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#2 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Very few people on FJ know what that feels like.   
>virgin@20
Very few people on FJ know what that feels like.
>virgin@20
#143 to #2 - porkerrr (10/28/2013) [-]
... lost mine before i was 18... not proud
User avatar #144 to #143 - adu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Why is that? If you don't mind me asking.
#145 to #144 - porkerrr (10/28/2013) [-]
i lost it on my 14th birthday and the bitch said i raped her.
User avatar #146 to #145 - adu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Well, that's not pretty... One good argument for getting to know someone before doing it with them.
#147 to #146 - porkerrr (10/28/2013) [-]
Thats why me and my current gf dated for 7 months before rubing out flat parts.
User avatar #148 to #147 - adu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
That's a good idea, getting to really know someone's love for you before making that kind of decision. Also there's nothing wrong with making sure they want it reaaally bad before giving it to them... heheh.
#149 to #148 - porkerrr (10/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. I like you. you got your head in the game and **** . And you are polite. nice
User avatar #150 to #149 - adu ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
What's up with that, anyway?? People keep telling me that, yet when it comes down to actually meeting girls, I get so anxious that I lock up. Either I need a routine to practice with someone, or I just need to wait until I'm in an environment where I can interact with the same girl(s) on a regular basis (sharing a class or something).

I swear, I can be suave as **** when I'm comfortably in a relationship, but getting into that kind of relationship in the first place is the hard part... It happened only once before, and to be honest it kind of just happened, so I still don't know how to bridge that gap.
#106 to #2 - implication (10/27/2013) [-]
>Staying as a virgin past the age of 16

Whats up with that?
User avatar #81 to #2 - flarewolfthegame (10/27/2013) [-]
10 more years and you'll be wrecking **** with that staff of yours.
User avatar #53 to #2 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
>virg@18
(have gotten to 3rd base a few times though)
User avatar #57 to #53 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm unfamiliar with the "bases" so you may have to explain that to me.
User avatar #115 to #57 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
blowjob (for guys) and cunnilingus for girls.

Well of course I got to 1st and 2nd before that but yea.
User avatar #117 to #115 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Then I got to 2nd a few times and really really close to 3rd. 3rd (for either of those) was about one question away, but decided to restrain myself because we were at her grandma's house...
User avatar #118 to #117 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
With one girl I actually got toe 3rd base before I got to 1st and 2nd, it was really funny (and kind of a dick move but I was 16 so Ive gotten nicer since then).

I found out a girl liked me so I started texting her and then just a few days after we started talking, I literally asked for a bj through text. And to my ginormous surprise she said yes so I went over her house, and she was really shy and she was a total virgin so we first started out talking and then she started doing her math homework while asking me for help and after about half and hour of doing her HW I was like "Hold on, I came here for a reason." So she was like "ok lets go" and I pulled down my pants and she went to work.
And halfway through she stopped and made out with me and then I took her shirt off and felt her boobs and she went back to work.
User avatar #119 to #118 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
That's peculiar. I'd be a bit more romantic about it than that... in fact, if she gives me a BJ, I'd want to eat her out, or at least use some magic fingers. It's weird, but I feel a stronger compulsion to please her than to please myself... or, rather, it pleases me more to please her than to just want it for myself, you know? If she enjoyed the blowjob, hell yeah I'd enjoy it too, but I'd like a turn giving her what she wants as well.
User avatar #120 to #119 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
yes I know exactly what you mean but like I said I was 16 then and...


I've gotten better now. I think it was because she liked me a lot more than I liked her so she was desperate to please me whereas I was 'meh'.

The last girl I went out with in January, the first time we did anything sexual I hit all 3 bases in order in a couple hours and then I wanted to go eat her out and I was going slowly kissing her from her face all the way down there and she let me get to the belly button before she stopped me and told me shes on her period.

I still used the magic fingers on her because her tampon was keeping everything clean and I just felt the string. No blood or anything, I wouldn't have even known she was on her period unless she told me.

