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When you have no costume…

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#2 - robuntu (05/05/2014) [+] (7 replies)
For the guys:
Go to house party that requires costumes dressed in your regular clothes. When you get to the door, take off your shirt. When people go, 'Where is your costume?' say, 'I am a PREMATURE EJACULATION!' - watch as everyone looks at you like you are retarded.

Then say, 'Look, I just came in my pants!'

For the girls:
Show up to the party and take of your shirt. You'll be the most popular chick all night and nobody will even bother to ask about your costume.
User avatar #10 - lordlolland (05/06/2014) [-]
An old suit jacket is excellent for last minute costumes, just put it on and you are a politician or big banker, add a mayoral chain and you are a mayor, add a pillow under your shirt and you are a fat mayor, add a crack pipe and you are Toronto's mayor Rob Ford, the possibilities are endless.
#16 - deathklokiller (05/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
hopefully ill be able to finish mine
#9 - anonmynous (05/06/2014) [-]
Last minute halloween costume: Where a suit and write "This pen is blue" all over your face with a blue pen.
#24 - anonexplains (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #26 to #24 - curtisbentley (05/06/2014) [-]
Or turn your sound off when you're doing something you shouldn't be doing or at work, ya fookin lizard.
User avatar #4 - suitandtie (05/06/2014) [-]
I was in New Orleans a couple years ago for Halloween

>1 in the morning Halloween night, walk into restaurant with a couple friends
>The place is dead
>Waiter comes up to the table wearing a trench coat, black socks, and sandals
>We try to place our orders, but he keeps telling us they're out of what we want
>"If you guys want, I'll just order it from the place next door and bring the food over here"
>We can smell the whisky on his breath
>Tonight, this man is the drunkest man alive
>We finally place an order for food that they do have
>He begins to walk away when he stops, turns around, and stares at us
>He walks back
>"Oh, I almost forgot..."
>He opens his trench coat to reveal a gigantic, 12-inch black dildo
>He plops the dildo in my buddy's water glass and walks away

>A little while later, we called him over and asked him where he got the idea for his costume
>"I thought it was funny because no one had ever done it before. Well...I mean......someone did it before because I...uh..I......well, I had to get the idea from somewhere so someone did it before I guess, but...I...... ****************** "

He stumbled to the booth behind us and passed out. No clue if he was the actual waiter or not. This attractive blonde lady brought us our food.
User avatar #3 - TigerShark (05/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I didnt have a costume last Halloween so i just wore a flannel and told everybody i was going as "that guy who's wearing a flannel"
#29 - zombiepipboy (05/06/2014) [-]
She should have gone as a Nudist
She should have gone as a Nudist
#8 - aulubear (05/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I hate that there's people that look so much like my friends that I want to ask for a source, knowing it's gunna be some **** like guatamala.
User avatar #5 - PenguinsOfMars (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if i ever get a girl to consistently touch my penis and we have that going on during halloween i want her to dress as an elephant so i can get really drunk and ask if we're going to talk about the elephant in the room all night.
#50 - joshthepoet (05/06/2014) [-]
that's... actually a decent idea
User avatar #55 - leonhardt (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you want to look ******* lame.
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User avatar #51 - nimba (05/06/2014) [-]
Lazy costumes make me angry, try or don't!
#45 - weenieandthebutt (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
HFW later
HFW later
User avatar #36 - kharjo (05/06/2014) [-]
One good costume I saw was at a Halloween party 2 years ago. I dressed as a splicer from bioshock which looked great but my favorite last minute costume was the guy who turned up with a white shirt with "error 404 - costume not found"
#35 - anonexplains (05/06/2014) [-]
give her what she wants!!!!!
User avatar #33 - mrjweezy (05/06/2014) [-]
on strike for what?
#32 - angelusprimus (05/06/2014) [-]
Am I the only one thinking
"God damnit, meet her demands!"
#1 - mastercolossus (05/05/2014) [-]
*roll party*
gives me a great idea, DISGUISE PARTY!!!!
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