
#9 to #1 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
It IS from a Pepsi commercial.
#15 to #9 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's the joke you dumb ****
User avatar #29 to #15 - undercow (11/01/2014) [-]
quit insulting yourself anon. that is not a healthy way to live
#5 - fedoralover (11/01/2014) [-]
she got pepsi by pepsi oh the iron -e
#10 to #5 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when my old fedora picture actually shows up on Funnyjunk.

wordofchen.deviantart.com/art/Chenbeard-s-Alternative-Costume-293877763
#13 to #10 - barsaka (11/01/2014) [-]
Did you just comment twice and dislike your own comments?
#14 to #13 - viviannjames (11/01/2014) [-]
His fedora game is so strong he friendzoned himself.
His fedora game is so strong he friendzoned himself.
#11 to #5 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when you see a picture of yourself on funnyjunk.

Oh lawdy I'd forgotten about this one:

wordofchen.deviantart.com/art/Chenbeard-s-Alternative-Costume-293877763
#20 to #5 - kaboomz ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
#48 - vikingesnumerouno (11/01/2014) [-]
>make commercial
>couple on a bench
>man is running by, sit next to them
>gf smiles at man
>bf gets angry and throws object at gf
>public outrage because male overpowered his underprivileged gf in a commercial
>pepsi bankrupt
>world explodes
#51 to #48 - vikingesnumerouno (11/01/2014) [-]
>making everything into a issue on double standards

but guise im tellin u its important
#49 to #48 - gypsydude [OP](11/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 - mudkipfucker (11/01/2014) [-]
the white women is now pepsi
the white women is now pepsi
User avatar #28 - thismustbeseen (11/01/2014) [-]
As far as white bitches go, that one is far more attractive than the black woman.

IMO, to each their own, I'm not a racist, thumb me down, I don't care.
#36 to #28 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
why was it necessary to state that youre not racist?

the white woman clearly looks more younger and attractive than the black woman in the gif. it has nothing to do with their race.
User avatar #39 to #36 - thismustbeseen (11/01/2014) [-]
I fear backlash from SJWs.
#44 to #39 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>SJW
>funnyjunk
User avatar #52 to #44 - thismustbeseen (11/01/2014) [-]
The white girl is sexy as hell. Her outfit, her smile, all of it 10/10 would **** immediately.

The black woman is old, ugly, angry, and repulsive. 10/10 would call cops.
#47 to #36 - threenoblesouls (11/01/2014) [-]
The white girl is more attractive aside from age as well, but that black woman is pretty attractive black woman.
#12 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
Once you go black, no real man will ever want you.
#34 to #12 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
it's easier to not want what you can't have and then claim that you're a real man for pretending that you no longer want her
#38 to #34 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>implying any white girl who wasn't raised in a trailer park and fat would sleep with a ******
>implying you're not a jealous niglet who hates being stuck with she apes or a fat white progressive that jacks of to interracial porn
User avatar #43 to #38 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>implying any white girl who wasn't raised in a trailer park and fat would sleep with a ******
>implying that rich, skinny white girls dont prefer ******* over neckbeards

>implying you're not a jealous niglet who hates being stuck with she apes or a fat white progressive that jacks of to interracial porn
>implying that i am
User avatar #45 to #43 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>implying that your BBC fantasies and porn movies are legit
>implying that you're not

I also lol at the fact that you have compare a regular ****** to a neckbeard for your example, you have to use the worst and most uncommon form of white male for it to work.

Go jack off to 50 cent nerd.
User avatar #50 to #45 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>I also lol at the fact that you have compare a regular ****** to a neckbeard for your example, you have to use the worst and most uncommon form of white male for it to work.
>worst
>uncommon form of white male
>implying that a neckbeard isnt the regular chalk skin

i also lol at the fact that you have to convince yourself that theyre the worst and uncommon form of white male in order to unbalance the relatively accurate comparison
#53 to #50 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>the common white male is a neckbeard   
   
holy 			****		 you're dumb, I'm 99% sure you're a 			******		 now.   
   
even if your retarded premise was true white girls with class still wouldn't choose a 			******		, they would just try for the regular white man   
   
Keep crying yourself to sleep at night because every single race thinks you're ugly as 			****		. Its no surprise that even though whites and blacks make up the largest ethnic groups in the US they have the smallest rate of interracial relationships. Only 7.9 percent of interracial relationships are black on white.   
   
Everyone thinks you're ugly tyrone.
>the common white male is a neckbeard

holy **** you're dumb, I'm 99% sure you're a ****** now.

even if your retarded premise was true white girls with class still wouldn't choose a ****** , they would just try for the regular white man

Keep crying yourself to sleep at night because every single race thinks you're ugly as **** . Its no surprise that even though whites and blacks make up the largest ethnic groups in the US they have the smallest rate of interracial relationships. Only 7.9 percent of interracial relationships are black on white.