This second girl also liked me a lot more than I liked her, but I still felt the need to give her a good time instead of just nutting and leaving.
User avatar #121 to #120 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Periods can always get in the way... but yeah, it's gentlemanly of you to give her some loving, even if there's that limitation.
User avatar #122 to #121 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
I did my best with what was available to me
User avatar #123 to #122 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Still no clue how to present myself in a way that is both 1: attractive and obviously interested, and 2: respectable and considerate.
User avatar #125 to #123 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
you mean when first talking to a girl/wanting to ask her out?

Cuz if yes then I have to tell u a story of how I snagged an easy 9/10 a few months ago
User avatar #126 to #125 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Go on.
#127 to #126 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
Well there was this girl at the gym where I work (Im a lifeguard), and she was standing next to me while we both did some curls in front of the mirror, and I noticed her glance at me a couple times so I had an inkling that she was interested. So I left for a few minutes, got a drink of water, gathered up my balls, and I walked up to her and very very honest lyand simply, said, "Scuse me can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I don't mean to be too forward, but think you're really cute. Um.., i'd kick myself in the ass later if I didnt come over and introduce myself, so how ya doin, im (insert name here), it's nice to meet you. Listen, I uh, I gotta go but you should give me your number, i'd love to talk to you again sometime."

Right? Very simple, easy line. If you're uncomfortable/new at this, walk up to a girl you BARELY know, and try and repeat that word for word. You'd be surprised how honesty works, and how pick-up lines dont. Cuz girls think thats really cute; she's gonna call her friends later and be like, "OMG, the CUTEST guy came up to me today, and he was like 'I think you're really cute', and I ended giving him my number."

Girls love honesty and confidence.

Some disclaimers; you have to be fairly good looking to try this, because that's all she has to go on. If you're not then you have to have a decent conversation with her so you can showcase why she should date you.


Lately what I've been doing in school is walking up to a good looking girl, asking her name, major, what she does for fun etc and then getting her number. Then when I have breaks in between classes I text her and we either get food or just talk, and a few days or a couple weeks into doing this I tell her "Listen (insert name here), the more I talk to you I realize how much I'm starting to like you, and on top of that I think you're really cute. Would you want to hang out sometime outside of school?

That generally works cuz she's had more time to get to know you
User avatar #128 to #127 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
That all sounds pretty much genius, especially the latter half. Although you're right that I'd have to be pretty good looking to pull that off. Thing is, I'm a pretty scrawny **** , but not twiggy or lanky. I'm 6'5" 150lbs, but I am in decent shape and have a masculine-yet-cute face with absolutely piercing blue eyes. This is just what I've been told, so I'm not making this up. Taking my whole body into account though, and the fact that I have some issues with acne, I'd rate myself a 7/10, but I'm not too sure about that. Being a lifeguard that actually works out at a gym and everything, you sound like you'd be rated a 9/10 or something easily, but I'm not positive. Still, would probably be way easier for you than for me.

If you need a better idea of what I'm talking about, we might be able to swap pictures through PMs or something, or just post it here if you're not bashful.
#131 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
Just found this one I took I think Friday or Thursday so you have more than one picture to go on.

But yea, I'm fairly good looking but nothing special. And I still pull pretty good looking girls, so you should have no problem
User avatar #134 to #131 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I think I have better eyes than you, but you definitely have the better complexion. Better hair, too, maybe, but I don't know what girls look for in hairstyle.
User avatar #137 to #134 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
My eyes are pretty boring. And my nose is ******** .

Other than that I'm pretty aright. I have some acne sort of below my jawline but above my neck, so you can't really see it unless you're looking up at me.

But see, nothing spectacular and I'm still able to find girls. You should have no issue cuz it's not like youre ugly
#130 to #128 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty twiggy like you, though not as twiggy (5'10", 135lbs) And I'm not like some supermodel with dashing good looks, I'm just pretty good looking (or so I've been told. By the 4 girls I've asked I've gotten 7.5, 8, 8, 8.5 out of 10 so that aint too bad but it's not too good either).

