When you wake up after a sex dream. And realize it wasn't real.. That boy has a grown mans head.
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When you wake up after a sex dream

And realize it wasn't real

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Submitted: 08/06/2014
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#4 - myturntoevil (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
That boy has a grown mans head.
#24 - Eiza (08/07/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Had a few dreams where I had found love. Nothing sexual, just a feeling of extreme contentment due to having a girl rest her head on my shoulder or hug me or just tell me that she loves me.

Then I'd proceed to wake up soon after anything like that happened in the dream.

My subconscious and my conscious mentalities don't get along well because of **** like this.
User avatar #7 - olmesy (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I once had a dream where I'd achieved all my life dreams.
I'd gotten my dream job, perfect wife, great house, lovely kids and a boat. At the end of the dream I was having a party on my boat and I was so excited I dived off the boat into the sea.

I woke up because I was falling. Much anger ensued.
#16 - mikepetru (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Once had a dream where a girl was all over me, begging for sex.   
>She spreads her legs   
>Ask if she has a condom   
>She says no   
>Tell her nah it's too risky   
>Wake up   
>MFW practicing safe sex saved me from ruining a pair of boxers   
   
Also that kid's face in the content isn't the face he makes when he realizes he's alone, it's the face he makes when his brain's P.A. system announces "clean up on aisle dick."
>Once had a dream where a girl was all over me, begging for sex.
>She spreads her legs
>Ask if she has a condom
>She says no
>Tell her nah it's too risky
>Wake up
>MFW practicing safe sex saved me from ruining a pair of boxers

Also that kid's face in the content isn't the face he makes when he realizes he's alone, it's the face he makes when his brain's P.A. system announces "clean up on aisle dick."
#6 - sirbrentcoe (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - datstalkerdoe ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Tfw when waking up from a dream where you had a Qt 3.14
And you realize you`ve never seen that face before, but now there`s nothing more important than finding her)
#65 - dasboof (08/07/2014) [+] (19 replies)
I had a dream where the gal I liked told me she felt the same way. We started going out, the whole 9 yards. I woke up in the middle of the night and told myself it really happened, then I fell back asleep and continued the very same dream. It hurt so much when I woke up.
I had a dream where the gal I liked told me she felt the same way. We started going out, the whole 9 yards. I woke up in the middle of the night and told myself it really happened, then I fell back asleep and continued the very same dream. It hurt so much when I woke up.
#50 - megayoming (08/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Has lucid dreaming.   
   
Don't ever 						*******					 do it. its impossible for you to wake up without a feeltrip.   
   
I learned 10 rules to never dream of.   
1.Dont Dream about Sex unless you have a Gf and sex life.   
2.Dreaming about war/Games makes it vary hard to be happy.   
3.Dreaming about arm dismemberment is bad wake up with a numb/twitch arm   
4.Dreaming about anththing related to food will leave you Ravenous in the morning   
5.Playing with people in your dreams can cause unwanted Kekin   
6.Dream about something you learned is like learning its school2.0   
7.talking to shady people is Murder/Rape/Crazy adventure with a twist.   
8.Anime sucks in dream.   
9.Books you read will be in the dream even if you just glanced subconscious is strong.   
10.Never under any circumstances Dream of a Person you hate with a passion if you value your life.
Has lucid dreaming.

Don't ever ******* do it. its impossible for you to wake up without a feeltrip.

I learned 10 rules to never dream of.
1.Dont Dream about Sex unless you have a Gf and sex life.
2.Dreaming about war/Games makes it vary hard to be happy.
3.Dreaming about arm dismemberment is bad wake up with a numb/twitch arm
4.Dreaming about anththing related to food will leave you Ravenous in the morning
5.Playing with people in your dreams can cause unwanted Kekin
6.Dream about something you learned is like learning its school2.0
7.talking to shady people is Murder/Rape/Crazy adventure with a twist.
8.Anime sucks in dream.
9.Books you read will be in the dream even if you just glanced subconscious is strong.
10.Never under any circumstances Dream of a Person you hate with a passion if you value your life.
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
The only sex related dream I had was where I had started getting it on with a girl, but then the dreamscape changed, and I had my dick in another man's ass.
User avatar #22 - vortexrain (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - monkeysmist (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The only wet dream I've ever had was when my family was on vacation when I was about 13, and we stayed at a hotel with everybody. It was awkward as hell....
The only wet dream I've ever had was when my family was on vacation when I was about 13, and we stayed at a hotel with everybody. It was awkward as hell....
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
I had a dream where the most beautiful girl I ever met was giving me signals that she liked me, and I took advantage and went out with her.

Then I woke up, and realized that all of that really did happen, only I was too stupid and let her go...
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - leonhardt (08/07/2014) [-]
I just hate having to wash my sheets.
#61 - wetpantslol ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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The content of my sex dreams
User avatar #52 - beardman (08/07/2014) [-]
Back during my finals in my senior year of highschool I had a dream where I woke up, got ready for school and the tests, drove to school, went to my first class, then started taking my final. I then actually woke up, had to get ready for school and the tests, drive to school, go to my first class, and started taking my final.
User avatar #35 - fukkentyranitar (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I dreamed that gucci mane bought me a bunch of strippers. Pants were changed that mourning.
User avatar #38 - hattheifbatman (08/07/2014) [-]
I once had a dream of trains weird trains with faces and then one was on a bridge up high, then it fell, and then I woke up, mid fall, and hit the floor. That scared the crap out of me
#17 - boredassfuck (08/07/2014) [-]
Actually your brain can't make up faces bro, so that cutie is out there waiting for you!
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