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Rewind time 5 seconds at
a time, can be used 5
times per day. The same
5 seconds cannot be
rewound twice (Le. only
one redo of a moment is
allowed}
Can achieve effects of any
known drug at any time,
no damage or side effects.
Acquire new drugs as they
are invented. (yellow red
and purple shots not
included)
Complete immunity from
sickness and maladies,
this includes poison even
from animals. Does not
include accidents or physi-
cal damage.
You can read the mind of
anyone you make eye
contact with, only while
eye contact or physical
contact (either or) are
maintained.
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Submitted: 05/13/2014
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#2 - daftiduck (05/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
MFW reading your mind
MFW reading your mind
User avatar #15 - validlikesalad (05/13/2014) [+] (24 replies)
> take yellow
> use it immediately
> think for another 10 seconds
> take red
> use yellow again
> think for another 10 seconds
> take blue
> use yellow again
> take green

Yes.
#28 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm stuck between purple and red.

On one hand, purple allows me to read people's minds. Since it's only while eye or physical contact is maintained, it might encourage me to stop being a gamma pleb and get over my fear of making eye contact; it might also encourage me to not be afraid of people touching me. Unfortunately, most thoughts are meant to be kept to oneself, and I think purple might do more harm than good.

Red might be the better choice. I could get bitten by a god-damned black mamba and not give a fuck, or stung by a box jellyfish and give even less fucks. All the ladies will be like, "Anon, you're so immune, let us have your babbies so we can create a generation of super-immune herrenvolk," and I'll be like, "I'm busy and gamma," but they'll be like, "But Anon, we wanna swallow your sperm!", but I'll just be like, "I told you I'm busy! Now leave before I gently escort you real ladies off the premises."
Fuck yeah. Cuntbunting.
#27 - unicornattacks (05/14/2014) [-]
mfw Purple
mfw Purple
User avatar #124 - bluesuckscyan (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Yellow
>Touch girls boobs
>Rewind time
#88 - therealtotodile (05/14/2014) [-]
>Choose Green.
>Dye the rest of them so that they're not yellow, red, or purple.
>Inject them all.
>Infinite happiness.
User avatar #131 - mehy (05/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Get yellow syringe
>Inject it fast as fuck
>Rewind time
>Get green syringe
>Rewind time
>Get red syringe
>Rewind time
>Get purple syringe
>Inject them all
>????
>Profit
User avatar #138 to #132 - DeathOne (05/14/2014) [-]
Also, he rewinds time to the moment BEFORE he took the shot.
So he is no longer under the effects of it.
#76 - leninade (05/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd choose red. Because I've always wanted to visit Australia and not die.
#177 - mrmarcooler (05/14/2014) [-]
I'd take red.
Fuck anything without fear of dieases.
ANYTHING
#14 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
Hmm, tough call between green and purple.

Yellow is kind of stupid I think; there just aren't that many times that 5 seconds are really important enough to want to do them again. May be exploited with gambling.

Red would only be great if you are already ill, or live in Australia.

Green makes sure you are always in the perfect state of mind and it's kind of a lite version of the red one (cures any illness with known medication).

Purple would make you make very rich (various professions could make optimal use of this, f.e. poker player).
User avatar #229 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Id go for the violet. Probably help me get laid the amount of missed opportunities! Also it would be interesting to know what people really think of you! Or steal peoples pin numbers bank details etc... can do anything..
#231 to #229 - zielscheibe (05/14/2014) [-]
HA ! Didnt think of the Pin codes and stuff ... good point thou +1
#193 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
Use yellow one, rewind 5 seconds after you take shot, use purple one.
Use yellow one, rewind 5 seconds after you take shot, use purple one.
#108 - neefew (05/14/2014) [-]
mfw read minds but only when in contact
does anyone get it?
#86 - ishfwilf (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Choose purple.
>You are now immune to STDs
>Fuck EVERYTHING
#5 - puttman (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>complete immunity
>cure for aids
>profit???
#6 to #5 - puttman (05/13/2014) [-]
or
>complete immunity
>release all kinds of bio weapons
>sell immunity to those you choose
>NWO????
#244 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1) Take the Yellow.
2) Rewind before you took the yellow and take another.
3) Take the rest. and still have 2 rewinds left.
4) Profit!
User avatar #198 - zerkerex (05/14/2014) [-]
>inject green
>use effects of adrenaline and aderall
>with advanced focuss study chemistry
>get Phd
> invent drug with the effects of the other 3
> inject all
>??????
>profit
#68 - sighmon (05/14/2014) [-]
>green syringe
>all the cocaine
>no regrets
>no side effects
>stay up forever
>invent other syringes
>win.rar
>hear people screaming
>some say I was the one screaming
#54 - nanako (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
definitely the red one. unprotected sex forevermore without risk.

This is assuming that being immune from disseases also makes me immune from carrying them, doesn't it ?
#43 - soule (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think I'd choose green. So I could have a perfectly customized antidepressant for this bloody anxiety.

Either that or the mind reading.
#46 to #43 - mrlogical (05/14/2014) [-]
Or just flood yourself with brain chemicals that give confidence, since they're usually regulated and kept at 'normal' levels. By introducing them to your system (or just the effects in this case) you'd just walk around feeling like a God. Dat confidence would make people want to be around you.
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