This is a while back cuz I don't take pictures very often at all
#casuallywaitinginline
#hashtagsonFJ
#yolo
#swag
#haterzmakemesmile
#133 to #130 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
To give you an idea of my body type. (Me on the right, my big bro on the left, sulking because I'm taller than him.)
#132 to #130 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, well, this is a picture of me without my glasses (which will be what I look like from now on since I just got contacts) and I don't think I look too bad. When I actually wash my hair, it's sort of fuzzy and boyish, and like I said, I have piercing blue eyes, accentuated by bushy eyebrows and strangely feminine eyelashes... Only problems I think my face has are acne problems and slightly yellowish teeth. I haven't really been rated by anyone besides my ex, who gave me a 12/10 because she literally wanted to rape me, but I get the feeling that's not exactly a universal consensus.
User avatar #135 to #132 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
yea you're not too bad. Definitely keep that glasses off, you look 12 with them. Your height should help you pull bitches too.

Don't worry, just pretty much do what I wrote a few comments ago and you should be fine
#136 to #135 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
This is what I look like with glasses. I think they make me look older and more intelligent, but at the same time, more distanced and possibly pretentious... My eyes are certainly the highlight of my face, so I'll try and keep them exposed more often. I hate cleaning these things anyways.
User avatar #142 to #136 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
I said you look better without.

Comment 135, "Definitely keep the glasses off, you look 12 with them"
User avatar #140 to #136 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
cant reply to next comment cuz our thread is too long, but alright that's pretty much what I guessed.
Ill be 19 in less than 2 months.
User avatar #141 to #140 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
So wait, do you think I look better with or without glasses? Not sure if I'm reading you right, cause everyone I've asked says I look better without.
User avatar #138 to #136 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
I didn't think that far into it, I just looked at your first picture and thought you didn't look nearly as good as without glasses.

How old are you btw?
User avatar #139 to #138 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
20
#80 to #57 - whereismynigga (10/27/2013) [-]
1st kiss
2nd boobs
3rd petting, handjob, boobjob etc.
homebase - penetration
User avatar #116 to #80 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
Can you explain what petting is? never heard of it
User avatar #105 to #80 - Dwarf (10/27/2013) [-]
I guess I'm a god damn bench warmer then.
#89 to #80 - riship (10/27/2013) [-]
3rd is oral i think
#111 to #89 - bann (10/27/2013) [-]
It varies, but you could defiantly but it in there
#112 to #111 - bann (10/27/2013) [-]
hehe, put it in
User avatar #29 to #2 - dafuckisthisshit (10/27/2013) [-]
ill be 25 next month. the furthest i ever got was feeling boob.
User avatar #36 to #29 - goldenfairy (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm 22-23 (I don't know) but I didn't get that far.
#34 to #29 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
This is a reply to all of you. First of all, I'm not saying this in a hurtful manner, but for gods sake men, get a grip. Shagging isn't that hard, its not even difficult to get a girl into bed.

I guarantee all your problems wind down to the fact that because you've let it go on for so long, you now feel a tremendous amount of pressure and that puts you off the fact. Maybe you think your penis is smaller than average. Maybe you think that because you got turned down once, every woman is out to say no to you.

Well I can promise, your penis is regular most likely, and will always look smaller to you than you think. Just because you got turned down once doesn't mean you shouldn't go out and try again. I go by the rule 1 in 10. If one in ten girls I ask to come back to mine on a night out say yes, that means I only need to chat up 10 girls in a night, and I've guaranteed a prize for myself.

Confidence, bit of style, and some personality will take you a long way. Its a vain and petty world sorry to say, and that bit of style will bring you a long way. Get an expensive haircut, buy some nice clothes, make sure you smell nice, smile more, be outgoing. Walk into a place like you own it, make jokes with people, laugh with your mates, don't just approach a girl, edge your way over, ask if she'd like to dance, maybe buy her a drink. Make sure theres something about you that stands out, so you look a bit more unique than the rest.

