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This is his morning routine.
Every morning I watch a movie, and open my laptop to do
some work. He see' s my routine, and starts his,
Takes the pillow I put under my laptop.
Acts like an asshole For a second.
iii i
hath" a few times.
And waits to be let outside.
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#3 - fillytickler (12/14/2015) [-]
Holy **** , a movie every morning?
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#5 to #3 - IamPinhead (12/14/2015) [-]
club-mst3k.com
It's possible
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#7 to #3 - newdevyx (12/14/2015) [-]
Netflix and chill literally.
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#10 to #7 - tankdempseyy (12/14/2015) [-]
nice font color m8, i can almost read it
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User avatar #11 to #10 - kaiserdjg (12/14/2015) [-]
tha fuk is goin on
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#13 to #11 - tankdempseyy (12/14/2015) [-]
softcore jav
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#122 to #11 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #7 - sleapar (12/14/2015) [-]
This is my profile picture...
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User avatar #23 to #3 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/14/2015) [-]
that sounds like a good goal to have
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User avatar #14 to #3 - xdiabolicx (12/14/2015) [-]
>and then opens laptop to do some work

Sounds like she works from home.
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User avatar #52 to #14 - threeeighteen ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Living the dream.
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User avatar #102 to #52 - assdoreponyfucker (12/15/2015) [-]
not that uncommon
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User avatar #103 to #102 - threeeighteen ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean it's not living the dream though.
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User avatar #18 to #3 - drakonpunch (12/14/2015) [-]
At the end of the year I will have watched a movie for every other day of the year.
I've seen 246 out of IMDb's top 250 movies.
Tfw I can't see 250/250 this year because The Martian isn't out on Bluray until January.
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#34 to #18 - thecrayzeeman (12/14/2015) [-]
Damn, talk about determination.
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User avatar #48 to #18 - assdoreponyfucker (12/14/2015) [-]
just torrent it to watch and then buy the bluray for your collection after
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User avatar #70 to #48 - drakonpunch (12/14/2015) [-]
Obviously since it isn't released until January, I probably won't be able to find a good torrent of it before then. It's not worth watching a cam torrent just to complete it for me.
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User avatar #101 to #70 - assdoreponyfucker (12/15/2015) [-]
i get where you're coming at. its why i buy blue ray discs
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User avatar #35 to #18 - lapetus (12/14/2015) [-]
Is going to the movies out of the question?
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User avatar #68 to #35 - drakonpunch (12/14/2015) [-]
It's not but I couldn't find it playing anywhere near where I live
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User avatar #104 to #68 - cowcubrub (12/15/2015) [-]
Is your profile picture from Heroes 3? It seems really familiar...
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User avatar #118 to #104 - drakonpunch (12/15/2015) [-]
Yup It's Drakon, a Fortress hero
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#32 to #3 - fluffagus (12/14/2015) [-]
"I watch one movie every day"
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User avatar #67 to #32 - kalvissh (12/14/2015) [-]
But how many lamborghinis do you have in your lamborghini account?
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#94 to #67 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
only 47
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User avatar #93 to #32 - putindispencerhere (12/15/2015) [-]
NAWLEDGE
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User avatar #24 - splendiferoushank (12/14/2015) [-]
Maybe he's just looking for her eyebrows.
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#73 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Guys, that is a purebred Siberian Husky - it doesn't have a drop of wolf mixed in it.

THIS is a wolfdog. A real one, too. For one thing, you may notice it's a hell of a lot bigger - but it also doesn't have huge blue eyes or a big white patch on its face.

That's right - not a "hybrid", because there's no such thing; wolves and dogs are two types of the same species, so mixes between them aren't hybrids, which is also why they aren't born sterile like real hybrids (mules, ligers, etc.)

That poor eyebrow-less gal doesn't know any more about wolfdogs than she does about how to keep her laptops from frying. Sad, really.
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#95 to #73 - warofdawn (12/15/2015) [-]
i give you the definition of hybrid
Full Definition of HYBRID
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: an offspring of two animals or plants of different races, breeds, varieties, species, or genera
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: a person whose background is a blend of two diverse cultures or traditions
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a : something heterogeneous in origin or composition : composite <hybrids of complementary DNA and RNA strands> <a hybrid of medieval and Renaissance styles>
b : something (as a power plant, vehicle, or electronic circuit) that has two different types of components performing essentially the same function
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User avatar #97 to #95 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
By that definition, any mixed-breed dog is a hybrid too, but you don't see people saying "My Labrador / Poodle hybrid" do you?

