Which pill do you take?. . Blue Pill: Brings back a family member from the dead Red Pill: Instant billionaire abstract: Dey gone for a reason... Might come back
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Which pill do you take?

Blue Pill: Brings back a family
member from the dead
Red Pill: Instant billionaire
Dey gone for a reason... Might come
back **** up again I can' t risk that.
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Submitted: 08/18/2014
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User avatar #2 - puggerugger (08/18/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I don't think the guy who made this understands how much a billion dollars is
#52 - nimithecat ONLINE (08/18/2014) [+] (70 replies)
Become a billionaire, spend it on medical research for expanding lifespans and saving doomed lives.
You could choose to save one dead man, or you could save a thousand.

And after all is said and done, save 20 million for yourself to live a nice modest life.
Yes, a modest life. Reglar size-house, fuel efficient car,no Lamborghini's.
It's not infinite money.

You will always be able to afford a new house in the event of a tornado, afford medical bills without worrying about numbers, can afford gas without even thinking about your bank account, and raising 3 kids while providing all of their needs without spoiling them.

When it's all good and they're ready to move out, you'll have some money to give them for their college tuition and give them each a medium-sized house with a vehicle. Of course, your money may be plentiful but it's limited. Give them an incentive to work and find good-paying jobs to support the homes that you have given them.

With the last of your money, move with your wife to a nice quiet town, with respirators to counter sleep apnea, reuniting with old friends, and living the rest of your days in modest peace.

in the end, you will be remembered as a hero striving to help better the world. Your kids grew up to succeed in their own paths despite you warning them not to. One became a doctor, another became a CGI animator, and the other became a US soldier.
Survived by your wife, she'll live mostly the same modest quiet life as you did, while however giving a few speeches in your name to help promoting passing on the good to the world.

The world is an ugly place because we believe it to be so.
It's funny that we blame the "world" for being a bad place, but we forget that we're part of it.

But if we could just somehow take the good given to us, enjoy some, and pass it on with the world collectively, then maybe we become part of the world, and in doing so, the world becomes a better place- even if it's by a little bit.
#31 - heeveejeevees (08/18/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>blue pill
>brings back first prehistoric ancestor of the ancient days
>scientists swarms for research/studies
>they start to bid who can have him first
>pays in trillions
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User avatar #12 to #6 - sciencexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
1 Billion is not gonna be enough to commission that, buddy. If it was, every country would have the ability to resurrect the dead by now.
#64 - thismustbeseen (08/18/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"Billionaire" doesn't mean 1 billion. It could mean anything from 1 billion to 999 billion
#70 to #64 - klick (08/18/2014) [-]
Sweet Jesus
User avatar #30 - michaelrutone (08/18/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Trick Question, it's a billion Zimbabwe dollars. pffffffffft
#57 - ljubav ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Red pill, otherwise i can't stand any living family member.
#13 - sethbme ONLINE (08/18/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Blue pill: For some reason people can hear a muffled noise near some graves.
Red pill: You entire house is instantly filled with a billion 1 dollar bills, you bleed out from paper cuts.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sugoi (08/18/2014) [-]
Stand outside house
Eat red pill
User avatar #177 - Toshiro (08/18/2014) [-]
>Take blue pill
>Place blue pill in mouth on live tv and claim to be a diety
>Swallow pill and immediately shootself in head.
>millions watch me rise from dead
>found church
>make trillions
#145 - alexbrowning (08/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
MFW I don't have any dead family members.
#191 - smelborp (08/18/2014) [-]
>Family with Hitler
>Choose blue pill
>Bring him back
>Usher in a new Reich
>World is saved
#147 - slenderwolf (08/18/2014) [-]
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#238 - catpisser (08/18/2014) [-]
>Suicide bomber bombs a building
>Bring him back to life
>Bombs again
#9 - honzo (08/18/2014) [-]
this is the most simply answered red-or-blue pill type question ive ever seen.
red pill
#161 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Does it have to be a family member who gets brought back? I mean, technically this man was like a father figure to us all.
#28 - wigglynig (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
As much as it sucks..
As much as it sucks..
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My relatives are all assholes, who'd bitch at me for not taking the red pill if they came back.
#102 - toiletgod (08/18/2014) [-]
I would kill a family member for a billion
User avatar #69 - krizz ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
I can bring back my grandpa but he would die like 1 week later cus he's old as ****
#123 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
You can't fool me, i'm taking the money.
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