And for the love of good, stop self diagnosing yourselves as introverts. I understand there are some introverts out there, take one of my bestmates for example, but get some alcohol in you and your sorted. Being shy is not equal to being introverted either, and just means you need to work on your confidence.

Im not claiming that this will make you a stud, and I'm in a happy relationship at the moment, but that girl would have never have gone for me had it not been for my confidence, because I'll be the first to admit Im not a good looking guy.
User avatar #124 to #34 - wanicochil (10/27/2013) [-]
Most of the time it's cause the girl isn't good enough for me

I only like very specific types of girls

Hell I nearly had a girl falling head over heels for me but my friend performed the greatest cock block of the year and I hate him eternally

Thinking about it he has cock blocked me quite a few times.. I should probably stop going to clubs with him

(I honestly was mostly joking with my post down below)
#129 to #124 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
Broaden your horizons my friend. I have a type, if you can call it that, but it doesn't necessarily mean I always go with my type. So long as a girls willing to put the same amount of effort in as I am (wearing something nice, having hygiene, bit of charisma doesnt hurt) then I'm always willing to give them a chance. Beauty tends to be skin deep, but that doesn't mean I've never had a one night stand either.

My current girlfriend is someone I knew at university, which I finished just over a year ago, we got back into contact when we bumped into each other in a coffee shop and realised we had both moved into the same city, and worked quite close to each. It's been about six months now, and she makes me very happy, and I do the same for her.

Types don't come into play when you find someone you truly love, you'll love them for them, and that's all that's gonna matter.
User avatar #69 to #34 - wardd (10/27/2013) [-]
Let me tell you a story of my love life if you're interested.
Okay i haven't asked out A LOT of girls, but still a fair amount and most of them said no. Except one however. I get her phone number and later when i call her i found out she lives in a mental hospital. Shortly afther my parents (i was 17 at the time) find out and forbid me from seeing her. So well i figured a girl has to be insane to like me, so i keep telling myself it's not worth it.
#73 to #69 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
That's quite depressing truth be told, what sort of mental illness does she have. But, I still stick by the rule of 1 in 10.
User avatar #75 to #73 - wardd (10/27/2013) [-]
Ohw thats the fun part
She tried to kill herself around the time we met
I hope one day i can find the courage to talk to girls again but damn it's taking a long time.
#107 to #75 - greedtheavaricious (10/27/2013) [-]
Hold your head up high, brother. You will find the right one. We all will if we just try.
#76 to #75 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
just keep your chin up kid. talking to girls is easy once you give it a couple of girls, obviously what you've been through with that girl will have set you back a bit, but its no reason to not get back on the horse so to speak.

Just remember, confidence, hygiene, personality. The worlds your oyster, go find a pearl, ya know all those clich├ęs.
User avatar #55 to #34 - luckiestcharms (10/27/2013) [-]
I agree with you in almost all things except your method of approaching women. Dont be a creep and edge your way over, they know what you're doing and will move away. As for buying them a drink, odd are that will end in her taking the drink and ******* off. If you see a girl you like, or think is aesthetically appealing, just go over. Don't think about it, the thinking is what ***** you over. THen you start doubting yourself and make excuses like "Oh that guy standing near her was probably her bf" or " shes probably such a bitch". Hot chicks are people too, just be friendly and seem nonthreatening and you should be fine.
#61 to #55 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, lets agree to disagree, as these methods have done me well. And I didn't mean do the creep from the lonely island, just meant make your way over, but don't make a beeline.
User avatar #114 to #61 - luckiestcharms (10/27/2013) [-]
Whatever works for you bro, happy hunting
User avatar #43 to #34 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
With all due respect, all this advice does is show that we have completely different feelings about sex, and completely different tastes in women.
#50 to #43 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
lets hear your feelings about sex then. and while you're at it, what's your taste in women, because I wouldn't say I actually have a preference.
User avatar #56 to #50 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
It's also worth noting that, even before that appointed time of certainty, I'd be willing to engage in other sexual acts if I was comfortable and aroused. Things like oral, fingering, grinding, and a bunch of other foreplay stuff. In fact it's things like that which might ease me into further intimacy, or throw me under the wheels of the double-decker bus of passion (so-to-speak).

