One of my friends sat on his balls once and he screamed "AHHHHHH! MY KIWIS!!" It was the funniest thing I mean, I am sorry for that being a problem but when you scream about you sitting on them, and everyone in the room you are in stares at the person, it's just too funny.
And the effect is doubled when you're fat.
I gained some pounds these past couple of months and I find myself walking like that more often than I like.
Holy **** that must hurt though. Like it hurts for women to lay on their boobs, but you can control how hard you lay down. When I sit down I just straight up forcefully shove my butt onto the chair. So yeah, that must hurt.
Foodfight is the best movie ever made (or so bad its good) this thing took around 65 million to make and it was supposed to be released in 2003 but they finally got it out in 2012