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#2 - trollcrank (12/27/2015) [-]
when I ask a girl out on a date...
#40 to #2 - settler (12/27/2015) [-]
GIF
**settler used "*roll picture*"**
**settler rolled image**And what happens.
User avatar #136 to #40 - scorcho (12/28/2015) [-]
that seems like a bit of an overreaction
User avatar #195 to #136 - settler (12/28/2015) [-]
Thanks, but it happens in Anime.
User avatar #3 to #2 - muffincannibal (12/27/2015) [-]
Hey baby, wanna take this to **** ?
User avatar #45 to #3 - talldumbdork (12/27/2015) [-]
A/S/L?
#8 - tarabostes (12/27/2015) [-]
You mad OP?
You jelly?
I got tons of bitches in SFW
And No I ain't sharin'
Stay mad
User avatar #124 to #8 - zerotzallander (12/28/2015) [-]
You're even bragging about it now huh?
User avatar #190 to #124 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
I Don't remember inviting you here zeza....
User avatar #191 to #190 - zerotzallander (12/28/2015) [-]
No invite were necessary !
User avatar #192 to #191 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
was*
Dumb Danish Cunt
User avatar #193 to #192 - zerotzallander (12/28/2015) [-]
Shut!
Miserable Man-Whore!
User avatar #194 to #193 - tarabostes (12/28/2015) [-]
Make me!
O-Oh yeah? Then you're a Dirty Woman-Whore!
User avatar #196 to #194 - zerotzallander (12/29/2015) [-]
nuh-uh!
User avatar #197 to #196 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Suuuuuuuuuuuure
User avatar #198 to #197 - zerotzallander (12/29/2015) [-]
Not suuure!
User avatar #199 to #198 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Stop teasing my dick
User avatar #200 to #199 - zerotzallander (12/29/2015) [-]
Teasing is when it's best yo!
#208 to #207 - zerotzallander (12/30/2015) [-]
all you Do is making faces
#209 to #208 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Here's a better reaction image 4U
User avatar #43 to #8 - nanako ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
i have a feeling i'm included here
#44 to #43 - tarabostes (12/27/2015) [-]
N-No!
You're not a bitch Nanako!
You're one of the most well-behaving ladies I have ever met , and that is a quality I respect!
User avatar #210 to #8 - zerotzallander (12/30/2015) [-]
no ty!
User avatar #231 to #210 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
zeeeeeeeeeeeezaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa do you wanna cuddle? :3
User avatar #232 to #231 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
but you can't even!
#233 to #232 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
YES YOU CAN! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
User avatar #234 to #233 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
I wrote YOU. g-night
User avatar #235 to #234 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
let's cuddle to sleep!
User avatar #211 to #210 - tarabostes (12/30/2015) [-]
Stop trying to deny yourself my love
#213 to #212 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
JUST DO IT ! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
#214 to #213 - zerotzallander (12/31/2015) [-]
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
#215 to #214 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
You know you want to , blushie-chan
#216 to #215 - zerotzallander (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
Want to what?
#217 to #216 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
Suckle on this dong
#219 to #218 - tarabostes (12/31/2015) [-]
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW!
User avatar #221 to #220 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
incredible!
User avatar #222 to #221 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
happy new year you!
User avatar #223 to #222 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
It's not happy without a kiss from zeza.........
#225 to #224 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
SMOOCH DADDEH PLZ
#226 to #225 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
nuh-uh-uh-uh
#227 to #226 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Awwwwwwwww your ears look so cuuuuuute
Lemme pet
#230 to #227 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
ur such a dork
#228 to #227 - zerotzallander (01/01/2016) [-]
you can't just ask people of that out of nowhere!
#229 to #228 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , be a good girl!
#15 to #8 - sladee ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
#16 to #15 - tarabostes (12/27/2015) [-]
Sladee-senpai noticed me!
User avatar #23 - wizlock (12/27/2015) [-]
is it bad that I'm really desperate for some cawk
User avatar #126 to #23 - mintea (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you're female you can probably get some dick whenever you want even if youre fugly lol
User avatar #29 to #23 - nustix (12/27/2015) [-]
If you are really desperate you would have some. Most guys on this site would stick their cock in about everything.
#24 - emperorwatergate (12/27/2015) [-]
I flirt in the /autism/ and /gay/ boards.
User avatar #79 to #24 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
im calling the mods cus you are underage
#80 to #79 - emperorwatergate (12/27/2015) [-]
No, I'm not.
#54 to #24 - thycupcake (12/27/2015) [-]
real good ****
#5 - polarpulse ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
SHAME

those poor kids in **** trying to find love
User avatar #26 to #5 - divinexve (12/27/2015) [-]
sauce plz
#98 - ilikepatatas (12/27/2015) [-]
worse even, when a seriously unnatractive girl uploads nudes and people start praising her in the comments and thumbing her up because since she's ugly they cringeously believe that they have a chance with her
the horrible sight of 4500 kissless betafags going omega, jesus **** .
#135 to #98 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Everyones got to slay hoodrats before they can use their bodies to reach something good.