I have rather specific taste in women, both physical and personal, but they're not hard codes I keep to, and what I've seen from experience is that a strong enough love can actually change your preferences in favor of the person you're in love with. I'd still prefer a sweet girl that's soft, compassionate, kinda pervy, lewd sense of humor, into anime, into video games, open, honest, things like that. Physically, generous thighs and hips are beneficial, as is a full set of lips, soft cheeks, and other things...
#54 to #50 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Well, my feelings about sex are honestly about one tier lower than "waiting for marriage." In fact I used to think that waiting for marriage was the best (or only) route for assurance, but now I feel that is completely baseless. Sex to me, though, is still something extraordinary and special, and I simply cannot separate it from my deeper emotions. It's the greatest physical intimacy, so to me it would feel forced and unnatural if I didn't share that same intimacy on an emotional and psychological level. Not to mention that if the relationship didn't work out, there would be that lingering comparison and emotional competition with my previous lover, at least for a while, and I don't want to have to go through that. I could manage to make it a special and unique intimacy each time, but I'd rather not have to. I'd have to trust a girl with my life before I'd give her something like that, and I mean that as in, I would have to be happy to have her with me for the rest of my life before that. I'd have to be willing to propose at that point, even if not right then.

It's still a goal of mine to have sex with only one person for the rest of my life. The type of girl that is right for me would feel the same way. They don't have to be a virgin, but they have to understand that level of commitment and intimacy, even if it didn't work out for them before. It's not even about what they've experienced in the past, it's about how they feel about it right here, right now, when they're with me. When I lose my virginity, I want it to be making love, not having sex. Pedantic, but there's a difference there, and it might take several months or even a year before I'm sure of sharing that. If they ask too early, I'll politely decline. If they try and force it, I may have to let them go, because loving sex more than me means that we wouldn't have worked out anyways, and I'd be glad I didn't waste too much on them. But if they're patient, and things blossom, then passion may take over...
#59 to #54 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
Obviously you feel strongly in your opinions. If I could just open your mind a bit though, and hear me out, because I read your whole comment, digested it, and then formed this response, which I didn't need to do.

I think that your feelings on sex and love seem to be a bit confused, because there one in the same. Sex is making love. ******* is a completely different ball game. I'm going to assume your a nice guy, and that you probably have a deep romantic side that you want to portray on girls.

Well, my advice to you on that is as follows. Romance movies are not true, Graphic Novels don't portray love, and fanfiction's are not real. Let go of this, "it has to all be perfect and right" ******** . It doesn't need to be, and it feels just as good.

Girls want romance, but they also want passion. They want flowers, but they want their neck kissed as well. Play the field a bit. You go round this big rock once, whether or not you believe in god, thats true. Im not saying gods not real, but obviously we have no conscience of ever alive before our lives that we lead now, so in this instance, your living this one life out, and its too damn short to spend following an idealogical dream.

I'm not saying to abandon all hope of ever finding the girl that makes you happy, but too point out your previous statement at the end, "because loving sex more than me means we wouldnt have worked out anyway", this is ridiculous. Sex and love are one in the same, you'll never feel more intimate with a girl then when your having sex, but it is love. A love life doesn't exist without sex, celibacy is one of the highest causes of seperation in engaged couples, and it's unhealthy. An active sex life is good for you, it clears your skin, makes you think better, helps your heart, decreases the risk of heart problems, and it feels ******* amazing.

I'm not trying to be a dick mate, but sort out this idea you have of sex just being meant for one person each, it isn't, end of.
#70 to #59 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Well very few people understand my position, that's for sure. Guys, mostly, but people assume too many things. I don't watch romance movies, I don't read graphic novels, and I tend to avoid fanfics like the plague. This isn't some position that I've grabbed a hold of from too many nights in, and I'm not waiting for it to be perfect, I just have to be certain that it means something, more than just a 						****					, and more than just getting it on after a few dates. I'm not going to be a total prude about it, there are plenty of ways to pleasure a girl, even have them orgasm multiple times without actually having sex, I know at least that much from personal experience. And I think you misunderstood my statement. If they want to have sex more than they want to have sex with me specifically, then that means there's nothing particularly special about how they feel about me in the first place. Love gives patience, but I realize that it also gives passion, and I don't take patience as an excuse for inaction. I made that mistake once before.    
   
