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#1 - pebar (09/17/2015) [-]
why are stupid things funny at 3 am?
User avatar #57 to #1 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Because at 3 am your brain is officially working overtime and its logic functions have begun to die down.

By 3 am am the next day you'll begin truly showing your impairment, slurring your speech and unable to think your actions entirely through. It's as if you're drunk or just smoked a boatload of pot. At this point you'll laugh at anything, even if it's not funny, like the way your breathing sounds.

But sleep deprivation doesn't really become fun until day 4-5, and the hallucinations and mental black outs start as your brain stem begins taking over.

I should really give my insomnia a run for its money and participate in sleep deprivation studies.
#61 to #57 - axelkizoku (09/18/2015) [-]
i stay up for days at a time a lot and i never feel this way until at least after day 2 or 3
User avatar #72 to #61 - elcreepo ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
After 24 hours, would you consider yourself safe to drive?

You lose your ability to reason or concentrate at this point, it's been scientifically proven. It's why truck drivers aren't supposed to drive past that point, at all. You probably don't notice it because you are on a computer or watching TV and letting it do the thinking for you.

It takes another day, yes, for you to start to be unable to focus on even the TV and then for someone who regularly stays awake, it suddenly becomes noticeable.

But I guarantee that if you shut off all your devices after 24 hours and try to read a book or do a task that requires concentration, you'll **** it up. I once got up to pour a glass of milk and ended up giving milk to the floor.
User avatar #36 to #1 - hudis (09/17/2015) [-]
Because you're stupid at 3 am
#22 - maxbeejax (09/17/2015) [-]
I read Texas not taxes. I now undestand why i didn't get the joke
#52 to #22 - abominationz (09/18/2015) [-]
i also read texas wtf
#66 to #22 - falloutvictim (09/18/2015) [-]
texas will only **** with you if youre an outsider going in

taxes will **** you up no matter where you go
#58 to #22 - pcayane (09/18/2015) [-]
we should make a club... or a support group.
User avatar #68 to #22 - catguy (09/18/2015) [-]
This is ******** , I read the title three times and watched the video twice trying to see the joke only to learn it said taxes from your comment.
Yo quelaagislove if you didn't have a cool name I would sue.
User avatar #37 to #22 - omegafriend ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
I also read it as Texas. I guess we're the tres retartsos
User avatar #42 to #22 - RaptorJesus (09/18/2015) [-]
*SIGH*..... Reporting in....
User avatar #26 to #22 - tridaak ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
**** . I also read it as Texas, so went down onto comments to see what the joke was, and realized I made the same mistake as you..
#19 - keitheespieces ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
#54 to #19 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
11/10
#40 to #19 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
please does someone have a sauce for this??
please does someone have a sauce for this??
User avatar #63 to #46 - stankape (09/18/2015) [-]
its better when it cuts off
User avatar #24 - ugoboom ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
>profile picture

what the **** , man
#47 to #24 - melllvinnn (09/18/2015) [-]
>>#25 [OP] is my *****
i made that reaction pic in >>#44, as did I make this gif
User avatar #25 to #24 - quelaagislove [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
U best Evolve or perish ya gawd damn heretic...
#27 to #25 - koymivay (09/17/2015) [-]
You need to see that order is the only salvation for Auraxis. Please, we only want to help you.
#28 to #27 - quelaagislove [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Upgrading is compulsory you are obsolete...
#60 to #28 - redbannerman (09/18/2015) [-]
Spandex is for failures. At least the New Conglomerate doesn't look like a bunch of purple strap-ons. And they're supposed to be the retarded ones.


Loyalty until death, strength in unity.
#35 to #25 - unclewalrus ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
How many TR does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, for they cannot reach enlightenment.
#48 to #35 - ugoboom ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
I need more planetside jokes in my life
#44 to #35 - quelaagislove [OP](09/18/2015) [-]
i fcking love it...
#53 to #24 - availablename ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Death to Vanu!
User avatar #4 - roxasftw (09/17/2015) [-]
The **** does he say?
Also
Sauce?
User avatar #38 to #4 - ubermasterfaggot (09/18/2015) [-]
I thought he said "Eat, banana." And then screaming.
User avatar #15 to #4 - ansjovis (09/17/2015) [-]
Flemish at for taking public transport, slogan is 'Leave your frustrations at home'. De Lijn - "Laat je stress thuis"
User avatar #43 to #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
It looks so much ******* creepier in the content. It looks like he has two black holes instead of eyes.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ansjovis (09/17/2015) [-]
holy **** , ad*
#17 to #4 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
"Yay, an Euro"
*screeching in horror*
User avatar #5 to #4 - chuchiereaper ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
What he says, look money*coin drops in drain* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #5 - carthos (09/17/2015) [-]
He was paying for a parking ticket and dropped it
User avatar #6 to #5 - roxasftw (09/17/2015) [-]
Oh, what language is he speaking?