Everyone thinks you're ugly tyrone.
User avatar #59 to #53 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>holy **** you're dumb, I'm 99% sure you're a ****** now.
jammy rumbling tards like schnizel and conquistador usually start off ****** /pol/ comments with "holy **** ", but then again its not that surprising

>even if your retarded premise was true white girls with class still wouldn't choose a ****** , they would just try for the regular white man
>according to the white neckbeard
lel

>Keep crying yourself to sleep at night because every single race thinks you're ugly as **** .
yeah, ive definitely seen this pattern of *********** before. ive encountered one of your other accounts at one point.

>Its no surprise that even though whites and blacks make up the largest ethnic groups in the US they have the smallest rate of interracial relationships. Only 7.9 percent of interracial relationships are black on white.
im gonna need reference on the "7.9 percent of interracial relationships are black on white" part

>Everyone thinks you're ugly tyrone.
stop hurting my feelings, jimmy
User avatar #93 to #59 - Conquistador (11/01/2014) [-]
We say "holy **** " because it's amazing to see how retarded you are.
User avatar #97 to #93 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
unlikely

you say holy **** for exaggeration. when you pretend with emotion, you can make it sound like youre shocked at how "retarded" someone is.

it gives a more dramatic effect to *********** .
User avatar #100 to #97 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
or we're just suprised that you're really this dumb

if you were to say that you were a troll and this was all just an act you would be one of the best trolls of fj, but you really believe this, which makes in 10x funnier/shocking.
User avatar #60 to #59 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
1.k
2.no
3.what
4. madamenoire.com/432922/swirl-interracial-couples-america-numbers/ it's even from a pro interracial dating article
5. you're wrong, you're unattractive, your porn isn't real, those whores are paid, stop pretending and face reality.
User avatar #102 to #60 - Conquistador (11/01/2014) [-]
media2.policymic.com/0b526137fa6be4db270b287761b9ec97.jpg

"In 2050, because of today’s tolerant Millennials, NatGeo projects that the average American will look like this."

Ahahahahahaha! Kill it with fire!
User avatar #104 to #102 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>about to be 2015
>2050

In 35 years every american is going to look like a mulatto?
NatGeo is run by jews
User avatar #105 to #104 - Conquistador (11/01/2014) [-]
Lol, yeah. The population would more likely look Mestizo than mulatto.
User avatar #106 to #105 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
and it would take way longer

whats more likely to happen is that non whites will just breed a bunch within their race and overpopulate the whites, at which point the whites will flee to a safe white country, just like they're doing in south africa

or the whites will create a new country in the midwest, which would be pretty neat
User avatar #107 to #106 - Conquistador (11/01/2014) [-]
Hmm... I doubt it. The liberal media and zionists will just brainwash them into thinking mixing with them is good and they'll believe it. But a majority of them will just follow instinct and not mix. Just like how it is now. They'll be the racial minority though.
User avatar #108 to #107 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
we'll see, I haven't given up hope for the future yet
User avatar #63 to #60 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>it's even from a pro interracial dating article
-"96 percent of Blacks are a-okay with interracial marriages compared to 84 percent of Whites". black men are having sex with white women and leaving them whilst youre literally among 16% of neckbeard supremacists who are trying to keep women from craving BBC.
-the 7.9% is referring to marriages, not sex or dating. which means that white women are seen as sex objects, not worth keeping.
-black men are more likely to go for white women than black women are likely to go for white men. not even the ugly black women want neckbeards.
-the overall percentage is also skewed by "“a steady flow of new Asian and Hispanic immigrants” in the West""
-even if they get married to white women, black men are likely to get bored of them after 10 years and result in divorce.

theres a few other funny points from your "pro interracial dating article" which i cant be bothered listing lol.

>you're wrong, you're unattractive, your porn isn't real, those whores are paid, stop pretending and face reality.
the worst part for you is that we're not talking about white women being paid to suck BBC.
#67 to #63 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
Also just to hammer the point home tyrone.   
   
neuropolitics.org/defaultfeb07.asp   
   
a survey of 2,500 whites found that whites find blacks the most unattractive BY FAR.   
   
The highest percent of white women who said they found black males attractive was 3.9%, the lowest was.....0.0%   
   
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH   
   
OH 			****		, 			*******		 0.0   
   
But yeah, keep living in your fantasy land, statistics don't lie.   
   