All of this is up in the air, not written in stone, and believe me, my mind is open; this is just the way I feel about it as of this moment. If a girl came into my life suddenly, opened up to me, and we got to know each other in just a matter of a couple months, and it felt like I knew her my entire life... who knows? If she's serious about being with me for the long-run, if she's serious about making it special, if she curls up into my lap, starts playing with my zipper, looks me in the eyes and begs me to make love to her... who am I to refuse a girl that kind of happiness? It all depends on the moment, but I don't want it to be forced. I don't want it to be "if you won't have sex with me, then I'll find someone who will." I'll only feel right giving it if I knew she'd still love me even if I declined. But believe me, if I feel comfortable and sure, nothing would make me happier than to bring that kind of pleasure to a girl. Just no regrets
Well very few people understand my position, that's for sure. Guys, mostly, but people assume too many things. I don't watch romance movies, I don't read graphic novels, and I tend to avoid fanfics like the plague. This isn't some position that I've grabbed a hold of from too many nights in, and I'm not waiting for it to be perfect, I just have to be certain that it means something, more than just a **** , and more than just getting it on after a few dates. I'm not going to be a total prude about it, there are plenty of ways to pleasure a girl, even have them orgasm multiple times without actually having sex, I know at least that much from personal experience. And I think you misunderstood my statement. If they want to have sex more than they want to have sex with me specifically, then that means there's nothing particularly special about how they feel about me in the first place. Love gives patience, but I realize that it also gives passion, and I don't take patience as an excuse for inaction. I made that mistake once before.

All of this is up in the air, not written in stone, and believe me, my mind is open; this is just the way I feel about it as of this moment. If a girl came into my life suddenly, opened up to me, and we got to know each other in just a matter of a couple months, and it felt like I knew her my entire life... who knows? If she's serious about being with me for the long-run, if she's serious about making it special, if she curls up into my lap, starts playing with my zipper, looks me in the eyes and begs me to make love to her... who am I to refuse a girl that kind of happiness? It all depends on the moment, but I don't want it to be forced. I don't want it to be "if you won't have sex with me, then I'll find someone who will." I'll only feel right giving it if I knew she'd still love me even if I declined. But believe me, if I feel comfortable and sure, nothing would make me happier than to bring that kind of pleasure to a girl. Just no regrets
#71 to #70 - shareacokewith (10/27/2013) [-]
We could go back and forth on this all day, but lets just leave it at this. I think we both come from very different ends of the spectrum on what it means to be in love, but I respect your opinion. Have a nice day mate.
User avatar #74 to #71 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
You too. And just because I hold a different viewpoint doesn't mean I think yours is wrong. There's more to sexuality than bi/straight/gay, and none of it is necessarily wrong. Some things can't be changed, and some things we wouldn't change even if we could. It's just a matter of finding someone who feels the same way, and then something beautiful can be found.
#47 to #43 - endospore ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Introvert, mostly a basement dweller and all that. You know how I got my girlfriend? I *gasp* actually asked a girl out. First week of a new semester at college, saw a girl I thought was cute, and after talking to her for a moment or two, I said 'hey do you want to hang out sometime?' That's how you get a date/girlfriend. You have to ask.
User avatar #58 to #47 - swimmingprodigy (10/27/2013) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyseyseyesyseyes repeat this a thousand times over for all to see because this is all it takes and every girl Ive ever asked out (which is like only 5 of them) I've done this same thing to. Got rejected by 1 and the other had a bf.

It's really not as difficult as people think.

Ask for her name to get things started, where's she go to school, what classes she's taking if she's in your school, ask her what she likes to do for fun, then ask her if she wants to hang out sometime because you think she's really cute.

