When you haven't fapped in 3 weeks. lol jk more like 3 days even if... I've gone to the point where it's a treat if I haven't fapped earlier the same day.
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When you haven't fapped in 3 weeks

lol jk more like 3 days even if.

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User avatar #2 - sinery (07/31/2014) [-]
I've gone to the point where it's a treat if I haven't fapped earlier the same day.
User avatar #5 - hudis (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't think I've gone 3 weeks without fapping since I was 12

What a life I've led
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#3 - moosepaw has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#4 to #3 - moosepaw (08/01/2014) [-]
yeah me too
yeah me too
User avatar #12 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I haven't fapped for 2 months.
User avatar #7 - mastersaturday (08/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Oh no, it's spewing out. Better smear it all over my face."
#8 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** fapping too much can actually kill your natural libido and cause depressions. My advide 1x per week max.
#16 to #8 - blargchikahonkhonk ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Not even remotely possible
#17 - eyecontacthandjob (08/01/2014) [-]
I know that feeling
I know that feeling
User avatar #9 - toxickooties (08/01/2014) [-]
Quick tip guys, (for the glass ketchup bottles that are hard to use)
Put the lid back on... make sure its nice and secure.
Point the lid/top towards the ground holding the bottom part of the bottle in your hand.
and sling it towards the ground (keep a good grip on it, don't want a huge glass and ketchup mess where ever you are)
The centrifugal force will make it all go to the top so when you open it over your food. BOOM ketchup.

Or you could just smack the lid into your palm, same thing.

No more losing the knife into the bottle.
User avatar #6 - malvolio ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
For some reason I must have a really low libido cause I fap about once a month no problems at all. I feel no shame in fapping and im not religous i just barely ever feel like it. If anyone can help explain i'd love that.
#1 - zeunfunnyguy ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
description had me like
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