In regards to animals, "Hybrid" is used to refer to a mix of two species. Wolves are Canis lupis, dogs are Canis lupus familiaris. They're just a subspecies of the wolf, so when crossed back to a wolf, you're not mixing two different species - just the domestic form and the wild form of the same animal.
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#107 to #73 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm personally relieved that someone who doesn't know the difference between a wolfdog and a husky isn't responsible for controlling the instincts of a vicious killer. Don't get me wrong they're amazing animals, but incredibly dangerous with the wrong owner
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User avatar #108 to #107 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
That's total BS - all a real wolfdog or wolf would kill would be your neighbor's chickens or a stray cat, even if it got loose.

What's far, far more likely to happen is that it would be run over by a car or shot dead in a field.

By the way - huskies have high prey drives and would do the exact same thing. Ask anyone who has a husky.

Wolves aren't even good hunters in the wild; they mostly scavenge other predators' kills or prey on sick or injured animals.

A wolfdog or wolf born and raised in captivity can't survive in the wild, that's why reintroduction programs next to never work.

They're not aggressive toward people; if anything they're incredibly shy, timid and fearful creatures who would sooner **** and/or piss themselves and run in the opposite direction than confront or attack a human.

That's why real wolf mixes also make terrible guard dogs - they expect YOU to protect THEM. They're ************ .
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#111 to #108 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm not saying they're all viscous killers. I'm just saying the wrong owner can unintentionally nurture those instincts and make them more dangerous then they would be even in the wild and romanticizing these animals encourages ignorant people to want to own them which will lead to more stigmas against them when their poorly trained wolfdogs do start killing their neighbors cats. And yeah that's true even of the golden retriever but wolfdogs are for the much much more experienced owner cause they don't have the advantage of having generations of human companionship in half their genes. They're an incredible animal but unless someone has a **** ton of experience they're doing both them and the animal a huge disservice owing one
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User avatar #116 to #111 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
deleted last reply because I accidentally a word

Yes to experience needed to keep them happy, healthy and safely contained in a secure environment they can live long, enjoyable, stimulating lives full of fun and enrichment.

A humongous No to them being dangerous vicious killers. That is very ignorant and uninformed mindset you've most likely gotten from the media, which more than likely was reporting on wolfy-looking pure dogs that negligent owners allowed to get loose and kill some farmer's sheep or harass their cattle before it was blown to smithereens.

In the rare cases that real wolfdogs do get loose, most are less likely to go after livestock or pets than even the well-loved and admired purebred Siberian Husky; because wolfdogs and wolves tend to be terrified of humans they don't know, and anything that smells like them.

I've seen countless cases of real wolfdogs getting loose - the ones who weren't mowed down by a car or shot for being mistaken as a coyote immediately usually ended up starving in the woods, living off of scraps left by campers but never getting close and needing to be caught in a life-trap because they were too fearful to go near anyone who wasn't their former owner.
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User avatar #110 to #73 - hamshef (12/15/2015) [-]
I think I remember seeing you talking in a post about your dogs being taken away for being mistaken for wolves.
Did you ever get those back?
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#114 to #110 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah that was me...
We got three back home safe; we have updated pictures and even videos on the other three who are in loving, responsible homes.

That's why I promote education about wolfdog misrepresentation... learned a LOT about it this past year after idiots mistaking my huskies for wolves got them forcibly (and illegally) dragged out of my home and put through a several month long court battle trying to get them back home where they belong.

This bimbo in OP's post doesn't realize it but she's actually putting her DOG in a lot of danger by calling him a "wolf-hybrid" - and everyone who believes that a real wolfdog will curl up on the couch and sleep with you while you watch a movie is getting a very poor perception of them.

The majority of wolfdogs with any significant amount of wolf in them usually need to live outside in a secure enclosure because they're so high-strung and destructive; they don't like being cooped up indoors like a house pet.

Huskies on the other hand love to be with their humans, that's their "pack" to them...all of mine certainly did. They slept on my bed every night.
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User avatar #96 to #73 - supercookieduster (12/15/2015) [-]
i went to a family reunion an some of my hillbilly relatives had one of those. it was pretty chill, but il never forget i was minding my own business when i saw it knock down this little toddler and took a huge **** right on his back. i was about 8, and it was so funny i almost passed out
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#98 to #96 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I guarantee you what you saw was a vaguely wolfy-looking dog, not a wolf or wolfdog. It can be hard to tell the difference, not least of all for an 8 year old.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - supercookieduster (12/15/2015) [-]
**** idk, i barely remember. they could of been lying
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User avatar #100 to #99 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Actually, they probably believed it themselves. Misrepresentation spreads more through ignorance than through purposefully dishonest scams -- but sadly, that can happen as well.

