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Choose your destiny...
Rewind time 5 seconds at
a time, can be used 5
times per day. The same
5 seconds cannot be
rewound twice (Le. only
one redo of a moment is
allowed}
Can achieve effects of any
known drug at any time,
no damage or side effects.
Acquire new drugs as they
are invented. (yellow red
and purple shots not
included)
Complete immunity from
sickness and maladies,
this includes poison even
from animals. Does not
include accidents or physi-
cal damage.
You can read the mind of
anyone you make eye
contact with, only while
eye contact or physical
contact (either or) are
maintained.
...
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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#2 - daftiduck (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
MFW reading your mind
MFW reading your mind
User avatar #15 - validlikesalad (05/13/2014) [+] (24 replies)
> take yellow
> use it immediately
> think for another 10 seconds
> take red
> use yellow again
> think for another 10 seconds
> take blue
> use yellow again
> take green

Yes.
#27 - unicornattacks (05/14/2014) [-]
mfw Purple
mfw Purple
User avatar #124 - bluesuckscyan ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Yellow
>Touch girls boobs
>Rewind time
#88 - therealtotodile (05/14/2014) [-]
>Choose Green.
>Dye the rest of them so that they're not yellow, red, or purple.
>Inject them all.
>Infinite happiness.
User avatar #131 - mehy (05/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Get yellow syringe
>Inject it fast as ****
>Rewind time
>Get green syringe
>Rewind time
>Get red syringe
>Rewind time
>Get purple syringe
>Inject them all
>????
>Profit
User avatar #138 to #132 - DeathOne (05/14/2014) [-]
Also, he rewinds time to the moment BEFORE he took the shot.
So he is no longer under the effects of it.
#76 - leninade ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd choose red. Because I've always wanted to visit Australia and not die.
#177 - mrmarcooler (05/14/2014) [-]
I'd take red.
**** anything without fear of dieases.
ANYTHING
User avatar #229 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Id go for the violet. Probably help me get laid the amount of missed opportunities! Also it would be interesting to know what people really think of you! Or steal peoples pin numbers bank details etc... can do anything..
#231 to #229 - zielscheibe (05/14/2014) [-]
HA ! Didnt think of the Pin codes and stuff ... good point thou +1
#108 - neefew (05/14/2014) [-]
mfw read minds but only when in contact
does anyone get it?
#86 - ishfwilf (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Choose purple.
>You are now immune to STDs
> **** EVERYTHING
#5 - puttman (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>complete immunity
>cure for aids
>profit???
#6 to #5 - puttman (05/13/2014) [-]
or
>complete immunity
>release all kinds of bio weapons
>sell immunity to those you choose
>NWO????
User avatar #198 - zerkerex (05/14/2014) [-]
>inject green
>use effects of adrenaline and aderall
>with advanced focuss study chemistry
>get Phd
> invent drug with the effects of the other 3
> inject all
>??????
>profit
User avatar #168 - lordcarnage (05/14/2014) [-]
purple for sure
#154 - lemleet (05/14/2014) [-]
green because of the possibility of the possibility of developing the drug in the movie limitless
#68 - sighmon (05/14/2014) [-]
>green syringe
>all the cocaine
>no regrets
>no side effects
>stay up forever
>invent other syringes
>win.rar
>hear people screaming
>some say I was the one screaming
User avatar #54 - nanako ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
definitely the red one. unprotected sex forevermore without risk.

This is assuming that being immune from disseases also makes me immune from carrying them, doesn't it ?
#43 - soule (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think I'd choose green. So I could have a perfectly customized antidepressant for this bloody anxiety.

Either that or the mind reading.
#46 to #43 - mrlogical (05/14/2014) [-]
Or just flood yourself with brain chemicals that give confidence, since they're usually regulated and kept at 'normal' levels. By introducing them to your system (or just the effects in this case) you'd just walk around feeling like a God. Dat confidence would make people want to be around you.
User avatar #200 - biomedic (05/14/2014) [-]
Red, you'd never get sick or die from cancer or something and you could make millions being entertaining by being bitten by various things.
User avatar #190 - kaboomz (05/14/2014) [-]
damm asians only have to pick 3
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