You did. I did. Let them be.
User avatar #139 to #98 - scorcho (12/28/2015) [-]
'cringeously'
what a nice neologism, and i'm not even being sarcastic.
#39 - leifbunny (12/27/2015) [-]
>flirting with strangers unironically anywhere online.
User avatar #143 to #39 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh gosh, i don't know if he's worse or better than the people who get ignored and rage at the girl
User avatar #148 to #39 - elynichujy (12/28/2015) [-]
Well that IS deviantart.
User avatar #61 - theinternetaddict (12/27/2015) [-]
People do that?!
#67 to #61 - gmarrox (12/27/2015) [-]
They do, and it's worse than most things I see in cringe comps.
User avatar #74 to #67 - theinternetaddict (12/27/2015) [-]
Please if you have an example I will be forever in your debt no, but i really wanna see how people do that, maybe in our **** for example
User avatar #89 to #74 - capslockrage (12/27/2015) [-]
Just go to **** and look for any post where the poster is claiming it's them
User avatar #90 to #89 - theinternetaddict (12/27/2015) [-]
Fj is kinda poor on OC **** posters nowadays.
User avatar #77 to #74 - gmarrox (12/27/2015) [-]
If you browse **** on this site long enough, you'll come across a poster who uploads photos of herself, and while most comments are only slight cringey compliments like "dat ass" and such, sometimes you see the super cringy **** like "Oh bby I would do anything for you to sit on my face."

If I'm on **** later and remember this conversation, I'll take a screencap.
User avatar #91 to #77 - theinternetaddict (12/27/2015) [-]
You are the best thing there is. Thanks, I hope you come across something. I dont have the courage to go on **** and be there for longer than 5 mins
#138 to #91 - gmarrox (12/28/2015) [-]
Couldn't find one tonight, so I dug through my old comments to find this gem for you.
User avatar #10 - mitchthehugeman (12/27/2015) [-]
I have to do something after I masturbate
#132 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
People flirting on FJ in general
#182 to #132 - supervillian (12/28/2015) [-]


** Hey baby you want some good dicking ?**
#142 to #132 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
yea why cant everyone just masturbate to cartoon children like normal people?
#160 to #142 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
i know right
User avatar #33 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
when people come to Funnyjunk for porn Jontron - Whyyy [Plug and Play Consoles]
#47 to #33 - defski (12/27/2015) [-]
When you realise the porn ain't that bad.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
**** copypasta'd the wrong link When you realize it's not that good either Well, That was a load of shit
User avatar #68 to #49 - kinginthenorth (12/27/2015) [-]
It's like a warmup before moving on to actual porn.
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#34 to #33 - guanyu (12/27/2015) [-]
I feel more like this.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
When you're cruisin' an image search and start getting into the weird **** . Jontron - Deep Shit [Food Games Part 2]
User avatar #38 to #37 - Toshiro (12/27/2015) [-]
I saved the world!
#84 - denniswilles (12/27/2015) [-]
**denniswilles rolled user jettom **
User avatar #59 - fishcantroll (12/27/2015) [-]
Fish can roll.
#71 to #59 - grummligertroll (12/27/2015) [-]
don't cancerize nuclear throne plz, thank
User avatar #63 to #59 - christheace (12/27/2015) [-]
this is a **** meme
#17 - yodaddysofat (12/27/2015) [-]
**yodaddysofat used "*roll picture*"**
**yodaddysofat rolled image** how I flirt...
#147 - likeacupcake ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
>Used to flirt and post dick pics in ****
>Formed deep and meaningful relationship with female poster, that is still alive and very strong today despite the fact neither of us have posted in years
User avatar #115 - brandinifettucine (12/28/2015) [-]
**brandinifettucine rolled user canyou ** I'll tongue-punch your fart box so hard, you won't be able to recite the alphabet properly.
User avatar #149 to #115 - canyou (12/28/2015) [-]
kybcb fsiyswb
#104 - fazbear (12/27/2015) [-]
I don't browse **** , so this doesn't bother me in the first place.
#167 - rollingpicture (12/28/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

<-- Comments on any porn video/picture/gif/anything
#133 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
People are animals.

As in a mammal.

All we honestly want to do is eat, sleep and **** . Thats it.

Want a car? Why? To pick up girls? To get a job to get money to pick up girls? To get a job to buy a home to bring girls too?

Why do girls like boys? Because of security. To feel safe. to make little mammals.

Everything people do can be boiled down to mating.

Why fight it? **** what other people think. They are running the same race as the rest of us. They just might feel a slight amount more shame about their baser instincts.

Lets party.
#141 to #133 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
the distinction of mammals isnt necessary
User avatar #164 to #133 - ilovehitler (12/28/2015) [-]
Except that's wrong you dumbass.
A great deal of things humans do cannot be "boiled down to mating". Things like watching tv, playing games, reading, getting annoyed at anons on funnyjunk, or listening to music are not just for mating.
User avatar #166 to #133 - gabeinated (12/28/2015) [-]
You and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals. So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
User avatar #145 to #133 - hargleblarg (12/28/2015) [-]
I just spent all evening playing the Talos Principle.
I did not eat.
I did not sleep.
I most certainly did not **** .

By your definition I shouldn't have played it, nor should I want to keep playing it tomorrow. Because this doesn't count as being a mammal to you does that mean I'm one of the lizardmen?
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