And could you write it in said language
#11 to #6 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
'Hiers 'n Euro' (HIer is een Euro) its Flemish (Dutch)
#29 to #11 - dartherr (09/17/2015) [-]
It's actually more like 'Hier nen euro'. (it's not clean dutch, then it would be 'Hier een euro').

I know because I've seen the commercial dozens of times on tv. I think it even won some sort of funniest commercial in Flanders.
User avatar #7 to #6 - chuchiereaper ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
Oi mate, it sounds like portuguese. I know a bit portuguese, I know spanish and french so I can deduce it's Portuguese.
Ech, dinheiro, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#13 to #7 - allnamesareused (09/17/2015) [-]
Its absolutely not portuguese
User avatar #14 to #13 - chuchiereaper ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
It had the same word as money in portuguese so I thought it was portuguese, my bad
#39 to #7 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Is this a reference to the previous logical fallacy post I saw earlier?
User avatar #18 to #7 - meathooksodomy (09/17/2015) [-]
I'm portuguese and it doesn't sound like portuguese to me.
User avatar #10 to #7 - stijnybe (09/17/2015) [-]
Flemish to be exact.
User avatar #9 to #7 - stijnybe (09/17/2015) [-]
It's dutch.
User avatar #8 to #7 - roxasftw (09/17/2015) [-]
Jesus **** , maximum Kek
User avatar #34 to #6 - kinginthenorth (09/17/2015) [-]
Flemish, the lingo of the Flemish.
"Hier, nen euro" would be phonetically correct. "Hier, een euro" would be correct if you're not speaking flemish.
User avatar #30 - techniik (09/17/2015) [-]
Uncle sam is about to take a pretty penny from my next check
#31 to #30 - bypass (09/17/2015) [-]
could be worse. You could be paying taxes to give "benifits" to the refugees invading your country and destroying it from the inside out
User avatar #32 to #31 - techniik (09/17/2015) [-]
Yea **** that man, I don't even like the idea that I have to pay for some old ************ I don't know to stay alive
User avatar #33 to #32 - bypass (09/17/2015) [-]
that's the fun of bureaucracy

"Giving everyone money, but you"
#20 - draukenkind (09/17/2015) [-]
Swell with pride! "Kijkt toch is uit, stommen ond!"
User avatar #41 to #20 - defski (09/18/2015) [-]
Source for video?
#59 - greenjacketcs ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
That guy looks like a more "realistic" version of OneyNG's animations.
#12 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
Having to pay 48% in taxes
#49 - masanori (09/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to be in the next income bracket this year. **** my life. They're going to take an extra $4,500 or more in taxes just because I'm barely breaking the line. I'm actually going to end up with less than I would have if I didn't break into the next bracket.
User avatar #65 to #49 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Welcome to bureaucracy, where the guy taking your money doesn't give a **** about the details, because regardless of what happens to you they still get their comfy 6-figures.
User avatar #71 - albertjester (09/18/2015) [-]
* when you playing payday and see how much you lose to the offshore account
#70 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
Ima just leave this here.
headphones warning
Click the spoiler before playing the video.
#69 - rollingpicture (09/18/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

<-- 5 years later
#67 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
This is funnier than it should be.
User avatar #62 - vishnarg ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
**vishnarg used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**vishnarg rolls You are not required to undergo an extensive psychological evaluation in order to receive basic medical care.**
#56 - irishalbino ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
#50 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
"Thanks Bernie"
User avatar #21 - amagicalwhimsy (09/17/2015) [-]
So, Buu is actually a ginger..
#3 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
eish nun-noodle.
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