I'm sure you'll go rub one out to some bestiality porn while tears stream down your face.
Also just to hammer the point home tyrone.

neuropolitics.org/defaultfeb07.asp

a survey of 2,500 whites found that whites find blacks the most unattractive BY FAR.

The highest percent of white women who said they found black males attractive was 3.9%, the lowest was.....0.0%

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH **** , ******* 0.0

But yeah, keep living in your fantasy land, statistics don't lie.

I'm sure you'll go rub one out to some bestiality porn while tears stream down your face.
User avatar #68 to #67 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>The highest percent of white women who said they found black males attractive was 3.9%, the lowest was.....0.0%
and whats the statistics for black women who said they found white males attractive? huehuehuehuehuehue. simply throwing a supposedly low percentage at me without comparing it to the responses of their black counterparts isnt exactly showing anything other than 3.9%/0.0% of god knows how many women, out of 2,681 participants, from god knows where in the US states.

>OH **** , ******* 0.0
go easy on the caps lock, son. some hot spots around the US (even blacks) arent too keen on race mixing. its not exactly rocket science.

But yeah, keep living in your fantasy land, statistics don't lie.
statistics dont lie, but your ****** interpretation of the statistics are far from reality.
User avatar #70 to #68 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>lol You're retarded, this was a survey of what white people find attractive, not the other way around. Your retarded claim was "wite wymen luv mug big dik", well that'r wrong, but as you can see below black women are still attracted to white men, although the feeling is not reciprocated, by them or any other race ahah
>do you not know how statistics work? the took a whole bunch of white people from all across the country, the number of responders would match the nation, so roughly half were women, and the women said they don't like you tyrone.
>there were no hotspots retard, ir was the entire country
>bias can't even come into this, you can't interpret a statistic that says that blacks are consistently ranked the most unattractive people.

You're wrong, you got wrecked, accept it. Statistics don't lie :^)

stay mad
User avatar #76 to #70 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
>lol You're retarded, this was a survey of what white people find attractive, not the other way around.
so the number of black women who find neckbeards attractive could be 0.0%?

>Your retarded claim was "wite wymen luv mug big dik"
technically, my comments are responses to your retarded claims.

>well that'r wrong, but as you can see below black women are still attracted to white men, although the feeling is not reciprocated, by them or any other race ahah
"b-but muh /pol/ jpegs and caps locked hahaha's"

>do you not know how statistics work?
"theyre statistics so my interpretations of them must be 100% true"

>there were no hotspots retard, ir was the entire country
2,681 of an entire country. derp.

>bias can't even come into this, you can't interpret a statistic that says that blacks are consistently ranked the most unattractive people.
depends on where theyre getting the participants from.

>You're wrong, you got wrecked, accept it. Statistics don't lie :^) stay mad
im not new to /pol/, mr jammy rumbler. fatiguing me by flooding a comment isnt the same as getting someone "wrecked", it can be done with practically any claim.
#82 to #76 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>It could be, but it isn't, unless you can post some statistics of your own, which you won't
also what does black women being attracted to white men have to do with anything, you're making the claim that white women love black men, statistics refute that.
>technically, you're just retarded, and also you're wrong
>k
>You can't misinterpret hard numbers you idiot lol, it's like misinterpreting if 2+2=4.
>Do....do you really not know how surveys work? Man, I knew ******* were dumb, but man lol
>All over America.
>I'm flooding the comments with statistics and numbers,you obviously can't handle that. Better to live with your delusions than face reality lol

User avatar #81 to #76 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
awwwww, did you get butthurt and thumb him down?
User avatar #83 to #81 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
a slight resistance to circlejerks makes it less convenient for the ***********

not the same as doing it out of butthurt
#85 to #83 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>two people are criticizing you
>"WAHHHHHH THIS IS SUCH A CIRCLE JERK"
User avatar #88 to #85 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
Now if we thumbed him down, that would be a circlejerk ; ) ye?
User avatar #96 to #88 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
ye ye
User avatar #86 to #85 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
"hes done this before so lets make him reply more and pretend like we arent in this together. [insert hysterical caps lock "hahaha" or condescending "youre butthurt" comment]"
#91 to #86 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
make him reply