That's all it takes.

And you have to say the cute part to make it evident that u dont want to just be friends.
User avatar #48 to #47 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Well as long as it's not at a bar, I guess I could see that working. Might be a bit late into the semester though, and I'd rather have it be someone who I have a class with, but if I get the urge I guess there's nothing to lose.
User avatar #31 to #29 - evald (10/27/2013) [-]
da fuk
#24 to #2 - wanicochil (10/27/2013) [-]
10 more years and we can both become the most powerful wizards the world has ever known   
   
 Yet we still won't know the loving embrace of a woman
10 more years and we can both become the most powerful wizards the world has ever known

Yet we still won't know the loving embrace of a woman
User avatar #77 to #24 - toosexyforyou (10/27/2013) [-]
If you cared enough about getting laid then either get a hooker or go to a club, it's that ******* easy
User avatar #97 to #77 - HarvietheDinkle (10/27/2013) [-]
Go to a club and do what?

I get the hooker thing, but simply going to a club isn't good for people with

a)social anxiety
b)intense hatred for pickup lines because they don't want to pick up some dumb chick they'll have a one-night stand for
c)Physical disorders that prevent drinking or being near flashing lights.
User avatar #113 to #97 - toosexyforyou (10/27/2013) [-]
Yeah faggots thumb me down for giving you some easy solutions. to answer your club question, you literally just have to go to the club and do stuff. you can try to dance, you can just stand there and wait for girls to come to you, or you can just try to talk to people. as long as you DONT get drunk, its super easy to bring girls back from the club
#100 to #97 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
Just go out and be yourself... No need to go to a club... Just go somewhere crowded where you can enjoy yourself. If you put yourself out there you will have more opportunities. You don't even need to be on the prowl. Once you're out having fun everything else will fall in place afterwards, but don't expect it to be instant.
#30 to #24 - unholyjebus (10/27/2013) [-]
That's the burden one must carry for one to know true greatness.
#23 to #2 - Bluemistake (10/27/2013) [-]
Had a missus, we had few times a day, every day for a year, and left with solely a broken heart and my hand.

Sometimes it's better to not have done it.

Other times it's bloody amazing.
User avatar #4 to #2 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Honestly... when her dad is military, ptsd and refuses treatment, anger managment issues, gun lover, etc... it can be scary...



was worth it btw
User avatar #5 to #4 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Something tells me you're only commenting to show off.
User avatar #6 to #5 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
maybe a bit
#7 to #6 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, it's not that nobody's wanted to, it's just that I never had the chance...   
Long-distance relationship for over 2.5 years, only managed to meet twice, but neither time gave us much privacy... That relationship ended, but I still miss her...
Yeah, well, it's not that nobody's wanted to, it's just that I never had the chance...
Long-distance relationship for over 2.5 years, only managed to meet twice, but neither time gave us much privacy... That relationship ended, but I still miss her...
User avatar #8 to #7 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I've done the long distance relationship once before, i know that feel but i never got a chance to meet her. Honestly, the long distance relationships are easier and better. it takes a very large weight off your shoulders, but at the same time it sucks not being there in person for them...
#9 to #8 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
She's had a lot of problems in the time I knew her, and physical affection is the language she knows best... The worst part was the feelings of helplessness, that no matter what, the most I could do was encourage her, send her gifts, write her poetry, and make her laugh over the phone... It was enough, for a long time at least, but she found someone else... someone that could give her more than I ever could.   
   
I guess that's life though. Not even sad that it happened anymore, she always deserved more than I could offer. He makes her happy, really happy, so I at least have that peace.
She's had a lot of problems in the time I knew her, and physical affection is the language she knows best... The worst part was the feelings of helplessness, that no matter what, the most I could do was encourage her, send her gifts, write her poetry, and make her laugh over the phone... It was enough, for a long time at least, but she found someone else... someone that could give her more than I ever could.

