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#3 - immatakeaduty (01/21/2015) [-]
>being a man
>being afraid of bacon kisses
User avatar #4 to #3 - angelusprimus (01/21/2015) [-]
Uhh,,, mooshmallow is a girl.
#5 to #4 - immatakeaduty (01/21/2015) [-]
>being a woman
>being afraid of bacon kisses

#13 to #5 - nimblewalrus (01/21/2015) [-]
>using the uncensored version
User avatar #54 to #13 - immatakeaduty (01/22/2015) [-]
thnx bby gurl
User avatar #58 to #5 - shieeetposter (01/22/2015) [-]
I like your name

it reminds me of when i was 12
#12 to #3 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
"bacon kisses"
#7 - amsel (01/21/2015) [-]
Why would anyone run away from delicious bacon?
Why would anyone run away from delicious bacon?
#47 to #7 - bluenebula (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh lawdy
Oh lawdy
#53 to #7 - anon (01/22/2015) [-]
This is the correct way to season a cast iron pan.
#30 to #7 - infurnus (01/21/2015) [-]
Flagging for porn.
#36 to #7 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
this is only going to work if you get the reference...
User avatar #33 to #7 - rarityrarityrarity (01/21/2015) [-]
because its sprays boiling oil at you maybe :^)
User avatar #57 to #33 - amsel (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's delicious boiling oil
User avatar #40 to #10 - xyzlegend ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i scrolled down to see if this was posted.

i was not disappointed.
User avatar #44 to #10 - dorfdorfdorf (01/22/2015) [-]
"concrete jungle wet dream tomaaatooooooo"
#63 to #44 - blackmanrollipolli (01/22/2015) [-]
i listened to it again and i heard it. I laughed out loud for a few seconds.
User avatar #64 to #63 - dorfdorfdorf (01/22/2015) [-]
Glad to have brightened your day
#8 - acedce ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Once a massive glob o grease hit me all over the face (Don't even think about it) and ****** me up. (Seriously just don't)
User avatar #32 to #8 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Happened to me on my stomach. I couldn't imagine the pain you were in.
#9 to #8 - dashgamer (01/21/2015) [-]
MFW I see someone using an image I edited.
Ayy
#1 - stealthnull (01/21/2015) [-]
now i want bacon pancakes.
#37 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
when you don't run from bacon...
#50 to #37 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/22/2015) [-]
I like where this is going.
#51 to #50 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
then i guess you don't know where this is going?
#52 to #51 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/22/2015) [-]
One of us tied to the bed covered in canola oil?
User avatar #65 to #52 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i have a picture of that but it's unfortunately ****
#69 to #65 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/23/2015) [-]
So, you'll let me know when you post it?
User avatar #70 to #69 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
lol no
#66 to #37 - supercookieduster (01/22/2015) [-]
never run from bacon
#67 to #66 - sanitarysan ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
you right, run from peggi...
you right, run from peggi...
#68 to #67 - supercookieduster (01/22/2015) [-]
too much of that junkfood
#27 - theruse (01/21/2015) [-]
Snow White is probably my favorite Disney princess movie.
Snow White is probably my favorite Disney princess movie.
User avatar #39 to #27 - tvfreakuk (01/22/2015) [-]
When I was younger my favourite was The Little Mermaid, also kind of Sleeping Beauty - but Sleeping Beauty was mainly because of the artistry and colour in pretty much every scene and Maleficent
Now I think my favourite is The Princess and the Frog; I love anything set in New Orleans, I've always loved Voodoo in media, and I love jazzy tunes.
It lacked the jazzy tunes, but this was also why my favourite Scooby Doo movie is Zombie Island.
User avatar #61 to #27 - assdoreponyfucker (01/22/2015) [-]
I like Mulan
#2 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
When the benefits outweigh the risks
When the benefits outweigh the risks
User avatar #41 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I take my shirt off when it starts. I like the tiny burns all over my chest and stomach. It makes me closer to the bacon so it knows I love it
User avatar #43 to #41 - dorfdorfdorf (01/22/2015) [-]
"only a few more burns and ill look just like you, bacon-chan"
User avatar #45 to #43 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
More burns and hopefully bacon-senpai will notice me.
#55 - lotlizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Or make that **** in the oven. 400°F, 15-16 minutes. You don't have to flip it or anything. It cooks the bacon evenly as hell.
Easiest way I've found is to put aluminum foil down on a baking sheet, then when you finish, you just throw the aluminum away (which takes all the grease with it).
#26 - krynax (01/21/2015) [-]
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#15 - mommakimma (01/21/2015) [-]
Behold the awesome Splatter Screen. $9.99 online at Bed bath and beyond for 3. just pop that sucker right on top of the pan your cooking your bacon in and never hurt yourself again.
Even better, you can use it as a shield for when it's time to flip the bacon.
#21 to #15 - anon (01/21/2015) [-]
I use the look of a pot as a shield while holding my trustworthy spatula
User avatar #28 to #15 - goobyman (01/21/2015) [-]
or
a ******* lid
or
don't buy that **** for $10
#38 - leonhardt (01/22/2015) [-]
Or, or, another option: you could not be such a little bitch.

Also try wearing a shirt.
User avatar #25 - asmodeu ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Cover the pot up ?
User avatar #60 - uncledick (01/22/2015) [-]
I one time put bacon on one of those grease collectors and put it in the microwave. I didn't have a shirt on and took the tray out and spilled the ******* grease all over my body. Hurt like a bitch.
#59 - anon (01/22/2015) [-]
I know that feeling too well. lolmao hueheheuh XDXDXDXDxd
User avatar #56 - flaminpoop (01/22/2015) [-]
One time my cousin threw the bacon grease from the spatula onto my chest. Not a fun time
#49 - upyoursnumbnuts (01/22/2015) [-]
Pussy, that's when you strip down and say, "Let's dance big daddy."
User avatar #48 - raidaltamimi (01/22/2015) [-]
Am I the only one here who make bacon in closed oven?
User avatar #46 - bloorajah (01/22/2015) [-]
i had bacon spit into my eye once. made me go blind for a week.
but goddamn its delicious.
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