You can rest assured that about 99% or more of all claimed "wolfdogs", "wolf hybrids" or pet "wolves" actually have extremely little or no wolf in them at all.

They're just dogs - some look convincingly wolf-like to the untrained eye, and others don't.


To be fair, I wish someone could have gotten that on video. I don't care what kind of dog it was, that would have been hilarious to witness, lol.
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User avatar #105 to #100 - supercookieduster (12/15/2015) [-]
i believe it. looked just like your pic, but i dont remember it being that big. and i was a child lol
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#106 to #105 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
I kind of doubt you would know real wolf traits apart from dog traits even now, let alone when you were a little kid.

I mean, could you describe the differences between these two animals, even when seeing them side by side?

It was probably a German Shepherd, or a mix of one - but not part wolf.
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#22 - johnybx (12/14/2015) [-]
He's just saving you from putting pillow under laptop.
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#21 - kanekoa (12/14/2015) [-]
I made a thing!
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#17 - amuzen ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
somewhere in the world there's a beautiful girl with a wolf that watches a movie every morning
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User avatar #33 to #17 - Visier ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
I didn't read the post, but why the wolf watches the movies? Does he even understand them?
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#66 to #17 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
That's not a wolf, bro, that is a purebred husky. Not even a wolfdog or a "hybrid" - 100% husky. The girl's just dumb and can't tell one from the other.
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#25 to #17 - aizeinstein (12/14/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** Why the sadness? You can be that girl or the dog if you really want to.
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#26 to #25 - amuzen ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
You know what? you're right, today I'm going to get out there and piss on a fire hydrant!
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#27 to #26 - aizeinstein (12/14/2015) [-]
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**aizeinstein rolled image** That's the spirit!
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#4 - funnyjunking (12/14/2015) [-]
GIF
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#40 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Dem tiddies.
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User avatar #49 to #40 - darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-]
Your 12 year old is showing...
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#86 to #49 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
oh no someone mentioned tits, better 12 year old

lol you sound like a 12 year old that thinks he's mature.
adults like tits
grow the **** up
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User avatar #55 to #49 - baseddeerlord (12/14/2015) [-]
SURPRISE SURPRISE not all fjers like kissing men like you
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User avatar #56 to #55 - darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-]
Is this 5th grade?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - baseddeerlord (12/14/2015) [-]
No but this is FJ
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User avatar #58 to #57 - darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-]
Only someone like you would take that I like men because I don't like hearing people talk about tiddies all the time...
Aka another 12 year old.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - baseddeerlord (12/14/2015) [-]
I wish I was 12, life was a lot easier back then.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-]
says the 15 year old...
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User avatar #61 to #60 - baseddeerlord (12/14/2015) [-]
add 5 more years.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah, someone who says some dumb **** like you just said is not above 15.
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#64 to #62 - baseddeerlord (12/14/2015) [-]
Forgive me adult, for I have sinned.
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#88 - Sunset (12/14/2015) [-]
"Hey guys! Look at my wolf-dog hybrid! Also sorry that I'Mm ugly in these pics xD"
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User avatar #109 to #88 - nowthatsedgy (12/15/2015) [-]
boobs
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#9 - postwhatevs ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
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**postwhatevs rolled image** I would rest my head there too.
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#12 to #9 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
s-senpai
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#39 to #12 - aizeinstein (12/14/2015) [-]
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**aizeinstein rolled image** You rang? I wanna be someone's senpai
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#90 - spanishninja ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
>wolf-hybrid
>wolf-hybrid
>WOLF-HYBRID

thats the most ridiculous way of thumbwhoring ive seen today
because thats just a ******* huskie
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#8 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Wolf-hybrid? I'm calling ******** .

That woman is crazy attractive, though.
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User avatar #19 to #8 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
It's obviously mixed with husky, considering huskies look strikingly like a wolf already, it's not too hard to believe.
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#30 to #19 - joeyisheres (12/14/2015) [-]
He's more than likely right. Wolf hybrids are not easily domesticated, and are very high maintenance. That's a husky. More than half of the people who claim to have a wolf or a wolf hybrid have no clue what they're talking about.
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#63 to #30 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Holy **** , someone who knows about wolfdog misrepresentation! And on funnyjunk of all places... I'm legitimately shocked.
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#69 to #63 - joeyisheres (12/14/2015) [-]
I've worked with dogs since I was 15. I don't claim to be an expert, but I know more than most about dogs. I'm actually writing this comment in a room full of dogs.
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#71 to #69 - joeyisheres (12/14/2015) [-]
Well, full might be a bit of an exaggeration. Monday is a small group.
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#79 to #71 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Your job looks ******* awesome. : P

