When mom and dad are away for the week. ...ever so slowly, shrek pulled out of me. "Aye, this is me swamp," he said, motioning the outstretched arm -
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When mom and dad are away for the week

...ever so slowly, shrek pulled out of me. "Aye, this is me swamp," he said, motioning the outstretched arm - the one that hadn't penetrated my urethra - to the vast landscape. I could see it in the moonlight - the trees, the mud, the fog - it would be the perfect place to raise our kid.

"What should we call him? Carl?" I asked, as my titan slid his eshrection out of my quivering body.

"Ogre my dead body," my prince replied. "Bob. It will be Bob, my dear, dear Shadow."

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#4 - sensitive (03/11/2014) [-]
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Shadow as in, the hedgehog?
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