"Moooommm, someone is making me angry on the internet!"
"Just get off it Tyrone"
"NO"
#77 to #76 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
"since this convo is becoming awfully similar to the schnizel /pol/ ********* , im going to leave it just there"
User avatar #80 to #77 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
not to worry, i still reply to them
User avatar #75 to #68 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
Are you at this point really... really trying to defend ******* ? You are a black muslim aren't you?
User avatar #110 to #75 - masterboll (11/02/2014) [-]
muslim, yes
black, no

but its funny to see them automatically assume im black because im anti-white
User avatar #111 to #110 - youregaylol (11/02/2014) [-]
still gross tho
#112 to #111 - masterboll (11/02/2014) [-]
jk, im not anti-white
User avatar #113 to #112 - youregaylol (11/02/2014) [-]
at this point you can't convince me that you're a troll

it's too late for that

far too late
#114 to #113 - masterboll (11/02/2014) [-]
trolls catching out trolls catching out trolls
User avatar #99 to #98 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
"pls read muh /pol/ jpegs"
User avatar #101 to #99 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
"damn racist statistics and facts"
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#64 to #63 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>nobody craves your 3 inch ******* , 84% say that they're okay with it so they don't appear as racists on census
>nice try, but no dice. nobody wants you tyrone, the statistics show that everyone is like your father
>black women are unattractive to all races ******** , including Hispanics and asians lol
>you're proving that ******* are dumb, how does a steady increase change the fact you have a higher volume of whites and blacks than other races? what, does a 100% increase in asians from 1,000 to 2,000 force black and white marriages to stop? man you're stupid haha
>no statistics or logic, you fail again

You can't be bothered listing them because you can't comprehend them, and you're probably illiterate if you can't understand how that article wasn't pro degenerate relationships.

Your whole perception of this comes from porn, you jack off your tiny little chocolate twig to bang bros white on black porn and pretend that you have a chance at getting a classy white woman. You don't.

Your race is the the ugliest, most unattractive people

source for pic
techland.time.com/2013/11/26/dating-app-reveals-troubling-racial-preferences/


any other dreams I can crush, perhaps I can explain to you why your daddy left and why your mother had so many male friends around when you were growing up.
#69 to #64 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
since this convo is becoming awfully similar to the schnizel /pol/ ********* , im going to leave it just there
#71 to #69 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
"since my fantasies have been quashed by statistics I must retreat to porn hub and try to repress logic with chants of muh dick"

top kek
User avatar #72 to #59 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
>according to the white neckbeard

************ , a neckbeard doesn't serve as a sailor in Afghanistan. Give the man that respect.
User avatar #78 to #72 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
a sailor doing his job in Afghanistan doesnt sit on a computer and dedicate multiple accounts to /pol/ *********** either
User avatar #79 to #78 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
It's meant as past tense obviously...
#84 to #79 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
"i used to dream of being a national hero, but now i ******** on a website called funnyjunk and pretend like it was a reality. it makes me feel better"
User avatar #89 to #84 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure being a sailor in the Navy doesn't equate to being a national hero

If anything I would be lying out being a Navy Seal or Sam Fisher

also do you have crust under your second chin, your third chin, or both?
User avatar #92 to #89 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
we've already established what a former sailor in the Navy would be doing and wouldnt be doing

dreaming about something doesnt make it a reality
#95 to #92 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
>only losers argue on the internet
>argues on the internet

seriously tyrone you're your own worst enemy

at this point you're trolling yourself with your own stupidity
User avatar #87 to #84 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/01/2014) [-]
I was the one who brought it up, not him dumbass.
User avatar #90 to #87 - masterboll (11/01/2014) [-]
lol you *********** have become so generic, i sometimes reply to the wrong **********

the comment is still directed at youregaylol, of course
#94 to #90 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
yfw so mad you can't reply to the right person
yfw so mad you can't reply to the right person
User avatar #73 to #72 - youregaylol (11/01/2014) [-]
shh, don't tell
#6 - officialjg ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Well, can you blame a brotha?  I should saying these ghetto like. It's not helping me   ...home skillet biscuit   Do black people still say that?
Well, can you blame a brotha? I should saying these ghetto like. It's not helping me ...home skillet biscuit Do black people still say that?
User avatar #32 - gangsterish (11/01/2014) [-]
Tim And Eric, It's Not Jackie Chan (Original)
User avatar #42 - Denver (11/01/2014) [-]
¿ısdǝd?
#40 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
The 12-ounce caliber Can Cannon Hehe
User avatar #37 - niggernazi (11/01/2014) [-]
RACEWAR!!!
#4 - nekaz (11/01/2014) [-]
**nekaz rolled image** wat a waste of pepsi
#23 to #4 - anon (11/01/2014) [-]
-said no one ever
User avatar #115 - okamibanshu (11/02/2014) [-]
This is what i'm talking a bout! Come on, everyone jumps to assumptions and assumes whats going on before they have the facts. I mean come on! She was clearly waving at the woman.
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User avatar #56 - arrowed (11/01/2014) [-]
this is a weird way to start a porno but anyone got sauce
#41 - ideasplease (11/01/2014) [-]
**ideasplease rolled image** r.i.p.e in peace pepsi
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