My roomie and I take ours out to the woods to run, play and explore. I can definitely tell the difference between a husky and a real wolfdog. ; )
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#85 to #79 - joeyisheres (12/14/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, it's pretty great. Are those all yours? Looks like more than enough to keep you busy!
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#87 to #85 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Nope, three belong to my roommate, two are mine. I also have a third but I take him on solo outings without the youngsters because he's a cranky old fart who doesn't play well with others, lol.
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#112 to #87 - joeyisheres (12/15/2015) [-]
Nice to see a responsible pet owner. I can't tell you how many idiots my place of work caters to.
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User avatar #117 to #112 - Dember ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Haha, well thanks. Yeah, they're my kids to me.

What about you? Got any of your own? : P
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#120 to #117 - joeyisheres (12/15/2015) [-]
I had a puppy for about a year. I had to rehome her due to some bull **** rental restrictions. I'm waiting till I own a place to get another dog.
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#78 to #19 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
No, the dog in OP's post is a purebred husky who is just mistaken to be part wolf.

Even a lower content wolfdog would have wolf traits - this dog has none. If there's a drop of wolf in it, it would be about 10% or less; not even enough to call it a wolfdog.
I mean if you were only 10% African American, would you be Black? No.

This is a pure husky, compared to a real wolfdog. Can you tell which is which?
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#53 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Cute chick, check. Dog, check. All aboard to the front page!
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User avatar #41 - lovot (12/14/2015) [-]
The dog just cares about your airflow.
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#36 - lordfroz (12/14/2015) [-]
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**lordfroz rolled image**sounds like dember 's life
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User avatar #65 to #36 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
lol that's a purebred husky, not even a lower content wolfdog. That bimbo's just dumb and can't tell the difference. And yep, huskies act just like that - especially if they're not taught any manners.

Pro tip: there's no such thing as a wolf "hybrid", so her ignorance on that is obvious enough.
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User avatar #29 - satansferret (12/14/2015) [-]
pillow under laptop? dafuq?
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User avatar #37 to #29 - ronyx (12/14/2015) [-]
Probably a ******* plebian
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User avatar #81 to #29 - eklipsbrate ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Because keeping a hot laptop in your lap is unhealthy ?
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#42 to #29 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
To keep her legs from being burned off I guess. And maybe to move it to a more reasonable height to work from.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - satansferret (12/14/2015) [-]
If a laptop is hot enough to burn your legs, putting a pillow under it is just down right derpy.
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User avatar #74 to #44 - viscerys ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Doesn't have to be hot enough to burn your legs tbf. Having sweaty thighs is really awful.
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#1 - gameboyblue (12/14/2015) [-]
**gameboyblue used "*roll picture*"**
**gameboyblue rolled image** I'm in love
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#2 to #1 - nemesisapoc (12/14/2015) [-]
**nemesisapoc used "*roll picture*"**
**nemesisapoc rolled image**Yeah, man, that wolf is gorgeous.
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#91 - spartantoaster (12/14/2015) [-]
Is no one really going to talk about this woman's lack of eyebrows?
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#38 - theinternetwizard (12/14/2015) [-]
That aint a wolf hybrid

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User avatar #47 to #38 - chikibriki (12/14/2015) [-]
how do you know? wolves come in all different colors
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#75 to #47 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
Wolves do come in several colors.

However, that doesn't turn them into pure huskies - they will never have blue eyes or big, well-defined white markings like the one in the OP, which is in fact a purebred husky mistaken to be part wolf.

These two are the same color, but you can (hopefully) tell the difference between which is a wolf and which is a dog...
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#121 to #47 - theinternetwizard (12/15/2015) [-]
Basically what Dember said.
The Mask, the fur, and especially the eyes.
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#45 to #38 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**technically all dogs are wolf hybrids
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User avatar #77 to #45 - Dember ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
No, technically none are.

For starters, wolves and dogs are two different subspecies of the same species - meaning even real wolfdogs aren't hybrids at all. That's also why they aren't infertile, unlike true hybrids such as mules, ligers and even serval/cat mixes such as Savannahs.

Also, it's been recently discovered that dogs may not have descended from wolves at all - but rather, that both wolves and dogs descended from a common ancestor that is now extinct. Lots of cross-breeding has occurred over the thousands of years that dogs have existed, but the belief that they "came from" wolves may be very inaccurate.
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User avatar #6 - doomxninja ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
that's cute. The dog as well.
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