I guess that's life though. Not even sad that it happened anymore, she always deserved more than I could offer. He makes her happy, really happy, so I at least have that peace.
User avatar #33 to #9 - zaiopeperse (10/27/2013) [-]
Sorry for breaking into your thread, I just feel like I have to say that this sounds very much like the relationship I'm currently in. School's keeping me too busy to be able to visit her before this summer which really sucks. Luckily, we do have skype
User avatar #42 to #33 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
My advice is to never take her for granted. That distance isn't something you can ignore, it's something you have to compensate for. Do everything in your power to talk with her whenever you can, make her laugh, send her gifts, write her things... then maybe with a bit of luck, what happened to me won't happen to you.
User avatar #10 to #9 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Atleast you find some comfort in that someone you care about is happy. But there is someone for everyone man guarantee you that, you just gotta find them. You never really know who it could be but it's a small world and its funny how it all comes together.

You'll find someone though, just gotta take a shot at them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised at how exceptionally skilled I am at becoming friends with girls that already have boyfriends. I don't see it as a loss though, I don't need sex or romance to want to make a girl happy, it's just part of my nature. Friendship is its own reward.

The advice I usually get is to be patient and stop letting it make me anxious.
User avatar #12 to #11 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Haha well youre a good man, without an ulterior motive, just there to make her happy, and at some point a girl is going to recognize that. You gotta keep that in mind.
User avatar #13 to #12 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I sometimes wonder if I'm doing in just in case the relationship fails or something, but that would imply that I'm unsatisfied with the current circumstances. I'm really not, but if a door is opened that lets me make her even happier, I'd be happy to oblige. Time will tell, but I'm not making it my objective, and I'm not keeping my eyes closed to other women either. Made that mistake once with a crush, missed out on a sweet girl that had a thing for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Well if you are attending college atm, (you said you were 20), that's a great place to meet like-minded people. But I would say to not go for a girl who just ended their relationship, as you may end up being a fall-back guy, which is not sincere. Being there for them is one thing, but taking them right after one ended is another. If you get what I'm saying.
User avatar #15 to #14 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
If that didn't make much sense I'm sorry I'm tired
User avatar #16 to #15 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
You're making perfect sense. I would never rush into a relationship, especially not one that's on the tail of a previous relationship. It would take maybe 6 months or longer before building up enough trust and stuff for me to take it as a serious long-term relationship.

I am in college right now, but it's community college, so apart from the club I'm going to start and the classes with people who don't seem very talkative, I don't have too much exposure. I'll be transferring to a dorm college in a year or two though, so it's something that will improve with time.
User avatar #17 to #16 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Okay I'm attending a community college atm too. I think community college is better for meeting people anyway, the diversity is immense, and in general it is a lot of fun. But take into account, if you meet someone at community college, chances are they won't plan on going to the same 4 year college afterwards, which is one HUGE setback. So it may be better to wait until you're at your 4 year college.
#18 to #17 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
After a long distance relationship, I'd be happy if I could just visit them on a monthly basis... did you know that when my ex broke up with me, it had been a year since I had seen her in person? Although, I do have the other person's needs to consider, as always, so you might be right. But to be completely honest, my romantic patience is through the roof right now.

But yeah, having a cute girl that lives on the same campus as me might have its... advantages. To be completely honest, I don't plan on having sex for a long time. Despite the urge, I'd have to trust a girl with my life before sharing something like that with her. It is, however, a sweet recurring dream of mine to have someone special to watch One Piece with all night, someone to fall asleep in my arms...
User avatar #19 to #18 - laziness ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Wait until the 4 year college, it'll be easier, and finding a girl who likes one piece in a community college is not hard... atleast not here... finding an attractive one, maybe an issue.
User avatar #20 to #19 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say my standards are low, but I can see the beauty in most women... most.
I do have a limit when it comes to things like obesity, To be completely honest I like them comfy and squishy, maybe a cute bit of pudge, but that has clear limitations but a lot of things that some guys would find as turnoffs I actually find cute.

My policy is simply not to judge anyone's looks unless I would judge myself for the same.
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